Friends, you don't need lots of friends
but you need to keep the good ones
Some one once said that
some where on the web
It's obvious only true friend is your friend.
But who would refuse to have lots of friends
Uh! these are not my friends!
I'm a total loner, I have too many flaws
I have no friend, lover nor admirer
It's like having an L on my forehead
so i ran from reality and ended up here.
Atlas! My most important friend returns
There's never a stranger only new friend that you haven't met yet
Which one is it...7 o' clock in Thai or US?
Jack!
let's go! Where to?
Common let's go!
Hold it! why are we running!
Hold it...Ah....ahhh..
Running from that guy?
Not running from, I was messing with him... Huh!
Who are you?
She was so..Hot...like wow...ahhh.
Who the hell are you?
I'm Bob....Hey stop...hold it!
I don't know...they're calling me man
I have weed, marijuarna
You mean real weeds?.....Yes!
Weed yeah!
You guys want some? i'll share
Storm it man..go go!
hold it!
Stop! Good!
just in time!
we'll take two hot Som Tam
I told you man...there is no weed!
Just Joking
Don't have any weed just a joke man.
What are you doing?
He's a terrorist
he has weapons.
Arrest him!
Who are you really?
international terrorist?
Who..Are...You!
I'm here with my friend Jack and Josh!
Hey! Freeze!
We're just kidding
Oh..we're going down to PhuKet..
Really? You're coming with him?
Yes...yes..What is he saying?
He said he's with them.
Got anything?
Nothing! may be they're telling the truth
Do not pull this again!
You're making us look bad!
oh!
sorry..sorry
Welcome to ThaiLand!
Thankyou! Thankyou!
Ay! oh..
Ay..yah...Welcome...welcome!
Hey i have a gift for you man!
Here you go..
Cigarette...i don't smoke but it will do
OK...
I don't think it's cigarette, take a look!
Sniff it!
Yeah, it's cigar weed.
Are you taking him along for a ride!
You told me,
there is never a stranger.
Just new friend that we haven't met.
We'll get to know him
on the way to PhuKet.
I don't know man.
I rather refer Girls
at least he will help paying for gas
Hey! you promise no more problem ok?
Khob Khun Krub! (Thankyou)
He's Crazy....
Faster faster man!
Hey, he's after us!
Awsome he wants some race!
Go go go.....Shut up!
Jack step on it! He coming up fast....
hey watch your mouth next time!
Remember!
next time watch your mouth!
Help! i need air
It is flat, please pump it!
Flat like yours...it will take all of my air
I'm on my lunch break
Always come in at a wrong time
Pump it yourself, then pay over there
What, self serve?
That's right, my shop's new policy
It's self serve from now on,
You come you pump, understand?
ok.
Where's Kang? Who?
Kang.
open your eye and look for yourself, he ain't here.
Insane!
Hey, stop poison me!
I think you should trade your child Kang
Why?
The child is always at Muay Thai gym when Kang is there
when Kang's not there, he...she's coming here.
It does not concern you!
We're not talking about you...why you're so mean!
Why don't you take Muay Thai, it suits you
I would of if i could.
Really?
nah... don't take Muay Thai, take a look at this,
my friend in PhuKet sent me
I thought you may not be interested
because the stage is small and little pay
hey...now what?...
how much i owe you?
you come here everyday
and you don't know...5 baht.
no discount?
no, electric bill keep going up.
Yike...5 baht, don't you give me big bill like 1000
That all i have.
You're crazy!
I don't have time to go get change
It's my policy....
What policy?
if you want to get pay...
You have to go get change
Are you crazy? I'm no fool, are you serious?
oh really just you wait here!
I'll go get change for you.
Uncle! it's done!
oh thanks.
Why, are you're going home early?
I'm getting food for dad....
Ok go...
If i see Kang i'll send him to your house
Okay thanks.
Still looking for Kang...
hey where's Jino?
Jino bring your jar of change...wait!
Here you go.
