To Patrick Dewaere and
Xvier Saint Macary
Let it be
What's your name?
What else can I do for you?
Is it your dog?
No, I would never keep such a dirty dog.
At least it's a real dog, eh?
Won't you invite us in for a drink?
-Closed for the day, buddy...think about it?
Get up!
You've gotten yourself too tanned.
So what can we do? Go back?
Let's go back first.
Alright?
I wanna talk about something. Please listen up
Give me a light first
You saw it?
That's the kind of boat I wanna buy,
Real sharp with some storage down below.
But you would never go down there.
You don't believe me?
Never
Shit!
Damn it!
What do you have on your mind?
Let's carry it along?
Stop kidding.
But I like it.
You are too bothersome.
Are you crazy? Stop it.
Come
Come up
This is our friend.
We have finally gotten together.
Let the danger disappear far back.
We are going to a place
where mankind never set foot.
What can you call this kind of
dog with such messy hair?
Nick
Nick, good!
Don't be too crazy!
Cold Moon
Come down, Nick.
Hey, Peanut!
Help me wash my car after you are done
I left my key inside
The Kuwaitian.
What's his name?
Arachide
Arachide, Arachide.
He's a Peanut
Tune back to that channel, tune back.
Shit, don't understand a word.
This dude is talking
What's his name?
Mussolini
The guy that likes to exaggerate.
And acts like...
It's really funny, look at him.
What a performing genius
-Aryans are destined to rule the world!-
"That's it, very well!.."
"Goal! Goal!"
Simon!
What's up?
Jacuzzi is so damn good!
What?
It's so nice
Stephen, don't go I beg you!
I love you!
I have to go!-
Simon
Hi Nadine
You smoked in here?
It smells.
Joanna, please stop loving me!
I love you!
Wait Nadine, allow me.
OK
The air here is so much better.
Where is Ted?
He's in the bath tub.
You are a nice guy,
but don't put toys inside.
Also, don't order that guy around.
He's got a job.
Trust me, he's worth this kind of money
Your suit is so good looking.
You like it?
Yeah.
When guests come to my house
They don't always have to bring
their dogs along, right?
It's someone else's dog.
Whose dog is it?
I don't know, it's a bitch
Maybe wandering around.
There aren't that many
good dogs around.
What's this?
I'll be leaving soon.
New swim suit.
Man, so big.
You are too much
This is my sister's house.
Take it easy.
I grew up in here.
Right? Nadine?
Yes.
Not necessary.
Simon is so sexy.
Wait.
I'm telling you.
Stop wearing my stuff.
Isn't it much cleaner now?
What about the dog over there?
What you gonna do with it?
Don't know.
We can eat it.
Nick, right?
I cut the head off, madam.
Can't eat, too bad.
Can you help me give it a chop?
Whatever you say.
Whatever I tell you?
Don't say that,
I didn't ask for anything.
Don't hesitate to put
them in the shopping cart
Get up, get up
Keep going.
It's right there, trust me.
What is it?
You'll see.
Close your eyes.
Look.
The white guitar.
That's it.
That's it, my god, take a look.
Isn't the one next to it the same?
Just a different color.
That's not the same.
It's a copy.
Look at this.
I think this thing is gonna
cost a lot of money.
So why think about it?!
I'm gonna buy it.
What? Don't you have a
nearly brand new one?
That's different.
This is the only one in the country, terrific.
My god!
Strings, shape...
Everything is original.
This is so damn good.
Holding it up.
Touching it, feels like!
I'll caress it, let it scream.
Right? Pretty?
That's how it's played.
You are good.
Guitarists always perform lying down.
Don't know why.
And then act like this!
Genius.
Go back a little bit.
Genius.
Look at this, cool.
Flame exploded on the stage.
I don't wanna answer.
I said I didn't wanna answer.
You must be hiding something.
I've seen them all, this kind of expressions.
You are always like this, always.
I'm telling you, don't make me fight with you.
