Everyone WQHTS US...
both in Finland and Europe.
If you're in the neighborhood,
come and see us play.
You won't be disappointed. Ever.
We'll always be
one of the best in Finland.
At least we think so. Flight, guys?
- That's right.
We're number one.
Let's hope
we stay at the top of the charts.
Pertti, we havent even
recorded anything yet!
Toni, time to go onstage.
Flush the toilet
and wash your hands.
I've been to the toilet and...
- Without washing hands.
Now Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
will play!
Alright. Let's go.
My shirt says "God dammit!"
You don't listen to me.
You don't understand me.
That's where my competition starts.
Some pretty kick-ass bands
will play here tonight, such as...
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day!
Give it up for
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day!
This is great!
I need a little respect
and equality in my life
I need a little respect
and dignity in my life
Goddammit!
Pertti, just one chorus.
- I'm trying my best.
I'll shout "intro" after the chorus,
so you'll know.
Let's just move on.
I need a little respect
and equality in my life
I need a little respect
and dignity in my life
No. Too late.
- Look at my fingers.
You see one or five?
There's just one chorus. One!
Not five.
- I'm sorry
I think I've had enough.
That's enough.
- A break.
Why can't I get it?
Pertti, you'll get it.
I'll count to four.
You'll get the hang of it.
- I get it.
Don't cry, big boy.
- I'm not crying.
This isn't about crying.
This is about punk.
This is about honor
and rock 'n' roll.
I didn't cry
Pertti,
when you write riffs for songs,...
don't write such difficult ones.
Don't write such difficult ones.
Write easy ones.
- I try my best.
It's Friday March 11th.
Writing a diary
is very important to me because...
I can release my a-a-anger...
into my diary.
It helps me if I have...
a b-b-b-bad day
I'll write in my diary
that Pertti is a shithead...
and that Pertti is an asshole...
and that Pertti is a faggot
and a shit goddamn asshole.
Pertti will be stabbed.
Pertti will be punched in the face.
Pertti Will be...
strangled to d-d-d-death.
That's why I write these things.
Hi! How's it going?
Have a friggin' good time!
Wave your hands in the air
like you don't give a fuck!
Now we'll kick some ass!
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Sorry, sorry...
Sorry for this little...
Let's give it another try.
- It's okay
It was a Sunday
I went to church
I had coffee I took a dump
It was a Sunday
I went to church
I had coffee I took a dump
Thank you.
Sorry I made a little blunder
in the beginning.
Don't worry
These things can happen to anyone.
Will you help us carry the stuff?
- No, I don't think so.
I can't carry anything now
I've been so stressed out
the whole week.
I'm still a bit stressed.
- Now you can do whatever you like.
What's the name of this song?
"Six Cups of Coffee."
- Flight. "Six..."
Six. Six.
Okay start dictating.
Okay.
- "Coffee" What then?
Let's see.
It has to be honest.
Sure. "Coffee is good."
Let's write "Coffee..."
You mean that coffee..
- ...Is good...
"Coffee is good." Right.
- ...when you drink it.
"...When..."
If a human being
doesn't get coffee...
I-low do you spell "human being"?
What comes after H?
- U, M, A, N, B, I, N.
Human being.
Did I spell it right?
Spell it out.
What comes after M?
- A, N, B, I, N.
"Human... being."
"Human being."
"Human being."
Yay
What does it say so far, Pertti?
Are you up there?
- Yes.
Okay I'll call home and tell them...
that I'm coming to your place today.
Okay.
- Ag reed.
Yay yay yay Flock, rock, rock.
Now I'll have a smoke
and then I'll have a woman.
Here's a lovely little gift for you.
- Oh, thank you.
You want to go upstairs?
- Yeah.
I've missed you a lot.
I believe you.
Our date on Thursday was so quick.
- That's right.
Darling, you'll get some
when they leave.
Darling, you'll get some
when they leave.
Love is, in a nutshell,...
cool, awesome,...
fantastic and incredible.
Women are lovely
stunning and wonderful...
when they're in a good mood.
When they're in a bad mood,...
you can't talk to them
or do anything with them.
That's what I've learned
over the years...
in the brief relationships...
I've had with women in my life.
I lived... lived in
the Riihenkulma Orphanage.