Good job Jino, let see..
Oh Man...I can't take coins
Oh no...
If it's inconvenient then don't ride anymore, get a car
Look a lot full of nice cars
They all drive cars now a day
How much i owe you?
Jino pay her.
damn this gonna take all night
What the matter with your hand?
It's sucks to let him come along...
Look at your monkey face
your is no better
Ah...Muay Thai I love Muay Thai
Hey, quick! stop him before he cause more trouble
Bob!
kick! kick harder!
harder....ahhhh..
what is the matter with you?
running out of strenght.
You have to kick hard, kick me...kick!
kick hard, kick me...kick!
Oh nice, wonderful
I need you to kick like that.
Who are you? how dare you kick me!
Nervermind him, he knows nothing.
Huh..him...nothing!
Yeah!....you want me?.....come on!
You dare to step in my ring, get him down.
Yeah you...
Bob! you want to die?
Get down now!
wait! who told you to get down?
You have beat or be beaten to get out of the ring
Choose your opponent
Unbelievable!
Me?
No, the one behind you.
What have you done?
Nothing....
you guys are so childish.
Pa!
Ah..i'm cleaning
I've been cleaning the floor...huh..
You're a lil champ right?
yeah I love you man
What were you thinking?
No it wasn't like that
I was passing through
We was driving to PhuKet
Ouch!
Farewell!
Goodluck!
No matter what happen do not come back here!
Khob Khun Krub! I know! keep saying it.
Chok dee Mak Mak(good luck)
OK, good luck
What a relief!
Get out and stay out.
I want you and him
to train together...
What 's the matter, you sound like a dog!
And your ugly face!
Jino what was it, what did you have!
oh, oh man,
yike!
Why did i ask him for!
I don't know what i got myself into?
You should try for exchange student program.
Hey, hey,
Hey I'm coming with you guys...
Let's go!
What are you waiting for?
Let's go!
Hi! I'm Bob
It's my girlfriend, Sarah.
Jack, let roll, what are you waiting for?
Let's go!
let's roll.
We need gas?
No, we stop to drop you off.
It's awkward,
there are three of us boys and you're a girl.
what's a different doese it make?
if i drive with you or by myself.
It's different indeed!
this is my car..
If i take you...
and what if your dad finds out
OK, i got it
If you don't want to take me
I'll hitch hike
Hey, hey
Where you going?
Are you sure that you let her ride with them?
You don't want trouble to yourself
But you don't realize this will get you much more worst.
You know man, you don't need alot of friends,
but you need to keep the good ones
KhaiMuk....KhaiMuk!
come on back!
I came to take my friend back
Not that easy..
What do you want?
Get set! let race!
Hey! you're not afraid?
you can't just play dead like you did back then
Nah... would you care to get on?
Fine!
Wahoot!!!
Hey you did all you could!
Yes!!!
Not bad, you did the right thing
Concerning for the one sitting behind
this race meant nothing if some one got hurt.
You did good!
Thanks
Kang! don't tell dad that i'm leaving with my friends
Ouch!
Hey! they knows each others
I was just testing you, let go!
What is this? where are we?
Are we lost?
Don't know but it looks like it.
Are you sure?
If you're not sure, that's call lost.
eh..eh! a planking gorilla.
Are you ok Bob?
Jack, any idea where we are?
All my life...I've only been to Huahin,
oh boy!
that guy on the motorcycle...
Run guys...Run!
Come on Let's go!
Look!
You see him? There!
he's gonna kill us..
Tell your friend to drive safely!
I can't take this no more
Jack, take it easy i'm gonna puke!
Puke? Bob beats you to it!
Oh man...ah..ua...
Ui Ya Bob... nasty...You guys need to change
gag...
Let get clean up!
Yuck!!!!
My Angel...Oh My God...
Oh...my Budha!
Hey...are you here alone?
Uh..where are you going to go?
I'm going to phuket.
Me too...Ahhh..
my friends and me are going to phuket too.