Shit!
Of course I understand you.
A young man has to work.
That's life.
This is health.
But that's all there is to it.
We hope we can have a direct conversation next time.
At least this is all clear.
God damn it.
That's it, I like very much.
Stop the nonsense.
What an education to your ears!
This is what music is all about.
This is not all about music.
There is always opera when marriages go bad.
I'm being executed by boredom.
I never had a chance to communicate with others.
I like to be surrounded by people.
Me too, I love family the most, then friends.
What do you want me to say.
I wasn't even allowed to talk to a man, damn!
You meant to say it's really good, right?
You kept me home, it's against the law.
But you have to start getting used to this kind of life style.
Ted! Ted!!
What!
Be quiet!!!
Dogs and fighting!-
It's not too appropriate.
Just like when you were a kid,
haven't changed a bit.
I'm not a dog.
What are you yelling about.
I'm gonna break your leg!
You are working too hard.
You can tighten up your big belly.
You are skinny enough, don't know why
you still try to lose weight.
If someday you go the bank to get money.
Stop the bullshit! Stupid!
What? What are we?
Did you hear, Simon!
You want me to knock you to the ground?
Don't sit there like a Buddha.
I've had enough.
I gotta work.
He can speak French.
Am I dreaming or what?
My life is all dark.
Let's watch this.
I'm leaving.
There isn't any French woman like you.
Don't make me angry.
The 7th round
Eh Peanut, look.
You'll be like this one day.
Should never marry just like us.
And life wouldn't be so bland.
I'd run away if I met such a woman.
A good thing about being single is
when you meet a hot blonde.
You can go after her.
But there's a bitch waiting at
home after you're married.
To us, we have another way to
get it out of our systems.
Right, Simon?
Should we tell him?
Should we tell him?
Stop!
No, stop kidding me!
I'll be upset, understand?
You have the time?
Pick me up at the factory by then.
It's still early.
Lend me your car.
OK.
Be careful.
It's not braking too well.
See you tomorrow.
You want!-no no no....
I should tell you.
I wanna fuck you.
You wanna fuck me?
I'm very strong.
I've taken a shower.
You can suck on it.
I think we should put some lubricant.
You really wanna fuck me?
God, Johnny
You know your thing is very small.
Very small!
Says who, mine isn't that small.
I'll be very strong when I fuck you,
you'll like it.
Then I'll be willing to.
Come on, put it in.
OK, Johnny.
Go deeper, right!
Nice, Johnny, it feels so good!
OK, I want you to suck it all in.
What are you doing!
What's this?
You've decided not to let us sleep, right?
So loud!
No, l...
Hurry up, turn off the TV, go to sleep.
What?! The TV is muted.
Shoudn't be any problem.
Yeah, no sound, but it smells.
Don't say that, I've already taken a shower.
id take a shower, but you haven't washed your socks for years
It smells like you guys have been camping.
The smell of camping is rather normal
Hurry up and go back to the tow truck.
You don't have to be here!
I rather call it a "truck"!
I say
If you wanna sleep in the tow truck
Then go ahead, don't be shy.
You are very good, but you're gonna
wake up all the neighbors.
You, get out of here!
Let him go, I've had enough
Shit, there's more to come.
I never allow you to drink beer
Go buy your own whenever you wanna drink.
Shut up.
I don't have the right to drink?
I bought it myself.
With the money you have in your pocket?
You just wanna be like this for the next 50 years?
What have you been doing?
OK OK, stop lecturing me.
It hurts even more when it's coming out of your mouth.
Listen up, Nadine!
You can get the hell out of here.
Because I have another one of them.
I have to work tomorrow.
You don't care at all, do you?
No no, I hate you!
Go get a job.
You have expectations about me?
Look for a job, thanks for your concern.
Why don't you look around in the job market,
Bad mood at home.
If so,
Just go out then.
Is he crazy?
I have dignity!
Dignity
You'd better stop bothering me
No, everyone has dignity.
