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Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001)
You're Late.
Excellent -- My Source Equation Files From The University. Now I Can Finish My Work. Yeah, Yeah, Just Give Me My Money. There's Your Payment. Not That You'll Have Anywhere To Spend It When I Destroy The Earth. Finders Keepers. Hawk. Get The Disk. There's Five Of Us Against One Girl. No, No, You Don't Understand. Where There's Hawk, There's... Silverstone! You Say That A Lot, Rat. Get My Disk. Shockwave Pod? Shockwave Pod. [ Alarm Sounding ] Everybody Out! It's Gonna Blow! Come On! Get Out! Get Out! Run! Move, Come On. Get Out The Door! Silverstone! Run, Hawk. I'll Take Care Of Krabb. You Can Make It. Just A Little Farther. Come On, We're To The Door. We're Almost Out! Open The Door, Kragg! Open The Door! There's Nothing You Can Do, Silverstone. He's Sealed His Own Fate. Get Out Of There! Come On! You Ok? Yeah. And Cut. Oh, Great Scene, You Two. Fx...That Explosion Was Beautiful. Nice One, Jett. See You Tomorrow. Everyone All Right? Am I Ok? Jett Jackson, Baby. Man, You Look Tired. I Didn't Say You Looked Bad. I Said You Looked Tired. Maybe A Little Grumpy. 'Morning, Boys. 'Morning, Mr. Dupree. You Know, J.B., I Mean, I'm Sorry. I Just-- My Life's Been So Hectic Lately. I Miss Out On A Few Of The Simple Pleasures...Like Sleep. I Worked This Morning, Came Here For My First Class. Now I Got To Go Back To The Set, Then Hurry Back Here For My Last Class, Before Going To The Studio Again. You Know...I Like My Simple, Boring Life. Hey, Guys. Oh...Oh! Look At The Time. I've, I've Got To Go. Something Tells Me I'm Being Set Up. No. I Just... Well, I Just Wanted... Oh, Why Is This So Difficult? Come On, Kay, It's Only Me. It's Not Like You're Going To Ask Me To The Prom Or Something. Ha... [ Bell Ringing ] Uh, I've Got To Get To Class. The Rat Was Captured, But Dr. Kragg's Men Managed To Escape. What About Kragg? All Information Leads Us To Believe He Never Made It Out After The Explosion. All We Found Was This. That Was In Kragg's Lab? Yes. I Believe, If We Find Out What It Is, We'll Find Out What Happened To Dr. Kragg. In The Meantime, There's Other Work To Be Done. Your Assignment. Hope You Got Plenty Of Mosquito Repellent. We're Headed To The Amazon. You Know What? Count Me Out. I Need A Break. Hello? This Is Mission Omega Matrix. There Are No Breaks. I'm Serious. I'm Not Just An Agent. There's More To Me... You Just Wouldn't Know It. I Have No Family, No Friends. This Is Not A Life. This Is A 24-7 Job. And...Cut! Check The Gate. I Was Great. You Were Good. That's An Hour For Lunch. Nice Scene, Jett. All Right. You, Uh... Lookin' For Something, Jett? Yeah, Yeah, I Put My Soda On This Console Right Before The Scene, And Now It's Not There. Mmm, Was It Red, Aluminum? Half-Filled With Soda And Sitting On Top Of My $6,845 Electrics Board? No, That Doesn't Sound Like Mine. Jett, Please... Dude, If That Soda Had Spilled, Who Knows What Could Have Happened. Pff, It Won't Happen Again. Look, I'd Love To Stay... Chat It Out With You, But I Got To Run To School. Catch You Later. [ Horn Honking ] Jett, Babe, Pull Over. I Got Some Exciting News. Plunkett, I Didn't Know You Were In Town. I Don't Have Time To Chat. I'm Going To Be Late For School. It Can't Wait. The Studio Called. They Want To Extend Silverstone Three More Years. They Need To Know You're On Board. Three Years? I Don't Know, Plunkett. I'll Need Time To Think About It. What's To Think About? This Is A Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity. Just