Itata, Itata...(you want to go with us?)
what that suppose to mean?
Okay...oh yeah...
let's go! alright let's go
I'm Josh
Hi!
I'm Jack..Nice to meet you
Khai Muk, this is Yui!
Konichiwa! (hello!)
She's coming with us!
Did you ask? ...No it was Bob
I know...
Ui Ya...sorry...
hello, hello...
welcome all audience to 98 FM
...it is hot today...
What is that? it's good...haha..
Ay ya...what the..
Alo! hi dad!
hey Kang, whe're you at
What? going to phuket!
Huh! You saw Khai Muk. what's she doing there?
No wander! her dad and the guys kept looking for her.
Ok i'll tell Sor when i see him
Hey look after her alright!
Okay. Don't forget!
Damn i need some water in my noodle.
Jack, light burn out,
got a new one to change out?
No i don't.
Hey, you know this place was hit by Tsunami
It killed lots of people
no.
You don't understand!
Tsunami, death, haunted...ah.
Ghost?
Yes. Ghost!
It's safe to check in for tonight,
too dangerous to drive without light.
I'll drive, you help me keep watch of the road
Eh...what is wrong with you Bob?
It's not funny...
Jack, it's spooky!
We'll be fine, just for tonight
Oh it's scary!
I see dead people..
See you in the morning!
OK.
Ok, See you in the morning!
Uh ah..This way!
You don't waste no time do you.
I look good...nope... i'm better
what's that you eating?
Give me it...no...no
what's this?
That's pollen pill...
what! that's weird!
For stress.
Hey it's working...really?
hahaha...
wait, hey put your clothes back on!
nothing at all..
Why aren't you dressed?
I'm scared, need a friend to talk to.
Which one is yours?
Huh..say what?
Jack or Josh?
uh..it's not like that
They just give me a ride
I'm planning...
anyway, neither one is mine.
I admire you, pretty, free to roam anywhere you want
Let's be friend, OK?
Ah Yiu let go of me!
ah...ah...oh
The gils need our help!!!!
Hey, Bob!
You crashed our room.
Sorry, that's why we let you stay here
Ok, Boys on the floor
Don't be funny or I swear...
OK!
Man, you're more mean than neighbor's dog
what?
Call me dog! you want to die?
Come here!
What?
Man you got to watch what you're saying.
Old hotel, no power, and..ghost..
what are we gonna do?
Ghost...it's ghost!
Video recording!
will it work?
We'll see it when it appears.
Good Night
Wait for them to fall asleep..then..
Then what, tell me!
It's making me nervous
be quiet!
Hey, stop shaking
are you alright?
I feel strange.
Me too...ha..ha..ha
Hey, like fly on honey, watch it buddy!
huh...
Ouch..damn..ah..ah
what's going on?
Hold it!
What are you two nuckle head doing?
It's over there!
Is it just four of you?
Ghost?
More like demon!
What now?
Let's make a run for it.
Bob stand up!
Oh shoot! I feel like taking a crap!
Ok, you go ahead!
Oh my god! it's rotten.
That feels good!
That's disgusting!
Hey i'm just being curious,
what were you guys doing in the bathroom?
You know..last night we saw a ghost..
Its eyes were crossed
wearing red red dress
so scary
huh...really?
let's see.
i've made a video last night
Oh really?
Yeah!
Let's me play the video
Crazy bob...are you on drug?
there is nothing
wait, long hair like in Thai movie
white dress, pop out eye, all weird stuff
hey..i think it's broke
Hey, look ahead
The Ocean
WoooH....Yeah...Ahhhh!!!
Jack....stop the car....Jack....Stop
What now?
Stop...stop
What 's the crap man!
Yeah, yeah
That's it..
Wait Bob!
Bob what's going on?
What's wrong cutie?
Nothing, my bike just broken down
Don't worry, I know how to fix bikes
It's amazed how a pretty girl like...
it's Khai Muk..Khai Muk
oh yes Khai Muk, you're amazing!
ah..ha...