As a child, I examined...
the seams of the staff's...
staff's clothing.
That's how.. that's how
this seam thing started.
That's how.. That's how it started.
Pertti,
please read the lyrics for us.
They're Kari's lyrics.
- No, they're from your diary
Right.
They give me pig food
in the nuthouse
I keep my mouth shut;
Otherwise I'll be stabbed
Speech defect!
Speech defect!
They give me pig food
in the nuthouse
I keep my mouth shut;
Otherwise I'll be stabbed
I don't want a summer vacation
I can't visit anyone
because I make too much noise
and I'd have to turn down
the stereos
Pertti is mentally disabled
Pertti gets no coffee
Pertti has a speech defect
and can't throw a disco party
Pertti is mentally disabled
Pertti gets no coffee
Pertti has cerebral palsy
and can't throw a disco party
Pertti has a speech defect
Pertti gets no coffee
Pertti has cerebral palsy
and can't throw a disco party
Pertti has cerebral palsy
Pertti gets no coffee
Pertti has cerebral palsy
and can't throw a disco party
Do we have everything?
You have the drum sticks? - Yup.
You have the bass guitar?
- Yup.
The guitar?
- Yup.
The shirts? The records?
We got everything. Alright.
Oh, sorry
- No problem.
I just want to make sure
we have everything.
So we don't have to come back.
Did you take a shower today,
Pertti? I smell shit.
It's not me.
- But I can smell it.
You're wearing clean underwear?
- I haven't shit myself.
Kalle, c'mon.
You can't go onstage with shit
in your pants. - I'll shower later.
That'll be too late.
- I'll take a shower tonight.
Can you take a shower now?
- Not now.
You still have time.
- I won't do it now
Yes, you will.
- The hell with you.
Dammit!
The man stinks!
Where are we going
to find you underpants?
I'll get you a bag
for the dirty ones.
Promise me you'll change
your underpants every day.
I promise. - I don't want to keep
saying the same thing over again.
Are you angry with me?
- No.
You can't be angry with me.
Go like that. Throw a leather
jacket on and get onstage.
ADHD
ADHD
I'm nervous about how it'll go.
Everything will go just fine.
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
is gonna rock the house tonight...
here at Tampere's Klubi.
Let's kick some ass, guys.
The next song is our hit song,...
which you can also find on YouTube.
That's great, guys!
"Decision-Makers Are Cheaters."
- They suck!
Decision-makers lock people up
in closed rooms
But we don't wanna be in those rooms
Nobody looks after us
Nobody com es to visit us
Nobody looks after us
Nobody com es to visit us
What's going to happen
to us orphans in those rooms?
Decision-makers cheat
Cheaters make decisions
They don't give a shit
about us disabled
Decision-makers cheat
Cheaters make decisions
They don't give a shit
about us disabled
You did a good job, Pertti.
- Yes, I did.
I was nervous before the gig.
I didn't know if I could do it.
It went really well.
- You pulled it off really well.
It went just as it was supposed to.
It was as good as it gets.
- That's right.
It's after one already.
Right?
Phew
I have cookies and everything.
They sure have a reason
to be grateful.
I'm coming!
I'll be there as soon as I can.
Welcome to
my rock 'n' roll birthday party.
You're wearing pants this time.
- Guess what I did?
Can you smell it?
- The man is wearing aftershave.
Siiri, I'm glad you could make it
to my birthday party
Welcome. Come on in.
- Happy birthday Pertti.
Happy birthday
Thanks.
Wowzers, what do we have here?
What have you come up with?
Is this..?
Is this a DVD?
- Yes.
Happy birthday once more.
- Thank you!
You know
why I'm crying tears of joy?
Because this is a day of joy for me.
Please find a seat.
- You've rearranged your furniture.
Oh yeah.
I see. More guests.
Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Happy birthday
Thank you. Please come in.
We sure will.
I'm sad
that Sami Helle couldn't come...
to my birthday party.
I don't like this.
He just flakes out.
- Sami has his reasons.
Yeah, I know.
- That's the reason.
Next summer...
you, Toni and Aira
can come to my balcony
Sit on the balcony?
- Yes.
Kalle, you can bring your wife.
- Alright.
You're having a baby?
- In the summer we will.
Due in April.
- Great! Thais the spirit.
