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Thanks, Ma.
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Who are they, Pa?
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Get inside, John.
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He's hurt. Let us in.
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- I'll tendto him.
- I'll tell the sheriff.
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The Cheaters' Gang is over with.
This time you lose.
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- Cheaters never lose. Never!
- Get out.
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Kill them!
It'll make for a nice memory!
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- Get your Colt.
- Never! Don't do it!
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Go, Molly!
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You were lucky, John Luke.
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You dodged the Cheaters' Gang.
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And no one ever dodges a Cheater.
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Believe me, you're...
very lucky, John Luke!
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You beat death!
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You're lucky! You're...
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You're... Lucky Luke!
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Got it already.
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Got it already.
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''American Hero''...
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Got it already.
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Lucky Luke!
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Captain Mac Straggle, 20th Cavalry.
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Colonel Mac Straggle has a message
from the President of the USA.
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Thank the President
for checking in on me...
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but I'm on vacation.
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He says he's on vaca...
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There's no vacation
for heroes of the West.
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Kid, I know your father well.
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He knows I stick to my guns.
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He says I stick...
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I'm going to tease pike
out of the Klondike.
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Tell the President
I have an extra rod.
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You can tell him yourself,
boy scout!
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We lead in 2 states
and are neck and neck in the others.
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I won't lose the election!
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This transcontinental railroad
is the answer.
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With the coasts linked,
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America will exist.
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Shortly, sir.
The New York-San Francisco line
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will connect in Golden City
in 3 months.
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That's too long.
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We have to finish
before the elections next month.
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The tracks will join...
in Daisy Town.
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- Daisy Town?
-That's crazy!
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-Too dangerous.
- We should burn it down!
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Destroy Daisy Town!
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Whoever harms my pretty Daisy
answers to me.
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Don't get him wrong.
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The Daisy Town
which Luke remembers
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was heaven on Earth.
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Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper,
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Governor of Utah!
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President...
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gentlemen...
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Pardon my being sentimental, but...
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I'm recalling how
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on July 2, 1831 ,
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I came from Ireland
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on the same boat as his father.
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The Lukes tilled
the red soil of Daisy Town,
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where our cattle grazed in peace.
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But nowadays...
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the area is infested
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with desperados and Indians.
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You know me, Winston.
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If I were you...
68
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But you're not. Not yet.
69
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Let me finish this term
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and maybe even another.
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Here, Cooper.
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In 3 weeks I'll drive in this spike
to inaugurate the last section.
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- Mr. President, don't do it!
- It's insane.
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I want Mr. Luke to establish order
in Daisy Town.
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Do you accept this mission?
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Yep.
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How long will it take
to establish order?
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48 hours.
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Cigarette, anyone?
80
00:09:26,400 -- 00:09:27,196
Still not smoking?
81
00:09:27,560 -- 00:09:28,993
I have an Apatchi.
82
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Still not smoking!
83
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He quit!
84
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Take care, Coop.
85
00:09:41,840 -- 00:09:44,673
You're not obliged
to go back to Daisy Town.
86
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That place is full of ghosts
for you.
87
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I'll speak to the President.
88
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I gave him my word.
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Think it over.
90
00:09:56,760 -- 00:09:58,193
I'm not made for thinking.
91
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It's him, Miss! Lucky Luke!
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That's enough kids.
93
00:10:21,360 -- 00:10:22,793
Stay here. Be good.
94
00:10:25,000 -- 00:10:25,876
Here!
95
00:10:27,160 -- 00:10:28,354
I love you!
96
00:10:29,160 -- 00:10:30,798
You're too lucky, Lucky Luke!
97
00:10:31,960 -- 00:10:34,428
Way too lucky!
98
00:10:34,720 -- 00:10:37,314
You're lucky, John Luke.
99
00:10:37,560 -- 00:10:38,959
Very lucky!
100
00:10:39,600 -- 00:10:41,591
You dodged the Cheaters'Gang.
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You're lucky. You're...
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Lucky Luke!
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BIRTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE
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Boots, size 54.
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00:11:23,840 -- 00:11:25,432
Andfor the horse?
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Rain coming.
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Up, you maggots!
And in single file!
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00:12:54,160 -- 00:12:56,720
You never get sick
of filling up jails?
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Lucky Luke,
the man who never killed anyone.
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00:13:01,200 -- 00:13:03,998
You never got over
seeing your parents die.
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00:13:06,200 -- 00:13:08,270
That cod-face of yours
got a name?
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Pat Poker.
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Welcome to my town.
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Missed.
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00:13:36,400 -- 00:13:38,311
Alas, you're unwelcome in mine.
116
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How did you do
the 5-dollar bill trick?
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Lousy.
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Leave my office.
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Daisy Town bodes ill for sheriffs.
120
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The soil is red with their blood.
121
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Before it gets red with yours,
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bet on black
and get lost before nightfall.
123
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Expect a gift from me tomorrow.
124
00:14:42,280 -- 00:14:43,599
You alright with death?
125
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Tomorrow I clean house.
126
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John!
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It's Flimsey.
128
00:15:25,240 -- 00:15:25,956
Remember?
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Down here, John.
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In the barrel.
131
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Flimsey?
132
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Flimsey the bug!
133
00:15:34,800 -- 00:15:35,869
What the heck?
134
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We're glad to see you!
135
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- Get out.
- You crazy?
136
00:15:40,040 -- 00:15:41,519
Want them to kill me?
137
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Tell everyone it's over now.
138
00:15:49,960 -- 00:15:51,552
Time to come out of hiding.
139
00:15:51,800 -- 00:15:53,950
Poker won't let his gang go to jail.
140
00:15:54,200 -- 00:15:56,395
He hired a bad-ass bandit
to smoke you.
141
00:15:56,640 -- 00:15:57,993
Who's the fat vat?
142
00:15:58,240 -- 00:15:59,195
My wife.
143
00:16:00,200 -- 00:16:03,158
No one's getting smoked, ma'am.
Pleasedto meet you.
144
00:16:28,480 -- 00:16:31,517
Billy the Kid City! End of the line!
Time to die!
145
00:16:32,520 -- 00:16:33,953
Billy the Kid's in town!
146
00:16:34,200 -- 00:16:35,519
I'm worth 5000 dollars!
147
00:16:37,960 -- 00:16:39,188
Good lolly, Mr. Billy!
148
00:16:42,200 -- 00:16:42,916
Not Mister.
149
00:16:43,600 -- 00:16:44,715
Just Billy.
150
00:16:45,280 -- 00:16:47,157
Billy the Kid. Like you.
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So long, Lilly.
152
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Don't share with your brother!
153
00:16:59,320 -- 00:17:00,355
Thanks for the ride!
154
00:17:01,840 -- 00:17:03,592
Bam! Got the old hag!
155
00:17:05,760 -- 00:17:07,193
Don't move, you hear?
156
00:17:09,440 -- 00:17:10,555
You neither!
157
00:17:10,800 -- 00:17:11,835
Don't move!
158
00:17:12,320 -- 00:17:13,469
The boss is waiting.
159
00:17:13,720 -- 00:17:15,358
Drop the gun, Q-Tip.
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Start walking and keep them up.
161
00:17:24,600 -- 00:17:25,555
So?
162
00:17:26,200 -- 00:17:27,599
Got my money, wizard?
163
00:17:31,440 -- 00:17:33,192
Andthe bird's unharmed.
164
00:17:37,520 -- 00:17:38,316
So?
165
00:17:40,320 -- 00:17:43,073
How much did your hen
drop from its ass?
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- 15,000.
- Billy the Kid...
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00:17:45,640 -- 00:17:47,995
kill Lucky Luke for 15,000 dollars?
168
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You're right.
169
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10,000.
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00:18:10,840 -- 00:18:13,912
Lucky Luke sent me to reform school
when I was 7.
171
00:18:14,640 -- 00:18:16,471
And I'd done nothing wrong.
172
00:18:17,760 -- 00:18:20,513
I thought you'd killed your parents.
173
00:18:20,960 -- 00:18:21,995
Exactly.
174
00:18:22,800 -- 00:18:24,313
I'd done nothing wrong.
175
00:18:29,720 -- 00:18:32,553
So I came to kill Lucky Luke
for personal reasons.
176
00:18:33,000 -- 00:18:35,070
I'll pick up my money
once he's dead.
177
00:18:35,720 -- 00:18:39,269
You offendatedme
by implying I could be bought.
178
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And get me some cherry juice!
179
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Next time, I want cherry juice!
180
00:19:06,400 -- 00:19:08,197
He's coming! Barber Street!
181
00:19:41,720 -- 00:19:42,550
Gentlemen?
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I assume you know the way to jail.
183
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Yep...
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Sometimes life can get prickly.
185
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Fourteen...
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Pistol Pete.
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Go on...
188
00:20:04,600 -- 00:20:05,430
Fifteen...
189
00:20:05,720 -- 00:20:07,119
RattlesnakeJoe.
190
00:20:09,280 -- 00:20:11,111
So, Hank, what's up with you?