Sign On The Dotted Line And It's Nothing But Smooth Sailing Ahead. [ Crashing ] Oh! Ahh...Oh, Dang. Hot, Hot. Very Hot! Booker, Call Me If You Need A Witness. Oh...Dang. Oh, Boy. Of Course You're Going To Do The Show -- What's To Think About? I Don't Know, Between Silverstone And School. Late Nights, Early Mornings, Lost Week Ends. I Don't Even Know Who I Am. Read Teen Weekly -- They Just Did A Pretty In-Depth Piece On You. Now Everybody Knows Who You Are. That's Not Me, Man. That's Me, The Star. Hey, Silverstone. See What I Mean? You Da Man. See? That's Who You Are. Like Tank Wilson Said, "You Da Man." Hey, Kay. Hey. Right, I'm Silverstone. I'm The Man, The Star. But, Do You Hear The Name Jett Mentioned Anywhere? No, That's 'Cause He's Gotten Lost. Well, I'm Sure You'll Find Him. Look, I Got To Get To The Rental Shop Before They Run Out Of Black Tuxes, And I Have To Wear One Of Those Powder-Blue, Puffy Shirt Thingies. If It's Any Consolation To You, You Do Make A Lot Of Sense. I Don't Know How You've Managed. It's So Much Work For One Person. Thanks, Kay. That Means A Lot. You Were Going To Tell Me Something This Morning When The-- Bell Rang. Yeah. Yeah...Sure Hope The Bell Rings Again. Sorry, No More Bells Today. Ha... All Right, Uh...Jett, Are You Going To The Prom? Ahhh! I Knew It. I Knew You Were Going To Ask Me To Go With You. No, I Was Asking If You Were Going To The Prom. You Know, Going? Oh...Uh, Yeah, Yeah, I'm Going. I Was Thinking I Might Head Over After I Finish Work At The Studio, You Know... How 'Bout You? Yeah, But, You Know, I'm Going By Myself. You? Yeah, Yeah, By Myself. Yeah. So...Since, Since You're Going By Yourself And I'm Going By Myself, Maybe We Could...Hang Out... Ha... ...When We're There -- By Ourselves. Of Course, Ha, Ha... Maybe Even Dance. Well, Yeah. After All, It, Uh...It Is A Dance. Yeah, Yeah, It Is A Dance -- Ha, Ha... Ha... Dude, You Must Be So Stoked. Going On Your First Date With Kayla. Look, We're Just Going To Go To A Gym And Hang Out...Maybe Dance. Jett, It's The Prom. It's A Date. It's Not. It's A Date. I Don't Th-- Date. Date. Date. All Right, Man, It's A Date. Yes! I Knew It Was Just A Matter Of Time. What Was A Matter Of Time? You And Kayla, Kayla And You. Dude, It's Been Obvious For Years. No-- Ach! Smoke Machine's Working. Sorry. No, No, We're Just Friends Who-- Have Liked Each Other For The Longest Time, Only... Neither One Of You Would Admit It, Until...Now. Dude, It's The Prom. It's Your First Date With Kayla. This, My Friend, Is A Special Night. Yeah, It Is. Oh, They Grow Up So Fast. You're Crazy, You're Crazy. It's Big. What, What's Big? Everything. The Studio Is Throwing Everything At Us. Money, Directing, Another Pilot, Two Movie Deals... You're Not Happy. I, I Don't Know. Then, Let Me Tell You. You Are Happy. But The Studio Needs An Answer By Tomorrow. They Said, If You Turn It Down, Then They're Going To Have To End The Series With Something Really Big. Wh-What Does Big Mean? Fill In The Blanks, Babe. But You Have The Power To Stop Them. And You Can Do It Right Here On The Set Of Silverstone. We'll Gather The Cast And Crew And Make The Announcement. And Get This -- During A Live Press Conference, Huh, Huh? Plunkett, I Need Some Time To Think On This. Sure, Sure... You Think About It. [ Phone Ringing ] Ok, Well, I Just Talked To Jett. He Wants To Think About It. Will You Catch That Thing? It's Going To Hit Me. Duck. You Should Have Knocked. I Did. You Didn't Answer. You Should've Taken The Hint. Look, I Don't Know What You're So Angry