You can't...
Enough, get out!
Come on,
Fuck!
I watched an American cowboy movie.
Let me tell you.
What are you doing here?
I'm not sleepy, I'm here to see my little Simon.
Look how tired he is
He's gonna be thirsty, come and see!
No no, you can't drink here.
Not even a can of beer?
Actually, you're dealing with a corpse.
Good evening, Simon.
You don't wanna look at me?
It's me.
Mermaid.
What's up with you?
Stop talking, alright?
What?
Shut up! Understand? Stop talking!
It's the second time
Are you alright? How have you been doing?
Good
Do you know, he is getting better.
Is that so?
How about you? How are you doing?
I'm always doing well.
I've never seen you sick.
So, Denis, you eat well?
You know, you can't resist nice food
when you have a chef at home.
How is it, little boy?
Denis, you look good.
I -think -yesterday.
Is it?
You know... -know... you...
Really -very good!
Good!
Right.
Wipe it off.
How many cans of beer you had?
Three
Three
Three cans, good.
Thirty?
Yeah!- yeah!-
Do you want an appetizer?
Your mother will be happy when you are happy.
Come on.
What kind of meal do you think I should prepare today?
Oh no... Simon, don't let him smoke.
One or two puffs can't be too bad.
Simon....I...
Wait a minute, I didn't get it.
What do you want? A Banana?
No, he said he saw a donkey.
What, you saw a donkey on TV?
Yes.
What, not own a cat?
Why bother, I will probably die before it does.
He saw a donkey.
And the people buying candy.
Don't move, let me go
The roof is really nice here.
It's best for sun-bathing.
Stop talking right now.
What are you doing? Being a father?
This is good too
It's good that you're all serious.
And I wanna fuck a woman right now.
I wanna take a piss, where is the bathroom?
What's up?
No...nothing
Come on.
Watch your mouth.
Hello, Madam
He's with me, Ted
I've told you already.
Yes, is it that conductor?
Right.
Who! -Who is conducting the philharmonic.
Let me introduce you Denis
Denis, he's my partner Ted
And also my driver.
He's got a really nice car.
He didn't come with the nice car.
Auntie, have you gotten the clothes ready yet?
Yes.
I almost forgot, help me send something to priest
OK.
Alright, Let's go.
Bye bye, little boy.
Nice to see you with such good appetite
Go say hello
Don't be silly
Go, hurry up
OK, we have to go
Be careful, there is a dog in the yard
Why do you bite?
You said that
I never said that
I made it up, like everyone else
Right right
Listen up, I've had enough of your mouth
- Right? Right
I'm gonna take a deep breath now
Ted, You're not trying hard at all
Yes, you're selfish and bad.
Let me finish.
And I think it's all acceptable
Finally, I think I have the right to lie to them.
Of course, you are free
We are not married yet
What about music?
You talk about music all the time.
And you never actually learn to play any instrument
OK, enough
You don't have much patience
Almost everything you say is nonsense
We all know about that,
we're all trying to stay away from you!
No one has confidence in you
Also women
It's not worth talking about
Because they're just holes to you
Not even a little bit of respect
And what about you
You respect them?
Shit, if I talk about that, then...
Shut up!....
You understand now?
Understand what? Let go!
Let go!
Let me go first
Why me first?
Let go
I'll let you go
But you have to let me go too
You have to let go right away
What are you looking at?
Want to take a picture?
Wait up, I'm coming right back
Hey sir
You're leaving like this
I just want to face the light
Don't touch the instruments.
Ask me first
Don't' touch it
Are you interested?
Yeah, I wanna buy it for my son
What's the matter
All of a sudden it's raining now
How are you doing?
How you doing?
You OK
What's going on with my brothers now?
Don't be like this, stop bothering me
Ah, in a bad mood.
What happened?
Your wife doesn't want you no more?
If he has a wife
Then that's called adultery
I remember a tale about wives
It's about an old woman
You heard about it?