You guy going on a trip?
I have a small resort near here
I like to thankyou by inviting all of you to stay there
If that's be ok!
Of course it's ok!
Ok then, I'll lead.
Jack...huh?
Call police!...Why?
He stole our passengers.
Shaaah....
Look!
Khai Muk, for your great help and kindness
I'm presenting this tiny gift.
We have pool and spa, use them as you wish
We will go boating in the afternoon, you shall see
Phuket ocean and its most magnificent.
Make yourself at home
Successful and good look...
What do we have...
Hey..we have one thing he doesn't have...
What?
..is poor and proud...hehehe..
Rich and handsome...you struck gold
Calling me greed, watch it!
I need no money, as long as I'm not alone
and in-love I'll get by just fine.
Huh? what was that?
I said that money is not important to me.
Just bring me a star to exchange for my heart
Non sense..
What is non sense?
a star for a heart, it is fair.
Why can't we share a room?
I don't think so...watch it! huh...
Watch it!..i think so...watch it...watch it.
Wow...see that?
Next is to open up air passage, if in need
dont hesitate to let it all out, ok!
He must hold it in quite a while,
so disgusting...run...quick...
what's.... what happen???
Look, he's dark, don't need no tan...yea...ah
He's dark he can take it.
Dark, your mutha f--% #ss, you have problem
with dark people You never got cuss by one til now
let me give it to you, you freaks...
Run, come on... Don't you run, come back here
Don't be hater, come back here! I kick your @#$
You can do it, keep going
Miss Bikini pageant? g...
Ok let go boating, shih..let's go...
Hey! where you going, don't run from us?
Bob, what the?
what?...what? She could have fall..
porno?
Jack, give Yiu some snack
sure?
Yiu....huh? want some snack?
yeah...come with me.
Snack?
oh...
Oishi...oishi...
look!....Ay..you have death wish!
The ocean is pretty...like Khai MuK
My face look like ocean?
Yui have some more!
ok.
Try to be Khai Muk are we?
you like some one but you don't know how to tell him!
No, not like that, i'm just starring in space
It's the impression that will interest the other
There won't be too many more chaces
Man of his kind, it's useless to tell him
Would you excuse me!
Good look and successful but all alone..huh...ay..
I've been dreaming the dream
And It has been forgotten, then it will come unexpected
as time goes by
And one day, may all feeling just as silent
as it has been hidden, will come to live
For you, may also have been dreaming the same dream
And I'd not want to see your dream be forgotten like mine
And one day it will come
You and I will walk hand in hand
Looking up at the bright sky and down to the deep blue sea
As far as to the eye can see, we are only grain of sand
in this ocean that knows no bound
Knows no Bound....Still I only want to walk with you,
to walk with you....knows no Bound....
You guys are so bad...
Go away!
Whoa! Jack Sparrow! ah...
What are you looking for man?
ah...uh...a... leave...oh wow...
I see why...i know where it is...
oy...no, it's mine..it's mine.
you stay away man...stay away!
would you care for some squid?
Once in a movie, there was 2 squids fell in love...
when they partedthey keep hold on to each other
Since then the main character never eat squid again...
The female character in the movie was cute by the way...
let's see!
If you were one of the squid...
How would you do it?
Oh no! I forgot, it must be all wet
Ahh.. that's the picture of your man, the biker guy.
You still carry lover's picture in your wallet?
That's your opinion...anyway it was nothing...
We are like brother and sister now, give it back!
Let's me see...
Are these your brothers also?
You have sibling everywhere, very handsome!
You're a dork, never idolized anyone before in your life?
This is your idol? so what? ...He's a comedian...
let me imitate..ti..ti...ti Crazy! that's not it!
Josh, who's your idol?
There is one right infront of me..
They adore each other...
That's enough for me to be happy..
eh...listen i have a story to tell...