191
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Goldie.
192
00:20:12,760 -- 00:20:13,795
Digger's daughter?
193
00:20:14,080 -- 00:20:15,149
Pregnant with our 6th.
194
00:20:16,200 -- 00:20:17,952
You're not lonesome, cowboy.
195
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Stop by sometime!
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Next time, bud.
197
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Won't be no next time.
198
00:20:40,040 -- 00:20:42,395
I like you, Billy.
Don't make me hurt you.
199
00:20:42,640 -- 00:20:46,189
Pretty lousy last words...
for a guy of your stature.
200
00:20:49,880 -- 00:20:51,313
Out of luck.
201
00:20:51,960 -- 00:20:53,188
Farewell, Lucky Luke.
202
00:20:57,680 -- 00:20:58,669
This is my snack.
203
00:20:59,960 -- 00:21:02,155
It's my snack! It doesn't count.
204
00:21:04,600 -- 00:21:05,396
Farewell, Lucky Luke.
205
00:21:08,560 -- 00:21:10,118
That's your water gun.
206
00:21:10,360 -- 00:21:11,110
Nope.
207
00:21:12,320 -- 00:21:13,196
Yeah.
208
00:21:13,640 -- 00:21:14,629
I don't get it.
209
00:21:14,920 -- 00:21:17,036
It worked in front of the mirror!
210
00:21:17,280 -- 00:21:18,554
Poop! What's wrong?
211
00:21:20,040 -- 00:21:22,076
Shut your traps, retards!
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00:21:25,040 -- 00:21:26,553
You're out of luck. So long.
213
00:21:35,800 -- 00:21:36,835
He killed me!
214
00:21:42,000 -- 00:21:43,035
I'm cold.
215
00:21:44,680 -- 00:21:45,829
I'm hot.
216
00:21:47,760 -- 00:21:49,910
Give me a snuggle...
217
00:21:58,080 -- 00:21:59,832
I'm a monkey's uncle!
218
00:22:01,360 -- 00:22:03,316
His bullets hit mine!
219
00:22:03,920 -- 00:22:05,638
Banana-chocolate.
220
00:22:08,400 -- 00:22:09,628
I wasn't hit.
221
00:22:15,320 -- 00:22:16,435
I wasn't hit.
222
00:22:19,720 -- 00:22:20,914
I'm not dead!
223
00:22:22,760 -- 00:22:23,988
It hurts. It stings.
224
00:22:24,280 -- 00:22:25,030
It stings a little.
225
00:22:27,440 -- 00:22:28,793
You missedthe coach.
226
00:22:30,080 -- 00:22:32,355
In the meantime,
I'll read you a story.
227
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I don't want to go!
228
00:22:40,240 -- 00:22:41,468
Tomorrow...
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00:22:41,720 -- 00:22:44,712
Luke will grow his blade of grass...
six feet under.
230
00:22:45,320 -- 00:22:46,469
It's between us now.
231
00:23:01,920 -- 00:23:02,955
Hey, guys!
232
00:23:03,280 -- 00:23:04,554
Barrels in the buff!
233
00:23:13,520 -- 00:23:16,193
This saloon is for denizens
of Daisy Town.
234
00:23:17,160 -- 00:23:18,912
So pay for your last whiskies.
235
00:23:21,800 -- 00:23:24,598
Hear that, friends?
Time to pack up and leave.
236
00:23:29,640 -- 00:23:31,915
No! Stay put, you idiots!
237
00:23:37,360 -- 00:23:39,396
Bet on 1 7, Lucky Luke.
238
00:23:39,800 -- 00:23:42,189
16 sheriffs await you
at the cemetery.
239
00:23:46,440 -- 00:23:47,589
Chips down.
240
00:23:55,200 -- 00:23:56,474
No more bets.
241
00:24:03,200 -- 00:24:04,394
Seventeen.
242
00:24:14,760 -- 00:24:16,796
Black, odd and pray to God.
243
00:24:22,720 -- 00:24:27,077
He rode off into the smoldering sky
244
00:24:28,960 -- 00:24:33,750
He went off and let our kisses die
245
00:24:43,760 -- 00:24:47,719
He left me
with just two eyes to cry
246
00:24:47,960 -- 00:24:50,554
My lonesome cowboy...
247
00:24:52,960 -- 00:24:55,599
shot my heart
248
00:24:59,360 -- 00:25:02,989
like a bullet from his peacemaker
249
00:25:05,120 -- 00:25:05,950
Thanks, Sam.
250
00:25:13,120 -- 00:25:16,430
Rode in on his horse,
used all his force
251
00:25:17,360 -- 00:25:19,794
Took me for a ride
252
00:25:21,200 -- 00:25:25,239
Took his Belle with pride
253
00:25:28,000 -- 00:25:30,560
My lonesome cowboy shot my heart
254
00:25:30,800 -- 00:25:33,997
like a bullet from his peacemaker
255
00:25:35,640 -- 00:25:40,156
I await my lover, await my hero
256
00:25:40,400 -- 00:25:44,996
so that he and I
can start again from zero
257
00:26:24,720 -- 00:26:26,915
Abullet for Belle
258
00:26:28,680 -- 00:26:31,717
or ring your death knell
259
00:26:33,080 -- 00:26:35,071
Abullet for Belle
260
00:26:37,480 -- 00:26:40,074
or Belle will blast a bullet
261
00:26:45,240 -- 00:26:48,038
into your heart
262
00:26:48,720 -- 00:26:49,391
No, Pat!
263
00:26:51,240 -- 00:26:52,798
Losing hand, Poker.
264
00:26:59,240 -- 00:27:00,355
That hurts.
265
00:27:02,520 -- 00:27:04,397
It's too late to fight.
266
00:27:21,600 -- 00:27:23,113
Like my watch?
267
00:27:28,920 -- 00:27:29,591
Lucky Luke.
268
00:27:30,680 -- 00:27:32,477
The man who never killed anyone.
269
00:27:32,960 -- 00:27:34,712
Killing has its good sides.
270
00:27:35,560 -- 00:27:37,676
There's before the kill, and after.
271
00:27:38,440 -- 00:27:41,238
It's in your head, your skin,
your bones.
272
00:27:42,360 -- 00:27:43,634
It leaves traces.
273
00:27:44,680 -- 00:27:45,999
And memories.
274
00:27:48,960 -- 00:27:50,598
What will you do now?
275
00:27:51,560 -- 00:27:53,869
Shoot the chandelier
to knock me out?
276
00:27:55,240 -- 00:27:57,879
Poor little hero...
who never killed anyone.
277
00:27:58,640 -- 00:27:59,709
Outside!
278
00:28:40,560 -- 00:28:41,595
Get lost!
279
00:29:22,200 -- 00:29:23,394
He's dead.
280
00:30:03,480 -- 00:30:05,277
LUKE KILLS
281
00:30:09,160 -- 00:30:10,354
I'll never kill anyone.
282
00:30:14,480 -- 00:30:15,674
Never!
283
00:30:35,920 -- 00:30:39,037
You never got over
seeing your parents killed.
284
00:30:39,280 -- 00:30:41,999
You're not obliged
to go back to Daisy Town.
285
00:30:43,080 -- 00:30:44,479
He's dead!
286
00:30:44,720 -- 00:30:47,439
Killing has its good sides.
Alright with death?
287
00:30:47,680 -- 00:30:48,795
Don't do it!
288
00:30:49,040 -- 00:30:49,950
Outside!
289
00:30:53,720 -- 00:30:55,870
Cowboy! Aren't you overdoing it?
290
00:30:56,120 -- 00:30:58,680
Use your head.
No trains come by here.
291
00:31:13,400 -- 00:31:15,595
Come on, kid. Let's go home.
292
00:31:38,960 -- 00:31:40,393
Was that you who...?
293
00:31:55,440 -- 00:31:56,077
Go on.
294
00:31:58,040 -- 00:31:59,792
Do it again.
295
00:32:08,120 -- 00:32:09,951
Are you done yet?
296
00:32:13,800 -- 00:32:14,949
You talk!
297
00:32:15,400 -- 00:32:17,277
You talk! Damn, he talks!
298
00:32:17,560 -- 00:32:21,314
Okay, I got it.
I can talk. No news to me.
299
00:32:21,560 -- 00:32:24,438
Now climb on me
and let's get going. Okay?
300
00:32:26,680 -- 00:32:28,159
My name is John Luke.
301
00:32:28,400 -- 00:32:30,868
I'm pacing around
and my horse can talk.
302
00:32:31,720 -- 00:32:33,517
You done? Start smoking again!
303
00:32:33,800 -- 00:32:34,835
I'm losing it.
304
00:32:35,840 -- 00:32:37,068
Don't sit back down!
305
00:32:38,280 -- 00:32:39,349
We have work, Lulu!
306
00:32:39,960 -- 00:32:40,995
Have you forgotten?
307
00:32:41,240 -- 00:32:44,550
The train, the President,
the mission, Daisy Town...