Don't ask me if you already know about it
It's about an old woman
Listen up, concentrate
A fat woman, really fat
Like Babar's mother
A fat woman
She's so fat she couldn't even
get into the elevator
So she had her grandson come over
She said, "Dear Granny needs your help"
And then, and then!-
And, where was l, right
She had her grandson come over
Grandson came over
He said,
"Granny, what do you want me to do for you?"'
She said, "Granny needs your help"
She wanted to get into the elevator
But she couldn't get in on her own
And the kid thought of a method
He tried to push her in from the back
After three minutes, she said to him!-
Are you listening?
"What are you doing? You're pushing me"
He then said, "What should I do, Granny?"'
"I've tried my best, but
still couldn't push you in"
Funny, right
Look, it's frozen now
Ted, you're such a sadist
Just think of someone doing this to you
No one is gonna act like that
You're just trying to find a topic
Washing glasses all day long
Isn't it fun washing glasses?
Here are the bills for water,
electricity, and food, pay up
None, I don't have any money
You don't even have a penny
I still owe them money here
Me too, but I always pay them back
Go check with the bank
Give me the money, then we're through
If I have any money
I'll definitely give it you
What else do you want me to say?
Stop, you'll have to pay for it
if you knock it over
Don't talk to me like this
I won't take your nonsense
Shit!
You don't care?
Wanna fight?
No no no, ain't gotta be like this
I don't care, he messed with me first
Then go ahead and wait for me outside
I'll be right there
You guys will have to take it outside
Absolutely not in here
Shit
Hello
What's up?
Here, a cassette for you
You can return it
I've already gotten one
What happened?
Are you alright now?
You OK
Listen up, your friend seems to be a little too much
He's in a bad mood
Life is hard out there
Hey, can you do me a favor?
I'm in such a mess right now
No problem, let's go
Thanks, because obviously I can't go to him
So long, young champion
Don't make noises when you come back
Let's play poker tonight
Alright, I don't have any shifts for a couple of nights.
I didn't see him today
Who is that?
Honking and making all that noise out there
That's my car
Wait, I'll go have a drink, five minutes
-I'm coming -What?!
Don't you think it's rude to have me wait all this time?
I can't believe your attitude
It's only five minutes
Then we'll go cruising.
You only have one life
Aren't you thirsty?
I'm telling you, if you don't move your car!-
Can I make a call?
Sure, in the corner
Simon, some one is running off with your car
Such a rascal
Lady, lady, don't go
I'm bad, but this blonde is such a knock out
I can't stop thinking about it
Is the cassette still here? Let me see
I was just kidding, I don't have this one
Are you feeling better?
Fantastic
Thank you
(Combination sandwich)
Finish up the sandwich
I put a lot of effort into it
Let's play with it a little bit
Ted, you crazy?
I can't play with it like this
Oh, stop bothering me
Where did you put the package?
There, right there
I have to show the picture
Look
Did you see this?
Isn't this thick? Really
And a small one, it's bent
Such a fool
This woman is pretty happy
OK, OK, stop playing
Really, stop fooling around, let's go
OK, come on in
Hello, priest,
I'm bringing this to you for my Auntie
I'm sorry
This is normal?
How come it's not warm in here?
Just gotta get used to it
You missed something.
I thank your Auntie
This is a sacred lady
OK
Yeah, what the name of that poor little kid!-?
Danny? He is stupid
It's not good now
Thank you
Bye
Did you see?
It looks as though it's portraying the ancestors
Right?
Right
They have to go now, it's closing
Wait, I have an idea
It's so quiet here
Simon!
Simon!
Simon!-
Simon?
Simon
Please show up at my feet
"l can't get no satisfaction!-"
Ted, red or white?
Good!!!
You know
I love to be in church
At least people have religion
It feels OK
Is Mary a prostitute?