There was an island, and on it, it had all the feelings.
There was Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge......
and even Love..
One day the island was going under...
All feelings aboarded their ships and sail away
But only Love stayed with the island to the last munite
That was stupid move!
Hah...Love will jump ship at the last munite!
Love requested Success as it sailing away...
But Success refused to let Love on board...
My ship is full of treasure, there no more room.
Love then turned to Selfishness..
Please Selfishness i beg of you!
Selfishness replied: I won't be bothered!
Then came Sadness, Love was awfully distressed
But Sadness disregarded Love's existence
and just wanted to be alone
Happiness also sailed by, but did not even noticed Love,
for it was intoxicated with its own happiness
All of a sudden there was a loud voice:
Love come with me, I will take you.
It was the voice of an old man, Love was so happy
it forgot to ask for his name.
When on land, Love came to its senses and turned to Knowlegde,
Who took us here?
Knowlegde replied: it was Time
Because time will help us understand how great love is.
I dated Kang for a short time, He was my dad's favorite disciple,
But when dad knew about he and I, dad kicked him out.
Kang went away on his bike, that how we were seperated.
Men need a son to carry on the Muay Thai legacy
Talented Muay Thai fighter is essential and is in needed.
Dad said many time, girl is a burden around the house
I have done nothing to make him proud.
This time I will prove to him that
Girls also has potential.
Hey Josh! How did schooling in the US work out for you?
It doesn't matter where, I can't seem to focus on one thing.
I spent most of my time photographing,
waiting table, washing dishes
I try to save money to travel the world.
Is that why you came back here for a fresh start?
May be so. I have to count on my only friend.
Who is that? someone i know?
Whooh...yeah!...who is this????
Come on guys...come on!!! ok...ok...don't cry!
So what is your story?
what brings you to Thailand by yourself?
I'm not fortunate like you!
Me? in what way?
I lost both of my parent, i only known by my grandma.
I have no close friend like you do, not even a mean one.
Well now here, you do.
You can count me in, and if you want, my dad is your dad
Well thankyou very much my good friend!
I truthly feel that i have a friend....my first friend is Khai muk...hahaha...
Look that dolphin look so much like Jack! hahaha...
Jack is a black dolphin.
Wow look at that!!!! let go me...
yeah common guys! get outta here!
Get outta!
Bob!!! You too... Oh!!! OK.
Friend for ever, OK?
Huury up, Ahh...Heeeh...
Come on! I need to get a bikini for the pageant, Hey we'll help!
No, just Yui, you guys can go do your things.
Where do you want to go?
Look ok? to this extreme?
Yes you have to show a bit... no.. no show...
Good Luck!!!
Hey! What?
I have one for you...only one ok? I need three..Hahaha
Take it easy, i've never...
Don't worry hon, i'll take care of you..
I suppose...but giving up my...????
Seem you like it slow...
Don't be so tense!
Stand up for me hon! ok..
Let's me take this off...
Hey that's Bob...Is he your roomate?....yes.
Ui! Take that! harder!
ah...hold it...
not like that..you supposed to get wipped
oh why didn't you say so?
Ah..man....why didn't you say so!!!
Jack! give me a hand here! no...everyman for themself
Wait! where are you going? wait for me...slow down.
Oh...I can't take this anymore!
You're an animal.
Ey..ey...ey...Where have you been?
We just running around.
Let grab a bite!
Good idea! let's go
Let's go kiddo!
Everybody cheers! let make a toast!
Cheer!
Josh, try this! it's good.
Thanks... thankyou.
that's good enough!
yeah but i want you to have more
May i have the honor to dance with you!
I'm not good at it,
come on you'll be fine!
Only you in my heart, only you.
I think of you everywhere I go
I'm missing you every munite on the hour.
Khai Muk jack likes to have a talk with Yiu
Can we wait in your room?
Yiu, Josh need to talk to Khai Muk,
we'll go back to the room
what about us?
Hey! what's up?
what are you doing? go away!