308
00:32:44,800 -- 00:32:47,268
Your horse and only friend,
JollyJumper.
309
00:32:48,280 -- 00:32:51,192
That true, unsung hero...
hidden under your butt.
310
00:32:51,440 -- 00:32:54,113
- Have you forgotten or...
- Will you shut up?
311
00:32:54,520 -- 00:32:56,033
What's ''shut up'' in Horse?
312
00:32:56,560 -- 00:32:59,233
In Horse?
In Horse it goes like this...
313
00:33:11,520 -- 00:33:14,478
We don't say it often
because it's a bit long.
314
00:33:22,880 -- 00:33:24,552
Why didn't you talk to me before?
315
00:33:24,800 -- 00:33:27,189
You never laid on the tracks before.
316
00:33:36,360 -- 00:33:37,679
You know, Jolly...
317
00:33:38,240 -- 00:33:40,117
- You're my only friend.
- True.
318
00:33:40,680 -- 00:33:42,910
I'd have been nothing without you.
319
00:33:43,160 -- 00:33:44,388
True too.
320
00:33:50,240 -- 00:33:51,275
Yeah...
321
00:33:52,160 -- 00:33:53,036
You got that right.
322
00:35:22,640 -- 00:35:25,598
Eleanor... Eleanor's in love!
323
00:35:31,160 -- 00:35:32,513
Too cute, Johnny-Johnny.
324
00:35:32,760 -- 00:35:35,354
I don't love you, Eleanor.
I love no one!
325
00:35:47,920 -- 00:35:49,751
He's hurt. Let us in.
326
00:35:50,000 -- 00:35:50,876
I'll tend to him.
327
00:35:51,120 -- 00:35:53,190
- I'll tell the sheriff.
- Don't do that.
328
00:35:53,440 -- 00:35:56,352
The Cheaters Gang is over with.
This time you lose.
329
00:35:56,600 -- 00:35:58,238
Cheaters never lose.
330
00:35:58,480 -- 00:36:00,471
Kill him.
Make for a nice memory.
331
00:36:00,960 -- 00:36:02,996
- Get your Colt.
- Never! Don't do it!
332
00:36:21,400 -- 00:36:24,551
I swear, Coop.
I always thought I was doing good.
333
00:36:26,960 -- 00:36:28,837
In fact I was seeking revenge.
334
00:36:29,200 -- 00:36:30,918
You were seeking justice.
335
00:36:31,400 -- 00:36:33,994
The West wouldn't be the West
without you.
336
00:36:34,840 -- 00:36:36,114
You're Lucky Luke...
337
00:36:36,960 -- 00:36:38,234
Astar in our flag.
338
00:36:40,720 -- 00:36:42,039
I killed a man.
339
00:36:43,320 -- 00:36:45,550
You rid the West of a scoundrel.
340
00:36:46,040 -- 00:36:47,598
And life goes on.
341
00:36:51,440 -- 00:36:54,079
As Governor,
I shouldtell you to continue.
342
00:36:54,600 -- 00:36:57,398
But if I weren't afraid
of betrayingAmerica,
343
00:36:58,040 -- 00:37:01,237
I'd tell you this death
is the chance of your life.
344
00:37:01,960 -- 00:37:05,236
Anew life,
without guns, without violence.
345
00:37:06,680 -- 00:37:09,797
In any case, a train
will soon run coast to coast.
346
00:37:10,640 -- 00:37:13,313
Cities will take over
the great outdoors.
347
00:37:14,200 -- 00:37:16,031
It's the end of our world, John.
348
00:37:18,760 -- 00:37:20,751
All these farmers, these families...
349
00:37:21,160 -- 00:37:22,513
They count on me.
350
00:37:26,320 -- 00:37:29,676
- Who'll defend them?
-They'll find someone else.
351
00:37:30,600 -- 00:37:34,070
Trust me. Change your life
before it's too late.
352
00:37:36,120 -- 00:37:37,553
I'm here for you.
353
00:37:48,320 -- 00:37:50,117
You realize what you're doing?
354
00:37:50,360 -- 00:37:51,793
No, cowboy, not your Colt!
355
00:37:52,760 -- 00:37:54,591
You realize what you're doing?
356
00:37:56,640 -- 00:38:00,110
Do you realize?
You can't hang it up for good!
357
00:38:00,360 -- 00:38:02,396
Cowboy... You're Lucky Luke!
358
00:38:08,720 -- 00:38:11,029
KILLED BY LUCKY LUKE
359
00:38:26,880 -- 00:38:28,791
I foundthat in the dust.
360
00:38:29,160 -- 00:38:30,639
That's why I'm here, Sam.
361
00:38:30,920 -- 00:38:32,148
For Daisy and her kids.
362
00:38:37,800 -- 00:38:39,199
You have 280 years to go.
363
00:38:39,920 -- 00:38:42,070
Geezer! Give us two cherry juices.
364
00:38:46,040 -- 00:38:47,837
Your jail is full of drafts.
365
00:38:49,160 -- 00:38:51,754
And soon your body will be,
Lucky Luke.
366
00:38:52,400 -- 00:38:54,277
Have a lolly. I'll be a minute.
367
00:38:56,160 -- 00:38:57,388
Thanks, Lucky.
368
00:39:03,240 -- 00:39:05,549
You're the best triggers
in the county.
369
00:39:07,200 -- 00:39:08,713
This town needs a sheriff.
370
00:39:15,440 -- 00:39:17,510
Doesn't anyone want a clean slate?
371
00:39:18,600 -- 00:39:20,079
To stop being a loner?
372
00:39:20,840 -- 00:39:22,193
Being on the run?
373
00:39:22,840 -- 00:39:24,558
To be respected and loved?
374
00:39:25,720 -- 00:39:27,870
I don't know... to start a family.
375
00:39:29,960 -- 00:39:31,552
Haven't we all dreamt of it?
376
00:39:41,080 -- 00:39:42,354
Where's your Colt?
377
00:39:42,640 -- 00:39:43,709
He has no gun!
378
00:39:44,200 -- 00:39:45,110
Kill him!
379
00:39:45,720 -- 00:39:46,755
You sent me to jail!
380
00:39:47,040 -- 00:39:51,113
- Our fate is for us to decide.
- My fate wasn't 15 years in jail.
381
00:39:52,480 -- 00:39:53,708
Kill him nice and slow!
382
00:39:54,520 -- 00:39:56,078
Go on, you retards!
383
00:39:58,880 -- 00:40:01,348
This will keep your mouth shut!
384
00:40:12,480 -- 00:40:13,629
Nineteen...
385
00:40:13,880 -- 00:40:14,676
Twenty.
386
00:40:17,080 -- 00:40:18,229
Thanks, gentlemen.
387
00:40:20,160 -- 00:40:20,990
I'm Billy the Kid!
388
00:40:23,440 -- 00:40:25,749
And I'll ridthe West of Lucky Luke!
389
00:40:30,440 -- 00:40:32,396
Out of my way, bowling ball!
390
00:40:51,960 -- 00:40:52,995
Beautiful.
391
00:41:04,520 -- 00:41:08,433
If any of you hyenas touches him,
you won't see the sun set.
392
00:41:11,400 -- 00:41:12,071
Calamity!
393
00:41:15,040 -- 00:41:15,916
Jane...
394
00:41:20,240 -- 00:41:24,392
Hats off for a lady!
Lily-livered, snot-nosed lowlifes!
395
00:41:35,800 -- 00:41:36,630
1 against 100.
396
00:41:38,440 -- 00:41:40,829
You think you really got a chance,
397
00:41:41,320 -- 00:41:42,594
Calamity Jane?
398
00:41:59,200 -- 00:42:00,315
Two...
399
00:42:00,680 -- 00:42:02,033
against 100.
400
00:42:04,480 -- 00:42:06,630
Jesse James...
401
00:42:19,120 -- 00:42:20,951
''To be great...
402
00:42:22,600 -- 00:42:24,431
''is not to stir...
403
00:42:25,360 -- 00:42:26,759
''without great...
404
00:42:27,360 -- 00:42:28,713
''argument!''
405
00:42:39,000 -- 00:42:40,069
Hamlet.
406
00:42:40,560 -- 00:42:42,471
Act IV, scene 4.
407
00:42:55,640 -- 00:42:56,993
Is what I hear true?
408
00:42:59,480 -- 00:43:01,516
You hung up your Colt, Luke?
409
00:43:02,160 -- 00:43:03,354
Jesse...
410
00:43:14,560 -- 00:43:15,993
''The evil...
411
00:43:17,240 -- 00:43:19,231
''men do...
412
00:43:20,560 -- 00:43:22,437
''lives after them!
413
00:43:24,560 -- 00:43:27,199
''The good, O the good...
414
00:43:27,760 -- 00:43:30,035
''is oft interred...
415
00:43:30,320 -- 00:43:32,197
''with their bones.''
416
00:43:45,680 -- 00:43:46,999
Julius Caesar.
417
00:43:47,640 -- 00:43:49,312
Act III, scene 3.