No, she is a faithful Christian
But her parents never believed in her
She had to keep her mouth shut
But she never gave up on her religion
I don't quite understand
Ted, this is the least you
have to know as a Christian
People started saying that the woman was crazy
And she still believes in the
existence of God as always
She was then blessed and pregnant
And then became Virgin Mary
One day, she was praying to God
The roof fell down.
Many people got hurt
But she was fine
People started talking about
her being protected by God
People started believing in it
The wound then healed itself
Such sanctity
God even gave green beans to people
Green beans? Peas?
Yeah
You know how people call green beans?
Little Angel
(Arabic)
Where is my little gift?
Put the money there
Do you know about those courageous people?
Bullfighters
My brother likes them a lot
Is that so?
Is he allowed to go out there?
Even though he likes bull fighters, he...
Have a taste
Bye
Do you like fucking?
Yeah, sure
Men?
That's not my thing.
You still don't know about my ability
Wait, what are you doing?
Come
Be seated
Sit down
You don't believe that my
brother likes bull fighters?
I do
Ole!
Go
Ole!
Fantastic!
I'm an astronaut!
It's fun!
What a shame
It's spinning too much
You're great though
What?
Look!
Shit!
Shut up!
Did you get poked by that woman?
No
Gotta try that!
Have to let me think it over
Are you alright?
I wanted to tell you not to constrain yourself,
Gotta be brave
That woman can bend her legs this way
Mouth and vagina were that close
So nice
This is such a miracle
Just couple of inches apart
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Look, we're created by the guy up there
Thanks for the advice, but I think...
From my point of view, when man was being created
God was fight with Devil at the time
You got money? My brother
I'm so hungry
Won't you have money if you stop drinking?
I'm not gonna give it to you
Oh no
We're going to give a little something
You're too kind
I appreciate everything
Ted?
What is it?
We have to be back
Give it!
Isn't it strong?
This is not good, you're really bad
Listen to me. Ted.
Don't you be like this
You should think for them
How does he want me to respond?
Give him a bunch of money?
I didn't do anything
I didn't start this.
He started it
If he fought back,
we'd give the respect he deserved
You're so bad
You're a bunch of assholes!
Should be taken out and executed!
Asshole!
You're not giving him the respect he deserves!
Listen up
Start it!
Asshole!
I want to kill you all!
Kill you all!!
We have too much money!
Act up when you see the boss!
We want to do this
Hey, are you looking for us?
You're lying to us
Stop playing tricks!
Give me your hand
I'm going to pull you up
Fool!
(Song)
Look at that! It's a mannequin
Look at him
Look!
I'm telling you to stop!
Let's go
He's so fun
My girl friend
Be gentle
He's shut up now
He can't talk any more
Don't show the wine bottle
No no
Hurry up and open the window.
Let out the smell.
Shit, too bad
They're blocking the road
Stop acting stupid
Shit
It's the cops.
Can you show me your driver's license?
What happened?
He is my father, Mr. Officer
My father has passed away
Mr. Officer, we work on night shifts
And his father passed away
We have to go to his house
I'm sorry, Mr. Officer
It's funny, but I'm desperate
Be brave
What about you, sir?
Got a driver's license?
Driver's license? Sure I do
Then it would be a lot more
appropriate to have you drive instead
Ted, let's switch seats
Let me drive
He's right
Good, be brave!
Go ahead, but you better be careful,
it's dark out here
Thank you
It's better to fasten your seat belt
I work hard, but it doesn't
seem to get me anywhere
We can go back together
That guy is in a coma
Blow a whistle.
Towards that blonde
Hurry up, look at her
Look at how coquettish she is.
Those bombs on her chest
Over there, hurry up
Shit
Did you see the way she danced?
I'm telling you, it was hot
It was so nice
Stop it
Let go, let go
No, stop playing around
How is it, fun?
Let go!
Stop sucking!
Tastes so good!
Listen up, you bastard
Stop it!
I can't take such humiliation!
Move out of the way, look at me
He started it!
Calm down, he's in a bad mood
Stop messing around
Stop it!