I knew it!
Kalle, I know how babies are born.
Please tell us.
Babies are born
when a man does this.
His sperm goes in here,...
into the wife's...
Inside her.
Then she gives birth
to a small child.
When the wife has given birth,...
the baby comes out carefully
If the child is healthy...
everyone congratulates the parents.
Congratulations, Kalle.
And to your wife, too.
A lovely child has come
into the world.
Would you like a glass?
- Thank you.
The Centre Party of Finland
aims at giving every Finn...
a chance for a better future.
We have to give our children
and young people a chance.
Their future is at stake
and I believe...
Their future is at stake
and I believe...
everyone has the right
to be safe at school,...
receive health care, work and study
With these thoughts, dear friends,...
I wish you all luck in the election.
Thank you for coming here today.
This is Sami.
- I-Ii, Mari.
Nice to meet you.
I've been following you guys.
You mean our band? I knew it!
You're celebrities.
- Yeah, I guess you could say that.
He signed up...
I signed up to volunteer for your
election campaign. - That's great.
I have to help you;
You're the chairwoman, after all.
I'm glad to hear that. Thank you.
I want to see you continue
in the government. - That's the way
We have a gig at Semifinal.
Are you coming? - No,
I'm leaving for Brussels tomorrow.
Okay, see you around.
- See you.
This is awesome.
Could I reschedule my pedicure...
so that I have time
to eat dinner, buy groceries,"
clean my room, listen to music...
and watch TV because today I have...
Kari, you have
something every night.
You see, I have...
I was planning to have
a quiet night at home.
I don't want Sami to come
everywhere with me.
It pisses me 011.
I'm not going back
to the group home. Fuck!
No fucking way!
One day I'll blow up the group home.
Don't. it's my home, too.
Don't take your problems out on us.
It's between
you and the supervisors.
They force me
to go everywhere with you.
I can't do anything about it,
so shut up.
I can't do anything about it.
Talk to the supervisors.
Don't take it out on me.
Why do they do that?
- Don't ask me.
Why doesn't anybody understand
that they always force me
To hang out with these bastards
and go for a pedicure
Fuckin' pedicurists
They all suck big time
They just take care of your feet
They don't understand
Why the hell do pedicurists exist?
That's something I never figured out
They force me They force me
They always force me
It sucks that they force me
to get a pedicure
I don't understand
I don't understand
I don't understand
I don't understand
Kalle, I can't stand him
looking at me so angrily.
I can't play.
- Kari, don't look at Sami.
Yeah. He keeps glaring at me.
Pedicurist rist,
pedicurist, pedicurist...
Fuck!
if that's what Kari wants.
Play the gigs first.
- I won't play with him on Saturday.
I'll stay home. That's a fact.
I will.
This isn't nice.
You can start looking
for a new bassist...
if that's what Kari wants.
Let's go for coffee.
- I'm not going if he's coming.
You don't have to sit with him.
- I still won't.
I don't want to look at him.
Thanks for ruining my day
you shithead.
Fuckin' clown.
Fuckin' clown.
Hi, Sami!
- Bye.
Fuck! Shit!
Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!
Fucking hell!
Fucking asshole!
Shit.
HELSINKI SCHOOL OF PEDICURE
You made it.
Kari, please hang your clothes here.
Please take your shoes 011.
Be careful with the edge.
- Sure.
Many people have very sensitive
feet. - Not me. I like this.
That's good.
I flew into a rage today at work.
I flew into a rage today at work.
I yelled at the top of my lungs
and almost threw a rock.
But you managed to control yourself.
Tell me if you don't feel well.
- No, I'm fine.
This is the life of a rock star.
Pertti always grabs
people's sleeves and...
pretends he's a snake.
He's the guitarist in our punk band.
I see.
I-low many of you are in the band?
There are four of us.
Cantare!
This makes you want to sing, huh?
We'll go check out some cars and...
motorcycles and
see what's going on inside.
That's right.
Wowzers.
That's a fine red Corvette.
- It sure is.
I agree.
Listen, Kari.
- Great music.
Yes.
I want to get engaged to Sirkka
and marry her...
because she's a nice woman
and a nice person.
She cares about me...
and she's chubby enough and big.
She's a judo wrestler.