418
00:43:56,000 -- 00:43:57,672
Luke is a legend.
419
00:43:58,920 -- 00:44:00,876
He deserves to die in a duel.
420
00:44:02,320 -- 00:44:04,276
And I won't let anyone
421
00:44:04,880 -- 00:44:06,916
kill him, besides me.
422
00:44:08,240 -- 00:44:09,912
I don't like your reason.
423
00:44:11,360 -- 00:44:12,918
But my choices are limited.
424
00:44:14,240 -- 00:44:16,435
You're deputy sheriff, JesseJames.
425
00:44:19,320 -- 00:44:21,151
Where are you taking my Lucky?
426
00:44:23,040 -- 00:44:24,951
And why a duel? Let's kill him now!
427
00:44:25,400 -- 00:44:28,597
What matters is not
the blood spilled, but the ink.
428
00:44:29,240 -- 00:44:31,959
In 100 years,
kids will read in history books
429
00:44:32,240 -- 00:44:34,879
thatJesseJames,
the greatest outlaw ever,
430
00:44:35,120 -- 00:44:36,394
killed Luke in a duel.
431
00:44:37,880 -- 00:44:39,074
That's how it is.
432
00:44:39,320 -- 00:44:42,118
Load of crap,
your greatest outlaw routine.
433
00:44:43,000 -- 00:44:44,831
I'm the greatest outlaw ever!
434
00:44:45,080 -- 00:44:48,197
I should kill Lucky Luke!
And I will kill Lucky Luke!
435
00:44:48,440 -- 00:44:49,509
Give me that!
436
00:44:50,440 -- 00:44:51,839
And in 100 years,
437
00:44:52,280 -- 00:44:53,235
kids will read
438
00:44:53,520 -- 00:44:55,909
that the Kid
was the greatest outlaw ever!
439
00:44:58,080 -- 00:45:00,594
Billy the Kid,
the greatest outlaw ever,
440
00:45:00,880 -- 00:45:01,995
killed Lucky Luke.
441
00:45:02,240 -- 00:45:03,719
And Jesse James!
442
00:45:04,760 -- 00:45:05,988
Catchy, isn't it?
443
00:45:08,480 -- 00:45:09,629
Find another one.
444
00:45:09,920 -- 00:45:12,070
I need your carriage, Doc.
Move.
445
00:45:12,440 -- 00:45:14,396
I'll watch him.
Watch over the town.
446
00:45:16,720 -- 00:45:20,030
You have 48 hours
to walk tall in your boots, Luke.
447
00:45:20,280 -- 00:45:21,395
Become a legend again.
448
00:45:28,600 -- 00:45:32,195
From hitherto forward, I'm sheriff.
Everyone in the saloon!
449
00:45:32,920 -- 00:45:34,956
Hot cocoa for everyone.
450
00:45:35,560 -- 00:45:37,152
And if you don't drink it,
451
00:45:37,400 -- 00:45:39,709
straight to jail. That clear?
452
00:45:51,320 -- 00:45:52,594
There's one left.
453
00:45:53,080 -- 00:45:54,479
Is someone not thirsty?
454
00:45:59,560 -- 00:46:00,390
That's better.
455
00:46:00,680 -- 00:46:02,910
- What do we do?
- Put bad guys in jail.
456
00:46:03,760 -- 00:46:04,749
Why?
457
00:46:05,000 -- 00:46:06,956
To protect Lucky Luke. Get it?
458
00:46:07,640 -- 00:46:08,595
Because he has no gun?
459
00:46:08,880 -- 00:46:11,075
- Because I'm killing him.
- No, I am!
460
00:46:11,320 -- 00:46:12,958
Where can we get badges?
461
00:46:13,200 -- 00:46:15,555
- In the sheriff's office.
- So let's go there.
462
00:46:21,560 -- 00:46:24,154
I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,
463
00:46:24,400 -- 00:46:26,550
and a long, long way from home...
464
00:46:31,360 -- 00:46:33,271
Let's get you comfortable.
465
00:46:35,160 -- 00:46:36,513
Take off these pants.
466
00:46:40,600 -- 00:46:42,158
I'll take care of that.
467
00:46:44,120 -- 00:46:46,270
He needs the help of a real woman.
468
00:46:51,360 -- 00:46:53,351
Let's see if I'm real or not.
469
00:46:54,400 -- 00:46:55,435
Sweetie-pie!
470
00:47:24,440 -- 00:47:25,873
I'll keep guard.
471
00:47:36,520 -- 00:47:37,794
I'm dead.
472
00:47:39,280 -- 00:47:42,238
You're the angel
of lonesome cowboys.
473
00:48:11,680 -- 00:48:13,033
Good night, Jolly.
474
00:48:34,920 -- 00:48:35,955
What the hell?
475
00:48:38,240 -- 00:48:40,879
I'm sorry.
I thought you were my horse.
476
00:48:41,600 -- 00:48:43,670
- Force of habit.
- Sorry.
477
00:48:48,960 -- 00:48:50,359
It's called water, cowboy.
478
00:48:51,160 -- 00:48:52,434
Feel any better?
479
00:48:52,800 -- 00:48:53,835
Nothing to see here.
480
00:48:55,000 -- 00:48:55,910
What are you doing?
481
00:48:56,440 -- 00:48:57,429
Removing your boots.
482
00:48:58,920 -- 00:48:59,557
What for?
483
00:49:00,000 -- 00:49:00,591
It's better.
484
00:49:02,280 -- 00:49:03,554
Boots never come off!
485
00:49:03,800 -- 00:49:05,153
Relax, tenderfoot.
486
00:49:12,720 -- 00:49:15,234
Nails like that
keep you on your toes.
487
00:49:21,120 -- 00:49:22,473
They'll skin your hide.
488
00:49:24,960 -- 00:49:26,678
At least it'll be clean.
489
00:49:58,920 -- 00:50:00,273
Got any dreams?
490
00:50:02,000 -- 00:50:03,433
To walk on the moon.
491
00:50:05,920 -- 00:50:07,319
Walk on the moon?
492
00:50:09,280 -- 00:50:10,269
Why not?
493
00:50:10,960 -- 00:50:13,713
Some man will do it
before I even see Paris.
494
00:50:16,800 -- 00:50:18,438
Traveling is my dream.
495
00:50:22,320 -- 00:50:24,914
For it to come true.
An old family custom.
496
00:50:31,560 -- 00:50:32,151
Thanks.
497
00:50:33,160 -- 00:50:34,070
Never say thanks.
498
00:50:34,440 -- 00:50:35,475
Never!
499
00:50:40,960 -- 00:50:42,234
Had any adventures?
500
00:50:43,520 -- 00:50:44,589
Yeah, lots.
501
00:50:45,000 -- 00:50:46,069
I'm Lucky Luke.
502
00:50:46,320 -- 00:50:48,276
''Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons''...
503
00:50:48,520 -- 00:50:49,794
I meant...
504
00:50:50,520 -- 00:50:51,669
adventures...
505
00:50:52,600 -- 00:50:53,828
in love.
506
00:51:39,400 -- 00:51:40,276
Hold on.
507
00:51:41,000 -- 00:51:41,876
What?
508
00:51:42,640 -- 00:51:44,153
We squashed a snail.
509
00:51:54,400 -- 00:51:55,515
Like my dad's hand.
510
00:51:58,800 -- 00:52:00,313
The hand of a farmer.
511
00:52:35,000 -- 00:52:36,274
Damn!
512
00:52:39,560 -- 00:52:40,834
Farming is a pain.
513
00:52:41,120 -- 00:52:42,758
This is no life for you.
514
00:52:45,080 -- 00:52:46,069
Look at yourself.
515
00:52:46,680 -- 00:52:48,398
You've even lost your luck.
516
00:52:48,960 -- 00:52:50,598
You've become unlucky, Luke.
517
00:52:55,440 -- 00:52:56,270
You're right.
518
00:52:57,920 -- 00:52:59,797
You hit the nail on the head.
519
00:53:13,640 -- 00:53:14,516
You okay, man?
520
00:53:17,840 -- 00:53:19,068
Want some more?
521
00:53:19,960 -- 00:53:20,995
Dumb ass!
522
00:54:35,200 -- 00:54:36,428
Night, man.
523
00:54:37,120 -- 00:54:38,109
Thanks.
524
00:54:42,200 -- 00:54:43,758
Don't even try to change.
525
00:54:48,560 -- 00:54:49,913
Some hero!
526
00:54:52,080 -- 00:54:52,592
Goodnight!
527
00:54:55,720 -- 00:54:58,188
I love you Belle. You're so soft.
528
00:54:59,840 -- 00:55:00,989
So pretty.
529
00:55:01,480 -- 00:55:02,913
But so damn hairy!
530
00:55:05,000 -- 00:55:07,070
I love you Belle. You're so pretty.
531
00:55:07,320 -- 00:55:10,232
Chill out, Lulu! Cowboy, wake up!
532
00:55:10,720 -- 00:55:12,631
- Come closer.
- He's petting me!