Move aside
Listen, don't you!-
You want more?
Come on!
Let me go!
Bastard!
Get out!
I don't want to see y'all no more
Take my words for it
The dearest in my life
Hey, are we still going together?
Ted, we have another friend now
Lady
He shouldn't kick me out like this
He's made a mistake
Let's go, get the fuck out of here!
There's a good thing about this
No! You're the same as my daughter
Simon
Simon
What the heck is this?
What?
What is it? Expensive?
Expensive? It really is
This is my work
It's the only thing I ever made
You're so strong
That's not all
You haven't seen anything yet
You're not kidding
I'm not kidding, I make a record of all the women I fucked, look
Look
Incredible
Are you going to put me on there?
Of course
Your thingy is so big
Isn't that good?
Don't be lazy, I want it all!
If it's still not enough
I can have my friend come over
This way you'll feel even better
I'm not scared
Simon! Come on
Come and fuck this woman with me
I guarantee you'll feel good
Have him come over
Simon! Come on, Simon, don't be shy!
Come on in!
Everyone has a chance
Simon! Simon!
Come on!
I swear to you
Let's see who comes first!
Let's go once they leave
Aren't they going to find out?
You think dead men can call the police
Hurry up
They're gone
We're ready
Grab the head and the leg
It's so exciting
So fun
It's fun, but it's also very heavy
I can't hold on any more
Wait a moment, wait
Did you see?
Come! Go
Go
Do you think they saw us?
Don't scare me, I'm sure they didn't see us
Do you think they'll investigate?
You scare people like this all the time?
You think this is funny?
I'm sure they didn't find out
We're very careful
You're too scared
You think people will care about a dead body?
This guy is so sad
Yeah
How long do you think
this guy's been dead for?
Not too long,
it was still soft when I grabbed it
A corpse takes a long time
to decompose, right?
I think so
Bacteria, temperature
should affect the speed
Nonsense
I'm not kidding
We are so bad...
Listen to me, Ted!
This might be stupid
Too much stupidity
What if we found an old man when it's opened?
Isn't it tragic?
It is tragic
Lift the sheet up
And then look, let's lift it up!
You carried it here
I can't!-No
Simon
No
Simon
Good
I'm going
Go ahead
I'm going
She is very young
She was very young
How old do you think she is?
She!- Doesn't seem to be dead
Look at her breast
Pussy
Leg, my God
Looks like she's still alive
Do you know?
The pussy is the first to appear and the last to disappear.
Look, so flexible
Look, it's shaking
Shaking, flexible
It shakes, look
Simon!-
Are you looking, it's shaking
Don't touch it, Simon
She's so pretty
Still pretty after death
But if she was alive,
she'd never want someone like you
Right there
What are you talking about?
Simon
Simon, you want!-
Simon, what's wrong with you?
Nothing wrong with me, I wanna fuck her
This kind of thing doesn't come around very often.
I have to fuck her
Done
Thank God
So nice
This is nothing, you just fucked a dead woman
Even though I love women...
But all the women I fucked were alive
You shut up! There is a difference
between "Newly Dead" and "Pure Dead"
Oh no, sorry, Ted
But it felt so good
I'm not ashamed of myself
Simon
What's up?
Was it really that nice?
You can't imagine
You're right
So fucking nice
Super nice
I carried her here
I want to know her name
But we should wrap her up first
Aren't you going to fall in
love with a live person?
But you love a dead person?
So stupid
I love her
He's in love with her
Love, love!-
OK, you love her
What are we doing now?
Let's put her in a backpack.
Backpack?
But she's cold
Your heart is even colder than her body
She has you, but can she feel it?
Wait, wait up
Where are you going?
Hold me tight
I love you
But you're dead
You'll never know
What are going to do?
Stop, can't go on any more
Let me help you, OK?
No!
No! You can't go!
Are you crazy?
Let me go with her!
OK.
OK.
We hold her up
Electric guitar.