She's practiced judo,
but that doesn't bother me...
because I like judo.
It's a nice, intense sport.
When it comes to living together,...
it's possible that when we've been
engaged long enough,...
one day
in the course of our lives,...
we might move in together.
That's the plan.
I think everyone has the right
to make a decision...
about where and how they want
and would like to live.
That's why I wrote a song about it.
I don't want to live
in a group home.
I don't want to live
in an institution.
I want to live in Kallio.
In the privacy of a bomb shelter.
Go, Kari!
One, two, three, four.
I don't want to live
in a group home
I don't want to live
in an institution
I want to live in Kallio
in the privacy of a bomb shelter
Kallio is good, for sure
T66I6 is a real bore
Kallio will always excite you
And there's so much more to do
I need a little respect
and equality in my life
I need a little respect
and dignity in my life
I don't want to live
in a group home
I don't want to live
in an institution
I want to live in a Kallio
in the privacy of a bomb shelter
Kallio is good, for sure
T66I6 is a real bore
Kallio will always excite you
And there's so much more to do
I need a little respect
and equality in my life
I need a little respect
and dignity in my life
I love you, yummy yummy yeah
Kallio rules!
Thank you.
Ah, the hum of the forest.
I-lave you thought about
moving out on your own? - No.
Your name is on the waiting list...
- I'm not moving anywhere.
Your name is on the waiting list
for a group home ... - Shut up!
I-low do you feel about
moving out when you're older?
To a group home.
When you die.
- That's when you'll move out?
I won't move to a group home.
My home is a good place for me.
I'm sure.
But we'll go check out the apartment
you signed up for. - No, we won't.
Oh yes, we will.
- No. I won't get dressed.
Everything works. Great.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
I clean my room
l cook
I microwave a sandwich
I watch TV
This is fuckin' awesome
I have the punk syndrome
This is fuckin' awesome
I have the punk syndrome
it's the brown mark!
Then the long gray one.
Thanks, that's enough. Stop!
Okay let's listen.
This is fuckin' awesome
I have the punk syndrome
Fuck you all!
That song couldn't be played
any better. - Was it good?
Yeah, we did a good job!
- Go, us!
Good job. - First we'll eat
and then we'll record the guitars.
Good job.
This will be so lovely.
Guys, we rock.
Yes, we knock.
- No, I said, "We rock." Listen.
What do we lock?
- No, we rock!
We're locked?
- You mean clock?
Pertti, rock. Not knock.
Okay. We rock.
- That's it, Pertti.
The snake attacked me once again.
This vest is very poisonous.
It has killed 400 people.
Kalle's gray green and white jacket
isn't poisonous,...
but it can strangle people to death.
Kalle's green sweater
is very poisonous.
That's why I don't like
to visit Kalle Pajamaa.
Were you at my birthday party?
- No, I wasn't.
When was it?
- I threw the party on the 9th.
Kari didn't come
to my birthday party
I have to understand...
that people may have
other plans and...
can't always come to my birthday
parties. - More important plans!
I was sure Sami hated me.
- I don't hate you.
It's just that
weekends are me-time for me.
I know.
I see Pertti enough at work.
- You sure do.
I get it.
Shut up, Sami Helle.
Fuck you, Sami Helle.
I hate Sami Helle.
Shut up, Sami Helle.
Shut up, Sami Helle.
Fuck you, Sami Helle.
I hate you, Sami Helle.
In twenty-five seconds...
we'll have the first official
returns of the early vote.
You'll see them
on the bottom of the big screen.
The National Coalition Party
The Finnish Social Democratic Party
True Finns 18.6 percent.
The Centre Party 17.3 percent.
According to
the early voting results,...
you're holding the fourth place.
Any comments?
This seems like a clear defeat.
But let's wait
for the final results,...
as the margins
are still quite small.
I'm sad that the support
we got during our campaign tour...
doesn't show in the votes.
Our supporters have been
happy with our campaign,...
but it seems we havent managed
to get enough new voters.
So you admit defeat?
Mari Kiviniemi, 17.3 percent.
What do you think of the results?
Where's Toni?
Let's continue.
- We can't yet.
Pertti, what's missing?
- Toni.
Don't speak into the mic.
Where the heck is Toni?
He's not here either.
Toni. Back to work!