533
00:55:12,880 -- 00:55:14,916
- What is this?
- No touching!
534
00:55:15,160 -- 00:55:16,832
Are you out of your mind?
535
00:55:17,200 -- 00:55:19,270
Sorry, man! Come back!
536
00:55:19,640 -- 00:55:20,789
Come back, Jolly!
537
00:55:21,320 -- 00:55:22,878
BARE HAND LUKE
538
00:55:34,280 -- 00:55:37,078
Bad guys: 84
Good guys: 41
539
00:55:57,720 -- 00:55:59,517
Billy, we said no killing.
540
00:55:59,760 -- 00:56:01,955
It wasn't me. I didn't kill him!
541
00:56:02,440 -- 00:56:03,475
It wasn't me!
542
00:56:03,720 -- 00:56:05,153
He's telling the truth.
543
00:56:05,400 -- 00:56:08,392
McGriddle died of fright
just before the gunfight.
544
00:56:08,680 -- 00:56:09,829
You see?
545
00:56:10,880 -- 00:56:12,393
Okay... Jail.
546
00:56:12,920 -- 00:56:15,115
- Jail!
- I just told them.
547
00:56:15,640 -- 00:56:16,550
Oh yeah.
548
00:56:21,240 -- 00:56:22,593
Sorry, Phil Defer.
549
00:56:26,200 -- 00:56:27,792
Where is Luke?
550
00:56:28,320 -- 00:56:31,039
You'll have to kill
Billy and Jesse first.
551
00:56:34,520 -- 00:56:36,909
67 customers,
that makes 8200 dollars.
552
00:56:37,160 -- 00:56:38,718
So long, sheriffs.
553
00:56:42,720 -- 00:56:44,153
Honest money...
554
00:56:46,560 -- 00:56:48,437
If the Daltons ever found out,
555
00:56:49,440 -- 00:56:52,000
we'd be like a joke
on a lollypop stick.
556
00:56:54,360 -- 00:56:56,999
Us! The baddest bandits in the West!
557
00:56:58,960 -- 00:57:01,952
His blade of grass is stronger
than a cigarette!
558
00:57:03,440 -- 00:57:05,954
What if the cowboy
is taking us for a ride?
559
00:57:06,200 -- 00:57:07,997
What if he's tryingto escape?
560
00:57:08,600 -- 00:57:11,433
No one can escape his fate, Billy.
561
00:57:12,320 -- 00:57:14,709
Luke will take up arms again.
562
00:57:15,640 -- 00:57:18,234
Fate tells me he'll take up arms...
563
00:57:18,480 -- 00:57:19,833
starting right now!
564
00:57:21,480 -- 00:57:23,038
''How poor they are,
565
00:57:23,280 -- 00:57:25,430
those bereft of patience.''
566
00:57:26,320 -- 00:57:27,548
Hamlet...
567
00:57:27,880 -- 00:57:28,630
Act...
568
00:57:28,920 -- 00:57:31,912
I'm sick of your ham!
I've eaten it for 3 days!
569
00:57:35,760 -- 00:57:39,150
I already shot a teacher
because I hated her rhymes!
570
00:57:39,640 -- 00:57:41,153
Yeah, keep on laughing!
571
00:57:41,400 -- 00:57:44,153
It's the redhead
they'll read about instead.
572
00:57:44,400 -- 00:57:46,789
I'll make history
and I'm starting now!
573
00:57:48,560 -- 00:57:50,198
Damned right, flea-bite!
574
00:57:50,440 -- 00:57:53,352
Jesse James.
Act I, scene 1 .
575
00:57:56,320 -- 00:57:57,594
You okay, Jesse?
576
00:58:05,800 -- 00:58:08,075
Night falls fast on El Paso...
577
00:58:12,160 -- 00:58:14,355
This grass ain't made for smoking.
578
00:58:23,640 -- 00:58:24,755
Sure ain't.
579
00:59:09,080 -- 00:59:12,993
- Don't be stupid, Defer.
- You owe me for 5 years in prison!
580
00:59:42,400 -- 00:59:43,628
You stand no prayer
581
00:59:44,240 -- 00:59:46,276
with Phil Defer!
582
00:59:47,640 -- 00:59:48,709
Don't move!
583
00:59:57,240 -- 00:59:58,593
I'll be fine...
584
00:59:59,040 -- 01:00:01,679
Sure, you will be.
It's a shoulder wound.
585
01:00:02,600 -- 01:00:04,750
I'll have your lambkins
up and walking.
586
01:00:14,360 -- 01:00:15,588
I'm sorry.
587
01:00:17,720 -- 01:00:19,119
Never say sorry.
588
01:00:33,480 -- 01:00:34,469
Cowboy!
589
01:00:35,600 -- 01:00:36,669
Lucky Luke!
590
01:00:38,240 -- 01:00:39,639
Where are you off to?
591
01:00:39,880 -- 01:00:41,199
Saying bye to a pal.
592
01:00:41,920 -- 01:00:44,753
- You want to leave?
- Yes. The two of us.
593
01:00:45,640 -- 01:00:47,949
I won't follow you to kingdom come!
594
01:00:48,200 -- 01:00:49,599
It's not that far.
595
01:00:49,840 -- 01:00:52,149
I know a lake, with a log cabin.
596
01:00:52,400 -- 01:00:54,072
Fish and clovers...
597
01:00:54,320 -- 01:00:57,551
Jolly loves clovers.
Agood place to raise horses.
598
01:00:58,400 -- 01:00:59,549
And kids.
599
01:00:59,800 -- 01:01:00,835
Kids?
600
01:01:03,600 -- 01:01:05,636
I meant to tell you some day...
601
01:01:06,840 -- 01:01:09,479
I think it's about time...
to get married.
602
01:01:10,560 -- 01:01:11,629
And have kids.
603
01:01:11,880 -- 01:01:13,029
Thanks, I...
604
01:01:13,440 -- 01:01:15,715
It may not mean much to you, man...
605
01:01:16,120 -- 01:01:17,712
But Belle's the girl for me.
606
01:01:17,960 -- 01:01:19,791
And don't feel
you have to come along.
607
01:01:20,600 -- 01:01:22,397
First of all: I'm not a man.
608
01:01:22,640 -- 01:01:25,996
Second: your saloon dancer
isn't worth a coyote fart!
609
01:01:29,280 -- 01:01:30,952
Don't tell me you thought...
610
01:01:31,440 -- 01:01:32,111
What?
611
01:01:32,360 -- 01:01:34,828
Sorry, man... Calamity.
I apologize.
612
01:01:35,480 -- 01:01:37,596
I'm not saying
you can't settle down.
613
01:01:37,840 -- 01:01:39,432
It's that... You understand!
614
01:01:40,320 -- 01:01:42,436
You need a girl who's a legend too.
615
01:01:42,680 -- 01:01:43,829
Agirl...
616
01:01:44,080 -- 01:01:44,990
like you!
617
01:01:45,320 -- 01:01:47,914
Exactly.
I wasn't meant to be a legend.
618
01:01:48,160 -- 01:01:49,275
Me neither.
619
01:01:49,760 -- 01:01:51,910
I usedto want to run
a Ladies Saloon.
620
01:01:52,160 -- 01:01:53,479
Drink tea.
621
01:01:53,720 -- 01:01:54,630
Bake cakes...
622
01:01:54,880 -- 01:01:56,233
It's my right!
623
01:01:56,720 -- 01:02:00,235
You barely know her!
How do you know she loves you?
624
01:02:00,480 -- 01:02:03,392
How do I know?
She risked her life for me!
625
01:02:04,400 -- 01:02:05,879
Risked her life?
626
01:02:07,320 -- 01:02:11,108
What do you think I do?
Sit around plucking my raccoon?
627
01:02:11,400 -- 01:02:14,517
I'll tear every bone
from his stinking carcass,
628
01:02:14,760 -- 01:02:17,672
use his ribs for a ladder
and piss on his face!
629
01:02:17,960 -- 01:02:18,756
Son of a hyena!
630
01:02:19,000 -- 01:02:20,638
Strange guy, that gal.
631
01:02:26,560 -- 01:02:28,790
Mr. Cooper
is waiting in the sun room.
632
01:02:29,040 -- 01:02:30,632
Thanks. Can you feedJolly?
633
01:02:30,880 -- 01:02:32,518
It's taken care of, Mr. Luke.
634
01:02:54,080 -- 01:02:55,877
Very nice. Fit for a horse!
635
01:02:56,120 -- 01:02:56,836
Come in, John.
636
01:02:58,120 -- 01:02:59,269
Coop...
637
01:03:07,800 -- 01:03:09,518
How is she doing?
638
01:03:11,080 -- 01:03:12,195
You know already?
639
01:03:12,440 -- 01:03:15,750
In the West
news travels fast as a bullet.
640
01:03:19,520 -- 01:03:20,669
I can't surprise you.
641
01:03:20,920 -- 01:03:24,310
Have you forgotten
I think faster than my shadow?
642
01:03:24,760 -- 01:03:27,433
Goose deuce,
codfish flush, ace-in-the-sole.