Where? I don't know, go away!
I don't have any money, you have money give me some!
hey i need the camera, thanks!
You guys planned this?
Did you think twice about this?
We're friend, are we not?
It's not like what you think!
Say it to Khai Muk!
It's wasn't mine, it was Bob's.
It fell out of your pocket.
You disgust me!
See the night we saw the ghost, we saw your boobie
Jack was touching it.
We're not leaving with you.
It was you and your crazy idea!
I did it for you!
no it was for your own benefit, you want Khai Muk
So what? don't tell me you like Khai Muk,
or you want both?
Why you said that?
What?
Hey stop it! what are you doing!
Josh!b our friendship ended here!
Good! Jack...Jack...
What the hell Josh! come on man!
The same goes for you!
If it wasn't you, none of this would ever happened
Beat it! go away, i hate you!
I never thought i wake up next to the real person
You're so nice to me Jack?
you never try to get rid of me...hi..hi..
why would i try to get rid of you?
our friendship, after just a few days
we feel like we're all friends, we had each other
we look out for each other, do thing with each other
i never had a friend before. You're my friend Jack,
I love all of you, that's why i use this,
at least it helps me forget things and have fun
I have a friend, you Jack, you.. i don't need this anymore
Yike! What the, Why are you in my room?
You was drunk, we drank, you invited me in..
I invited you? yeah you did
I shouldn't give in, even your own friends left you...
Yiu, Khai Muk Jack...where are they?
how should i know, you losing your mind...where is it?
What are you looking for?
My panties fool! Hah? you're not wearing it?
Why did you take it off? you dare to ask!
You made me do this and that, while you just laid there..
you never think about others,
forget it i don't need it anymore
Why did you throw your candy away?
Wasn't candy...it was drug man
hah drug? you know drugs, U take it U see things U feel good!
That's messed up Bob...
Where are you going?
Going to get my friend back!
Yeah! yeah!!!!
Let's get them back
Where are they?
Where is my car?
we'll just run.
Khai Muk! wait i just want..
to let you know that Jack...he likes you.
It was all my fault, Jack was innocent. I'm very sorry!
Khai Muk, ready! you are up next!
Yui, I'm so...
I like you!
Hey Jack! Goodluck man!
Ok i'll get it.
Welcome all to Miss Bikini,
The bikini contest of the year!
Introducing our contestant #01...Tuk Tik
We have to make time, let's moving on to our next contestant
please welcome Anny!
Are you sure... that you want to do this?
It does not concern you.
Why not, we're friend aren't we?
Friends look out for each other!
Til' more to come, we have contestant #03
Cheery!
Are you sure this will make you proud?
And next we have contestant Khai Muk
Khai Muk...Is Khai Muk here? we calling out for Khai Muk!
Khai Muk...Khai Muk..Khai Muk...
Is Khai Muk here? Come on out please!!!
Got kicked off the stage?
Ok then let me redo! Ay!!!
Let's head back!
Let's me change first!
hey hey...that's good to see you again
Have you seen Josh?
He was with Yui a while ago, where they went?
I'll call them.
You two need to talk!
Quit pushing fool! why?
I'll fall. ha...
Yea..hhhhh..
Can't breath, quit it will ya!
You said "it is fair trading a star for your heart"
Yes...1 star for 1 heart! no more no less.
Uh...what i'm about to give you is greater than a star.
Just an imaginary ring?
I said star, not the sun
Give me back my heart, don't be a cheater!
that harsh!
Oh...hurt..?
Let's go to the full moon party!
Tomorrow I'll go back to the US.
I'll go too! Me too!
Hey Bob! Yeah!
Why did you followed my friend at the airport?
I saw his shirt, look!
Let's go to fullmoon party! that is..he...he..
You're Crazy!!!
Hey listen up! no matter where we are
We are always friends!
Let's see hand! Friends For Ever!!!
THE END!
EN translate: 1c33 Good Nite Mates!