Okay you go back to the rehearsal.
You should come right away
when we ask you.
We shouldn't have to come
and get you.
You understand?
- Of course.
This is on our schedule today
right? - You're right.
That's what we'll do then.
Okay.
- Stop that.
Once more and it's lunch break.
And then we have one more session.
Not a single sound until we start!
Punk music is garbage.
Complete garbage.
I'll throw all my punk records
in the trash.
I'll keep my schlager albums and
Beethoven violin Concertos...
and stuff like that.
But I'll throw all my punk and
other records in the trash today.
As soon as possible.
I hate Sami Helle.
I can't sleep. Fuck!
I tried to throw myself
under a metro train once.
I tried it once.
But then someone said,...
"Don't throw yourself
under the metro train!"
"You mustn't do that."
Somebody came to me...
and said...
and said I shouldn't hurt myself.
"Don't jump under the metro train."
I realized I shouldn't do it.
But I almost did.
Sami! Sami!
Stay strong!
You can do it! You can do it!
Don't drop them!
The time?
- 52 seconds!
Good job.
Sami, are your pants tight enough
so they don't fall? - Yeah yeah.
Next!
- Here! Sami Helle.
Stan behind the cone.
You'll go when I say
"Ready steady go..." - Go! Run!
This wasn't my day
- No, it was great!
That was damn good!
That was damn good!
That's the world's
most malicious laugh.
That was great, huh?
- Yeah.
You don't have to leave
empty handed.
The winners of
the Strongman Competition are...
Thank you.
Riku Miester!
And the winner is Olli Leppkangas
from our school!
What?
I-low do you feel about
going to see the group home?
I'm very happy
There's Liisa, Mikko,
Jarkko and Jaakko...
And Jokke.
- Yeah, Jokke too.
And most importantly
Liisa lives there. - That's right.
Kiss kiss.
Hi.
- Hello there.
I'm Toni.
- I-low are you?
I'm good. What's your name?
- Sat...
I'm Toni.
- I saw your gig. You remember?
Oh, that's right. You were there.
- I sure was.
When do you plan on moving out
on your own? - very soon.
You want to move out
of your mommy and daddy's house?
When you get tired of us
and want to move out on your own,...
you think
this could be the right place?
Son of.
We have eight residents here...
- You should go give Liisa a hug.
Is Jarkko at work?
- Yes, and Mika too.
Hi, Liisa. You have a lovely home.
- Thanks.
And you have a heat home theater.
That's right. Thank you, Toni.
- This is for you.
Thank you.
Come on in.
This is my home.
So this is your home.
- Yes.
I-low do you like it here, Liisa?
- I like it.
It's a lovely place.
- Yes.
I moved here on April 5th.
So you've been here
for a long time. - Yup.
I-low did you learn to sing?
- With my heart. And my chest.
And because of love.
Are you in love?
- Yes.
I guess Mika swept you
oft your feet a month ago.
I guess so. - Mika lives here, too,
in his own room.
And we play in the same band.
That's the way it should be.
Why did you kiss me
in the karaoke then?
It was a friendly kiss.
- That's right.
But who is Liisa in love with?
- With Mika.
That's right.
Here comes Mika, Liisa's boyfriend.
See how she lights up?
Mika, hi.
- Hi.
You want to show your room to Toni?
- I'm busy.
Okay See you.
A melody of footsteps
echoes on the street
The boy is already waiting
by the window
All alone
because the girl didn't show
All alone
because the girl didn't show
He knows
the sound of her footsteps so well
He hears it every day
And at night
his peace of mind has gone astray
Even when he's asleep,
he waits in vain
He wishes that the fall of those
French heels would stop and then
For one moment, however small
He could see the girl again
You should show me
on your computer... - No, I won't!
How babies are made.
- No, I won't.
In case Sirkka and I
want to have a baby
That's not my problem.
It's none of my business.
- It's Kari and Sirkka's problem.
You see, I don't want children.
I don't ever want to become a dad.
Kalle! Sami doesn't want
to show me...
because he doesn't want
to become a father.
To show you what?
- I-low babies are made.
Well, well. Didn't they
teach you that in school?
Watch this.
He wasn't interested in me at all.
"I have to go to the gym."
You're too good for him, Terhi.
Where's Building N?