643
01:03:30,840 -- 01:03:31,670
That.
644
01:03:31,920 -- 01:03:32,989
Very well, sir.
645
01:03:34,320 -- 01:03:34,991
Open it.
646
01:03:41,960 -- 01:03:44,428
You set sail from Baltimore
in a week.
647
01:03:45,440 -- 01:03:47,317
First stop, Dublin.
648
01:03:48,200 -- 01:03:50,077
You can meet your cousins.
649
01:03:51,840 -- 01:03:54,195
I didn't intend to go so far.
650
01:03:54,440 -- 01:03:58,035
Without your gun,
how will you protect your wife?
651
01:03:58,600 -- 01:04:02,149
You've sent half the country
to jail.
652
01:04:02,600 -- 01:04:04,192
You'll never be safe here.
653
01:04:05,200 -- 01:04:07,589
If I were you, I'd move to France.
654
01:04:08,120 -- 01:04:09,394
Or Belgium.
655
01:04:09,640 -- 01:04:11,039
You could do a show.
656
01:04:11,280 -- 01:04:14,556
Or sell your sketches,
if you still can draw.
657
01:04:16,480 -- 01:04:17,913
Take the tickets.
658
01:04:19,480 -- 01:04:22,040
You can't live in the West
without a gun.
659
01:04:22,280 -- 01:04:23,599
If he'd understoodthis,
660
01:04:23,880 -- 01:04:25,996
your father
would have done the same.
661
01:04:31,160 -- 01:04:32,195
I owe you one.
662
01:04:32,480 -- 01:04:35,233
Be happy with your wife.
Have lots of kids.
663
01:04:35,800 -- 01:04:36,869
That's enough for me.
664
01:04:39,000 -- 01:04:40,592
I'll miss you, John.
665
01:05:27,120 -- 01:05:30,669
''He that ceases to be a friend
never was one.''
666
01:05:30,920 -- 01:05:32,876
Act III, scene 4. Othello.
667
01:05:34,200 -- 01:05:35,349
Shakespeare.
668
01:05:39,280 -- 01:05:41,953
You left this
on your parents' gravestone.
669
01:05:44,200 -- 01:05:45,599
I want what I'm owed.
670
01:05:46,160 -- 01:05:48,799
Aduel, to fuel the history books.
671
01:05:49,120 -- 01:05:50,553
Forget it, Jesse.
672
01:05:51,960 -- 01:05:53,393
You know it's over.
673
01:05:56,880 -- 01:05:59,758
Get your gun
or I'll widen her a-hole.
674
01:06:00,280 -- 01:06:02,635
I mean the hole in her arm.
675
01:06:02,920 -- 01:06:04,797
''A'' as in arm. You understood.
676
01:06:07,680 -- 01:06:09,955
The hole in her arm. Her arm-hole.
677
01:06:10,200 -- 01:06:11,633
I'll make it bigger.
678
01:06:13,000 -- 01:06:16,436
I'll give her another a-hole.
Asecond one. Bigger.
679
01:06:17,480 -- 01:06:19,232
I see why you need Shakespeare.
680
01:06:20,960 -- 01:06:22,188
Get your Colt.
681
01:06:22,480 -- 01:06:23,993
You know that I won't.
682
01:06:25,120 -- 01:06:27,190
You have no reason to shoot Belle.
683
01:06:33,200 -- 01:06:34,155
It's raining.
684
01:06:35,760 -- 01:06:36,636
Yep.
685
01:06:37,560 -- 01:06:38,959
You're still in the West.
686
01:06:40,240 -- 01:06:43,357
To lay down the law,
you have to carry a gun.
687
01:06:44,280 -- 01:06:45,349
Pick up your Colt.
688
01:06:46,760 -- 01:06:47,715
Or die.
689
01:06:49,760 -- 01:06:51,432
If I end up with lead in me,
690
01:06:52,600 -- 01:06:54,158
at least it'll be from you.
691
01:06:54,880 -- 01:06:55,915
No, John!
692
01:06:58,240 -- 01:07:00,390
Say farewell to your cowboy, lady.
693
01:07:22,040 -- 01:07:23,234
No way, Jos!
694
01:07:35,520 -- 01:07:37,272
You sure shut up the poet!
695
01:07:38,000 -- 01:07:39,353
Finally a fair duel!
696
01:07:39,640 -- 01:07:40,311
Give him a gun!
697
01:07:41,400 -- 01:07:42,958
''Give him a gun!''
698
01:07:45,280 -- 01:07:46,554
Want a gun?
699
01:07:50,960 -- 01:07:53,235
- Don't get wet.
- No more games, Billy.
700
01:07:56,200 -- 01:07:57,997
You stole my childhood, Luke.
701
01:07:58,520 -- 01:07:59,635
I'll steal your old age.
702
01:08:00,440 -- 01:08:01,634
With your Colt.
703
01:08:15,280 -- 01:08:16,554
Blanks...
704
01:08:19,000 -- 01:08:19,637
Wait!
705
01:08:19,920 -- 01:08:22,718
You said
you'd never shoot your gun again!
706
01:08:23,200 -- 01:08:24,519
It's not mine.
707
01:08:25,760 -- 01:08:27,159
Hold on, Lulu!
708
01:08:27,800 -- 01:08:29,153
It was just a joke!
709
01:08:30,240 -- 01:08:32,276
To impair you.
No, to scare you!
710
01:08:32,800 -- 01:08:34,233
- Who put in blanks?
- No one.
711
01:08:34,480 -- 01:08:36,118
- Who?
- No one!
712
01:08:36,400 -- 01:08:40,712
I've had my eyes on your gun
since Jesse took it from the grave!
713
01:09:22,840 -- 01:09:25,832
I had no choice.
It was that or be killed.
714
01:09:43,360 -- 01:09:46,158
Poker promised me
I could leave with you.
715
01:09:50,960 -- 01:09:52,518
John, please forgive me!
716
01:09:53,880 -- 01:09:56,348
We'll have a family... kids...
717
01:09:56,720 -- 01:09:58,597
The boat's waitingfor us!
718
01:10:00,080 -- 01:10:01,672
John, don't go, please!
719
01:10:02,040 -- 01:10:04,713
Stop calling me John.
I'm Lucky Luke!
720
01:10:28,600 -- 01:10:30,875
Holy guacamole!
What's going on?
721
01:10:32,600 -- 01:10:33,749
- Sorry, Sam.
- Lucky Luke!
722
01:10:34,200 -- 01:10:35,155
Your gun!
723
01:10:35,440 -- 01:10:36,156
You alone?
724
01:10:39,800 -- 01:10:42,109
The bandits left at dawn.
725
01:10:42,360 -- 01:10:45,272
The others are at the station,
waiting for the President.
726
01:10:46,000 -- 01:10:46,955
The train...
727
01:10:47,400 -- 01:10:50,039
It's over 4 hours late now.
728
01:11:41,760 -- 01:11:42,875
The President...
729
01:12:02,600 -- 01:12:04,830
Right. The tracks were wiped clean.
730
01:12:05,080 -- 01:12:07,913
The arrows smell of sequoia sap
and whiskey.
731
01:12:12,840 -- 01:12:14,876
They want to frame the Indians.
732
01:12:15,920 -- 01:12:17,239
Poker to a tee!
733
01:12:45,240 -- 01:12:46,150
You were right.
734
01:12:46,960 -- 01:12:49,269
Saloon dancers
aren't worth a coyote fart!
735
01:12:50,480 -- 01:12:51,879
You're a real pal.
736
01:13:00,920 -- 01:13:02,433
The President pardoned me once.
737
01:13:03,000 -- 01:13:04,479
I owe him one.
738
01:13:08,240 -- 01:13:09,514
Wait for me!
739
01:13:10,160 -- 01:13:11,639
I want to come too!
740
01:13:13,400 -- 01:13:14,992
History is me!
741
01:13:18,520 -- 01:13:20,988
- What's that horse?
- It's a rental.
742
01:13:21,280 -- 01:13:23,032
I promisedto return it
to its owner
743
01:13:23,680 -- 01:13:25,193
before I shot him!
744
01:13:28,280 -- 01:13:29,508
Where are we going?
745
01:13:33,280 -- 01:13:35,157
There's nothing this way.
746
01:13:35,560 -- 01:13:37,676
Except sure-fire death.
747
01:13:38,040 -- 01:13:38,711
Yep.
748
01:13:40,280 -- 01:13:42,953
''He who dies this year
is all square
749
01:13:43,240 -- 01:13:44,309
with next year!''
750
01:13:44,840 -- 01:13:47,115
Hot diggity dead dog!
751
01:14:23,560 -- 01:14:25,551
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
752
01:14:26,920 -- 01:14:28,114
It's a mirage.
753
01:14:30,160 -- 01:14:32,116
It was hidden behind a mirage.
754
01:15:33,440 -- 01:15:35,112
Aone-armed bandit!
755
01:15:38,440 -- 01:15:41,159
Looks more like a gigantic
slot machine...