Let's behave ourselves, okay?
- You'll be okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyone got a tissue?
Oh yes.
Hello.
- Hello.
Here's the kid.
- What a lovely baby.
We're very grateful that
you had a wonderful little child...
and we want to give you
heartfelt congratulations...
with this fine card.
It's for you and the little one.
- Thank you, Pertti.
Is the baby healthy?
What a lovely baby!
Can he see anything?
- He sure can.
You mean he can see us?
- If you stand close.
Why does he keep his eyes shut then?
He just woke up.
He might be feeling a bit shy
Look, this is Pertti.
- I'm here.
I'm crying tears of joy
- That's a good reason to cry.
We hope you have a happy family
and don't quarrel too much.
And that there is no hate.
You need warmth and love
when you have a small baby
He needs warmth, love and
loveliness. - He'll get those.
I look like my mother.
Have you seen the photo?
- Yes.
My mother died in 1992.
I called Koskela Hospital...
and asked
if my mother was still alive.
"Your mother?" they said.
"Your mother passed away."
I felt very sad.
I felt sad because
my mother passed away.
No one called to tell me...
that Pertti Kurikka's mother
had passed away
They had a funeral for my mother,...
but no one told me.
Audience, if you wanna dance,...
dance, for fuck's sake!
They discuss
all kinds of things in Parliament
But I can't make out what they say
They make promises in Parliament
And break them everyday
I hate Parliament
I hate this world
I hate Parliament
I hate this world
I hate this world
I hate this world
You want to hear more?
More, goddammit!
Thanks. Toni, Pertti, Kari and Sami,
come to the office.
Come here.
Come on in. - Let's go,
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
Let's see what's in here.
Guys, here's the first one.
- Here we go.
Our first record.
- Take a look. The black record.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
Red Lounge Records.
I knew it.
- Great.
Both covers look great.
Guess who did that?
- You.
Yes, I did the artwork.
This is pretty awesome.
This is your record. - Oh, yes.
I have a reason to be grateful.
This is wonderful.
Next Tuesday we'll start
working on our second single.
Let's celeb rate the record
with a cup of coffee!
Toni, are you happy?
- Yes.
We have Pertti and Kari from Pertti
Kurikka's Name Day in the studio.
I won't stay in this group home
This has been going on too long
I can't take it any more
I'll move into my friend's house
You just had your birthday
and got engaged.
Congratulationsl
Well, I'm actually having
my engagement party today
That sounds great.
You have a lot of gigs and
people are buying your records.
People know you better.
Do people come up to you and say hi?
Like, "Kari, what's up?" - Yes.
Sometimes strangers will
come up to me in Kallio and say,...
"You're the singer
of Pertti Kurikka's Name Day"
But I don't mind; I'm cool with it.
Sounds good. I'm glad
you could make it to our show.
Have a nice summer and good gigs.
- Thank you.
It's Kari.
At least you didn't chicken out.
- No.
At last.
We've been waiting five years.
Which hand?
Beautiful.
Congratulations!
- Congratulations, Sirkka and Kari!
Congratulationsl
Everyone wants to clink
their glasses.
Congratulations, Kari!
- Thank you.
I-low does it feel to be engaged?
It's been a busy day but...
one has to move ahead in life
and have a woman.
When you're 35, you have
to settle down with a woman.
I'm not a teenager any more.
Even though I have gigs and all,...
I like to spend as much time
with Sirkka as possible...
when I don't have gigs.
One must take care of
both business and women.
Aren't you going to kiss me
goodbye? - Of course I am.
See you.
- Sure.
I'll come visit you next week.
- It's a date.
Bye bye, Finland!
- Bye bye, activity center!
It was nice knowing you.
See you around!
See you in December!
- December?
When I met you, we had fun
But then you started
acting abnormally
One, two, three, four!
You're not normal No, no, no
You're not normal No, no, no
You're not normal
Can you feel it?
- Yes!
Look that way or that way
- Sure.
Fuck. Goddammit.
Kari, look here.
- Slut!
Kalle, stop it!
I'll never forgive you.
I didn't apologize.
I don't want to forgive anybody.
I'll tell you what I think.
I'll tell you how it goes.
That's the kind of guy I am.
I'm a tough guy
You don't want to piss me off.
I'd be happy to break a finger.
I don't want to hang out
with anyone.
I'm not friends with anyone.
That's the way it is.
I'm not friends with anyone.
My hatred is growing.
I hate Sami Helle.
I'll hit Sami Helle.
Where are you taking us?
- There's a... - Fuck.
There's the Beatles memorial,
if you're interested.
I'm sorry I got a bit angry
- it's okay
There's so much on my mind.
You must be tired.
You've been working so hard.
Yes, I'm tired.
Everything's alright, Pertti.
Hang in there.
Am I still tired?
- A bit, but that's alright.
I'm trying my best,
but I'm just so tired.
Tomorrow you can chill out all day.
Sound good? - Yes.
Kalle, is that table dancing?
Yes, girls dance
boogie-woogie on the table.
They dance boogie-Woogie?
- That's right.
Sami, what happened?
Get up.
Stop staring at tits
and watch where you're going.
This is a dangerous street.
- I see dicks. A dick!
A dick! Dicks!
There are whores! A whore!
Wowzers, what a chick! Damn.
Whoa! Look at those tits!
Look! There it is.
That's the Beatles playing a gig.
Play boogie-woogie!
We'll play boogie-woogie
like never before.
Here's Sami Helle.
Toni Vlitalo.
Pertti Kurikka and Kari.
Sankt Pauli and Reeperbahn
That is where I left my heart
Pertti isn't normal
Good evening, Germany!
I love you!
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day!
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're abnormal
When I met you, we had fun
But then you started
acting abnormally
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're abnormal
I took care of you You loved me
But you won't give me normal love
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're not normal
You're abnormal
Thank you! I love you, Germany!
Thank you, Germany!
It went really well!
And Toni, you played damn well.
You both did a great job.
Way to go.
This gig was fucking awesome!
This fucking gig was
a motherfuckin' awesome gig!
Yeah! Fuck you!
What's up, back seat?
Are you enjoying the tour?
Uh-huh... I-low does this work?
Can you hear me?
- Yes!
Dear passengers,
we'll arrive shortly in Helsinki.
The tour went very well,...
although I was a bit stressed out.
Will you forgive me?
- Yes, we will!
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
It's been a great trip.
Other than that, the trip went well.
You want to wear the Suspenders
that came with the suit?
I'd rather wear a belt.
- Okay
I think
the Suspenders would be cool.
I prefer the belt anyway
Guess what I also can't do?
I can't do this.
Yes, hide your fists and
don't pick your ass or dick or nose.
I wouldn't do that!
They're all looking at us.
Why are they looking at us?
- You tell me.
Turn right or go straight?
- ls this the door?
There are cops, too.
- That's right.
Have you noticed that your speech
defect has disappeared? - It has?
I don't have a speech defect
any more. - That's right.
I don't have a speech defect
any more. - That's right.
Playing in the band
has made it go away.
That's Tuula Vtinen, an MP
of the Social Democratic Party...
and Esko Kiviranta
of the Centre Party.
And now the president
is greeting Pertti Kurikka.
He's the guitarist-songwriter...
of the punk band
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
That's the band's manager
Kalle Pajamaa.
They are followed
by actor Esko Roine...
I bet my mom and dad are here.
They don't go to places like this.
Now we have to get wild!
I'll swing my guitar like this.
You can do like this...
Or you can...
You can do this onstage.
Okay Kari, here's the deal.
When you sing,
just let go and get really wild.
Oh, sorry
it's Mom and Dad!
Oh! Kysti!
Hi, Kysti
Damn, he's here again.
Okay let's party and have some fun!
Are you with me?
The next song is
"Pertti Kurikka's Name Day"
Kari, take it.
Pertti Kurikka's name day party
was yesterday
Friends, pals and buddies
all came to play
First they played party games
and sang songs till three
At the end
they played Hide the Key
Everybody had a great time
from what I hear
I Wish I could have also been there
Everybody had such a great time
from what I hear
I Wish I could have also been there
Come on, everybody!
Stan on the blue mark.
Pertti Kurikka's Name Day
thanks you all!
I wish everyone here
in Puntala a fun party day!
We salute you!
Thanks a lot! This was damn great.
Thank you all. Bye bye.
Pertti! Pertti! Pertti!