756
01:15:41,920 -- 01:15:43,592
Aone-armed bandit, that is.
757
01:15:50,560 -- 01:15:51,675
How do we get in?
758
01:16:21,000 -- 01:16:22,672
Looks like your luck's back.
759
01:16:23,480 -- 01:16:26,392
Billy, Jesse, try the back.
I'll try the front.
760
01:16:27,880 -- 01:16:29,438
Exactly what I had planned.
761
01:16:31,040 -- 01:16:33,554
But I don't like
getting orders from you.
762
01:16:41,600 -- 01:16:42,476
Want a boost?
763
01:16:55,280 -- 01:16:56,429
Thanks, man.
764
01:17:07,800 -- 01:17:08,949
''To be...
765
01:17:09,520 -- 01:17:11,078
''or not to be.
766
01:17:11,480 -- 01:17:13,152
''That is the question.''
767
01:17:18,080 -- 01:17:19,911
I was good, huh? I acted well!
768
01:17:20,160 -- 01:17:22,674
You're an outlaw, not an actor.
Let's go.
769
01:17:24,440 -- 01:17:25,953
I'm not an actor?
770
01:17:26,200 -- 01:17:27,428
Say that again.
771
01:17:27,680 -- 01:17:30,592
You're an actor.
An amazing actor, Jesse.
772
01:17:31,040 -- 01:17:32,792
Best actor in the West.
773
01:17:34,760 -- 01:17:37,228
You're Sarah Bernhardt,
only hairier.
774
01:17:40,200 -- 01:17:41,872
You're a shitty actor!
775
01:17:52,840 -- 01:17:55,308
What do I do? Watch the ponies?
776
01:18:06,920 -- 01:18:08,399
I'll play solitaire.
777
01:18:18,840 -- 01:18:20,114
Two cards.
778
01:18:26,440 -- 01:18:27,873
Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker.
779
01:18:31,200 -- 01:18:34,431
Doesn't it feel like dj vu
from another life?
780
01:18:34,840 -- 01:18:36,034
I'm all in.
781
01:18:37,360 -- 01:18:38,713
Careful, President.
782
01:18:39,920 -- 01:18:40,875
Your life's at stake.
783
01:18:41,320 -- 01:18:42,309
Set him free or...
784
01:18:43,280 -- 01:18:44,429
Or what?
785
01:18:45,080 -- 01:18:46,229
You'll kill me?
786
01:18:46,480 -- 01:18:47,515
You've forgotten.
787
01:18:48,000 -- 01:18:49,399
I'm already dead.
788
01:18:49,960 -- 01:18:51,439
That's magic!
789
01:18:53,280 -- 01:18:55,430
Poker... I think I've won.
790
01:18:55,840 -- 01:18:56,989
I call you.
791
01:18:57,880 -- 01:18:59,632
Straight flush, hearts.
792
01:19:00,160 -- 01:19:01,275
Good going!
793
01:19:03,320 -- 01:19:04,673
Full house.
794
01:19:07,280 -- 01:19:08,872
Aces high.
795
01:19:10,080 -- 01:19:10,717
Pathetic.
796
01:19:13,880 -- 01:19:14,676
Kill them!
797
01:19:15,520 -- 01:19:18,193
I'm counting on Luke
and his lucky star.
798
01:19:24,880 -- 01:19:26,552
It better be a shooting star.
799
01:19:28,680 -- 01:19:29,669
Hey, girls!
800
01:19:42,400 -- 01:19:44,118
Billy, trying to look taller?
801
01:19:44,480 -- 01:19:46,277
At least I don't walk on my coat!
802
01:19:46,520 -- 01:19:48,750
- Done reloading?
- Relax. I have 2 guns.
803
01:19:49,040 -- 01:19:51,395
Those morons
won't even see us come in.
804
01:19:51,640 -- 01:19:52,516
One, two...
805
01:19:52,800 -- 01:19:53,471
Five!
806
01:20:03,800 -- 01:20:06,394
You're right, Billy.
They all fell for it.
807
01:20:09,280 -- 01:20:11,589
The stage door's always in the back.
808
01:20:11,840 -- 01:20:12,716
You ugly mugs...
809
01:20:13,000 -- 01:20:14,433
no more slugs?
810
01:20:16,000 -- 01:20:16,750
Quad aces, Poker.
811
01:20:18,240 -- 01:20:20,356
In a dead end,
nothing like a friend.
812
01:20:20,640 -- 01:20:21,436
That's us!
813
01:20:39,000 -- 01:20:39,796
Kill the President!
814
01:20:45,560 -- 01:20:46,788
Jesse, the President!
815
01:20:56,400 -- 01:20:56,991
You okay?
816
01:20:57,240 -- 01:20:59,276
''My will is my body's gardener.''
817
01:21:00,200 -- 01:21:01,679
Othello. Act I, scene 3.
818
01:21:09,960 -- 01:21:11,598
Kill the President!
819
01:21:11,880 -- 01:21:13,359
Behind you, Caca!
820
01:21:17,760 -- 01:21:19,432
Stop calling me Caca!
821
01:21:22,520 -- 01:21:23,748
Thanks, Kyky!
822
01:21:24,000 -- 01:21:24,910
Kill the President!
823
01:21:32,200 -- 01:21:33,076
It's not my fault!
824
01:21:34,560 -- 01:21:36,118
I swear on the life of...
825
01:21:36,400 -- 01:21:37,469
On whose life?
826
01:21:38,080 -- 01:21:41,595
On Belle's life, how's that?
Honestly, it should do.
827
01:21:42,160 -- 01:21:43,229
On Belle's life...
828
01:21:45,840 -- 01:21:47,034
You wait here.
829
01:22:37,440 -- 01:22:38,395
Watch out, John!
830
01:23:28,520 -- 01:23:30,829
Why didn't you take that boat, John?
831
01:23:32,720 -- 01:23:33,675
Coop?
832
01:23:40,040 -- 01:23:41,678
You can't be behindthis!
833
01:23:43,800 -- 01:23:45,199
You should have left!
834
01:23:55,120 -- 01:23:57,270
How could you? This is crazy!
835
01:24:00,800 -- 01:24:01,869
I'll be President!
836
01:24:02,400 -- 01:24:03,628
Agreat President!
837
01:24:43,560 -- 01:24:45,516
I knew no bullet could kill you!
838
01:24:50,400 -- 01:24:52,709
I had to destroy you from within!
839
01:24:54,160 -- 01:24:54,910
From within!
840
01:24:56,960 -- 01:24:59,269
I knew it! I knew it!
841
01:25:37,880 -- 01:25:40,189
I knew killing a man would kill you!
842
01:25:43,720 -- 01:25:44,436
I knew it!
843
01:25:57,320 -- 01:25:58,150
Give up, Cooper.
844
01:25:58,960 -- 01:26:00,916
- You've lost.
- Remember, John.
845
01:26:01,720 -- 01:26:04,598
Cheaters never lose... Never!
846
01:26:05,200 -- 01:26:06,758
The Cheaters' Gang.
847
01:26:07,280 -- 01:26:08,838
You were one of them.
848
01:26:12,160 -- 01:26:13,309
It's you.
849
01:26:13,960 -- 01:26:15,313
You killed my parents.
850
01:26:16,280 -- 01:26:17,429
It's you.
851
01:26:34,760 -- 01:26:35,954
Your father...
852
01:26:36,400 -- 01:26:38,072
was a brother to me.
853
01:26:38,320 -- 01:26:40,038
Until he met that...
854
01:26:40,320 -- 01:26:42,038
that filthy Indian squaw!
855
01:26:43,440 -- 01:26:45,271
Who became your mother.
856
01:26:47,640 -- 01:26:49,437
He wanted to turn us in.
857
01:26:52,680 -- 01:26:54,318
He left me no choice.
858
01:26:56,560 -- 01:26:57,913
Like you, today.
859
01:26:58,160 -- 01:26:59,798
Don't deceive yourself.
860
01:27:00,680 -- 01:27:01,749
I won't think twice.
861
01:27:02,040 -- 01:27:03,632
I didn't hesitate either...
862
01:27:04,600 -- 01:27:07,956
To kill your mother...
to kill your father.
863
01:27:08,440 -- 01:27:09,395
So do it, John.
864
01:27:09,680 -- 01:27:10,749
Kill me!
865
01:27:11,880 -- 01:27:13,518
Kill me if you're a man.
866
01:27:18,440 -- 01:27:19,873
I can draw,
867
01:27:20,360 -- 01:27:22,669
sing... collect medals...
868
01:27:23,560 -- 01:27:25,710
I can even speak a little Horse.
869
01:27:28,520 -- 01:27:29,748
But I can't kill.
870
01:27:31,760 -- 01:27:33,079
Farewell then!
871
01:28:04,280 -- 01:28:06,032
You had it all built backwards.
872
01:28:10,800 -- 01:28:12,756
Everything but the ''C''
on your hat.
873
01:28:16,760 -- 01:28:17,988
The hat...
874
01:28:41,120 -- 01:28:43,270
500 feet, John.
875
01:28:45,480 -- 01:28:46,754
Fantastic!
876
01:28:53,720 -- 01:28:54,948
Here, John.
877
01:28:55,560 -- 01:28:57,039
Try this now.
878
01:28:58,000 -- 01:28:59,274
With this...
879
01:28:59,800 -- 01:29:01,392
you'll be a man.
880
01:29:02,520 -- 01:29:04,636
Squeeze... tight!
881
01:29:31,040 -- 01:29:32,553
The badge looked good on you.
882
01:29:32,800 -- 01:29:35,155
But it made holes in my outfit, sir.
883
01:29:35,400 -- 01:29:36,753
The cripple meant me!
884
01:29:37,000 -- 01:29:39,036
The United States
needs men like you,
885
01:29:39,280 -- 01:29:40,713
courageous and honest.
886
01:29:42,160 -- 01:29:44,469
I don't like this.
What flavor is it?
887
01:29:44,720 -- 01:29:47,473
The flavor
of a change of profession.
888
01:29:47,720 -- 01:29:50,951
Gentlemen, I can offer you
150 dollars pay
889
01:29:51,200 -- 01:29:55,273
and no job security,
but the prestige of the badge.
890
01:29:55,520 -- 01:29:58,876
Like you, my face belongs on posters,
my name in books.
891
01:29:59,120 -- 01:30:02,351
Me too.
But my name in bigger letters.
892
01:30:02,880 -- 01:30:04,552
In that case, gentlemen...
893
01:30:05,600 -- 01:30:07,750
I suggest you be
as far away as possible
894
01:30:08,000 -- 01:30:09,718
when these cigars go out.
895
01:30:09,960 -- 01:30:13,270
''Mercy is not strained.
It drops from heaven
896
01:30:13,520 -- 01:30:16,398
''as a gentle rain.
It blesses him that gives
897
01:30:16,640 -- 01:30:18,119
''and him that takes.''
898
01:30:18,360 -- 01:30:21,158
The Merchant of Venice. Act IV.
899
01:30:21,400 -- 01:30:22,435
Scene 1 .
900
01:30:23,560 -- 01:30:24,834
Beginner's luck.
901
01:30:25,360 -- 01:30:26,236
Lolly, Pops?
902
01:30:26,480 -- 01:30:28,755
There they are! Goddamn scumbags!
903
01:30:38,480 -- 01:30:40,630
- Game of poker?
- Get in!
904
01:30:41,320 -- 01:30:43,390
10 blind, andflush beats straight!
905
01:30:43,640 -- 01:30:44,629
Shut up!
906
01:30:44,880 -- 01:30:46,359
Shut up, you oldfart!
907
01:30:46,600 -- 01:30:48,670
Shut up, you very oldfart!
908
01:30:50,000 -- 01:30:51,035
I knew it!
909
01:30:56,600 -- 01:30:59,717
Go to hell! Filthy lout!
910
01:31:08,120 -- 01:31:09,633
I swear I didn't know.
911
01:31:09,880 -- 01:31:13,395
Poker said you'd change.
I wantedto give you a family.
912
01:31:13,840 -- 01:31:16,638
-To give us a chance.
- Achance for what?
913
01:31:17,120 -- 01:31:20,192
When you put in the blanks,
we hadn't even met.
914
01:31:22,840 -- 01:31:24,956
I always loved you, Johnny Johnny.
915
01:31:33,520 -- 01:31:36,796
Eleanor! Eleanor's in love!
916
01:31:37,320 -- 01:31:39,675
Someday I'll marry you,
Johnny Johnny.
917
01:31:40,200 -- 01:31:42,873
I don't love you, Eleanor!
I love no one!
918
01:31:49,280 -- 01:31:50,554
Eleanor?
919
01:31:51,480 -- 01:31:52,879
But you were so...
920
01:31:54,600 -- 01:31:57,068
I was awful with you. I'm sorry.
921
01:31:58,080 -- 01:31:59,433
I'm leaving, John.
922
01:32:00,160 -- 01:32:02,958
Paris, London, Rome...
My dream awaits me.
923
01:32:04,720 -- 01:32:05,948
I wish you the best.
924
01:32:07,160 -- 01:32:08,639
An old family custom.
925
01:32:15,320 -- 01:32:16,548
They're kissing!
926
01:32:17,720 -- 01:32:19,233
I'll always love you.
927
01:32:30,000 -- 01:32:34,039
Save your death for me, Luke Lucky.
Jesse James, end of Act I.
928
01:32:34,760 -- 01:32:37,433
But it'll be me
who smokes your hide!
929
01:32:38,840 -- 01:32:39,750
Lollypop?
930
01:32:42,680 -- 01:32:44,875
Farewell, Lucky Luke.
Or rather...
931
01:32:45,520 -- 01:32:46,839
See you around!
932
01:32:48,320 -- 01:32:49,514
Real friends, huh?
933
01:32:50,200 -- 01:32:52,430
We're all wild brats
of the Wild West.
934
01:32:52,680 -- 01:32:55,035
Your steam horse
won't change a thing.
935
01:33:06,680 -- 01:33:08,318
My dear friends,
936
01:33:08,960 -- 01:33:11,599
dear friends of Daisy Town...
937
01:33:12,200 -- 01:33:14,031
What have you done with my gifts?
938
01:33:14,280 -- 01:33:17,875
On Judgment Day
one of us can hold his head high.
939
01:33:18,120 -- 01:33:20,953
Thanks to him... your town is free!
940
01:33:23,600 -- 01:33:25,795
The railroad
will span the United States.
941
01:33:26,040 -- 01:33:28,634
And I'm alive to see it happen!
942
01:33:31,960 -- 01:33:33,598
Thank you... Lucky.
943
01:33:33,840 -- 01:33:34,670
Don't mention it.
944
01:33:34,920 -- 01:33:35,875
So...
945
01:33:36,520 -- 01:33:39,273
So I solemnly do bestow upon him
946
01:33:39,960 -- 01:33:41,678
the Hero's Star.
947
01:33:42,400 -- 01:33:45,039
The twenty-first of our great flag.
948
01:33:46,000 -- 01:33:47,911
Where is he?
949
01:33:48,160 -- 01:33:51,152
He has that medal already.
I'll hang it over my bar.
950
01:33:51,400 -- 01:33:52,719
It's tea time!
951
01:33:53,200 -- 01:33:54,428
Drinks for everyone!
952
01:33:54,680 -- 01:33:57,353
Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast,
Ceylan and cookies!
953
01:33:58,840 -- 01:34:00,159
There's whisky too.
954
01:34:02,480 -- 01:34:06,075
Miss, do you need a pianist
in your tea room?
955
01:34:06,320 -- 01:34:08,834
Maybe I do.
Can you make cookies?
956
01:34:09,080 -- 01:34:10,513
I do wicked apple strudel.
957
01:34:10,760 -- 01:34:13,320
Change your clothes
and call meJane.
958
01:34:32,240 -- 01:34:34,515
Can't you finish the song someday?
959
01:34:34,760 -- 01:34:35,431
Yep.
960
01:34:35,680 -- 01:34:36,396
Go ahead!
961
01:34:36,920 -- 01:34:38,638
Let's not start bickering now!
962
01:34:38,880 -- 01:34:40,950
I don't know how the song ends.
963
01:34:41,200 -- 01:34:43,031
I'll tell you how it goes.
964
01:34:43,280 -- 01:34:45,999
I got a gorgeous, handsome horsey!
965
01:34:46,920 -- 01:34:48,069
- Know that part?
- No, I don't.
966
01:34:48,320 -- 01:34:49,469
Yes, you do.
967
01:34:49,960 -- 01:34:51,757
Then I have
another possibility.
968
01:34:52,320 -- 01:34:54,959
The real hero
is the mustang...
969
01:34:55,200 -- 01:34:57,714
Whose hum-hum
goes bang-bang!
970
01:34:57,960 -- 01:34:59,712
I have an idea.
Just shut up.
971
01:35:00,960 -- 01:35:02,029
Excellent.
972
01:35:02,720 -- 01:35:05,109
Like the man says:
me hero, you horse.
973
01:35:23,480 -- 01:35:24,754
Enjoy the scenery.
974
01:35:29,360 -- 01:35:30,839
Look at that sunset.
975
01:35:31,080 -- 01:35:32,433
It's pretty pretty.
976
01:35:36,280 -- 01:35:37,474
By golly, Jolly!
977
01:35:38,200 -- 01:35:39,235
Jolly?
978
01:35:44,520 -- 01:35:46,556
- Try to act jolly, Jolly.
- Okay.
979
01:36:51,320 -- 01:36:52,514
Hey!
980
01:36:53,800 -- 01:36:57,076
My name's Lucky Luke.
I quit smoking in 1983.
981
01:36:57,320 -- 01:36:59,231
I'm much better now.
982
01:38:59,760 -- 01:39:01,990
983
01:39:02,240 -- 01:39:04,800