About -- You And I Have It Pretty Good Here. You've Got To Stop Wanting To Some Place, Or Somebody, Else. Fine -- Ignore Me, But The Fact Is, We've Got A Stage Three Emergency. We're On A Plane In 10 Minutes. What Part Of The Word "No" Don't You Understand? Silverstone-- Get Out. Get...Out. And...Cut! Nice! Ha, Ha. Looks Like That's A Wrap For Tonight. I'll See-- [ Whispering ] Sorry, Guys...Apparently, That Was No Good For Camera. We're Going To Have To Go Again. Hey, John, Man... It's My Prom. We're All Late For Something, Jett. You Wanted To Be An Actor, Right? Let's Reset. Ok, Resetting The Number One's, Everyone. [ ] [ ] I Love This Song. Mmm, Yeah, So Do I. Aw...Sweetie, I'm Sorry You Missed Your Prom. Can I Buy You A Soda? Naw. Was It Fun? Ha, Ha, It's Fun When I Dance, Not Chaperone. But Your Friends Looked Like They Enjoyed Themselves. J.B. Won The Dance Contest. And Kayla, Oh, Kayla Looked Great. She Always Looks Great. Man, I Really Blew It. Work Ran Late? Yeah. Hey, Plunkett Called And Told Me That The Studio Wants Silverstone For Three More Years. You Must Be Thrilled. Yeah. Ok, That's Not A Happy Yeah. Mom, I Don't Think I Want To Be Silverstone Any More. If This Has Something To Do With Missing Your Prom... There'll Be Others. No, There Won't. Not Like This. This Was Really Important To Me. It Was My Prom. It Was Kayla. And I Missed It Because Of The Show. What More Am I Going To Miss In The Next Three Years? I Mean, What Have I Missed Already? It's Hard. I Get How Lucky I Am. I Understand How Much Money I'm Making. Baby, If You're Not Happy Doing What You're Doing, Then Knowing How Lucky You Are And How Much Money You're Making Doesn't Mean A Thing. Thanks, Mom. [ Sighing ] I Guess I'll Sleep On It And Make My Announcement On Set Tomorrow. You Know, I'm Kind Of Glad No One's Here. Go To The Prom -- Leave With Your Mother. It's A Minor Deduction In Cool Points. 'Night. Good Night. Come On, Jett, Sign The Contracts Now, So I Can Show Them Off At The Press Conference. I Already Told You -- No. You're Going To Sign Them, Right? Listen, Plunkett, I Got A Scene To Do. We've Learned What This Is. Dr. Kragg's Space/Time Continuum Machine. Nice Job. Looks Almost Good As New. If That's All, I'll Be In My Quarters. Silverstone. I'm Not Quite Sure What Phase Of Adolescent Drama You're Going Through, But Whatever It Is, I Need You To Set It Aside. We're In A Stage Three Emergency So You Want Me To Save The World...Again? Forget It. Hawk Can Do It. We're Dealing With Dr. Kragg, Silverstone. No, We're Not. I Destroyed Him. There Is No Evidence Of That, Silverstone. I Need You To Take This Seriously. I Need You To Take This Mission Seriously. Kragg Is Dead And So Is His Machine. This Is A Stage Three Emergency, Silverstone. No. [ Circuitry Shorting ] Jett! Watch Out! Ohh...I Feel Like I Got Hit By A Truck. Close, My Friend. You Were Thrown Across The Room By A Power Surge From Dr. Kragg's Machine. Whoa... Just Relax, We'll Get You Some Medical Attention. No, No, I'm All Right. I Just... Here, Here. Come On. Phew... Hawk, I Need You In Here, Stat. Sory About That, Nigel. We Had That Scene Nailed. Nigel? What Happened? Something Went Wrong With Cub-Man's Machine. It Through Me Across The Room. We're Going To Have To Re-Do That Scene. It's Not That Big A Deal, Guys. I'm Sure Cubby Can Fix It. Artemus...What Is He Talking About? He's Coming To. Oh...What Happened? I'm Not Sure, But You Were Standing By That Machine, Then There Were Sparks And You Were Flying Across The Room. I'm All Right. I Believe I Know What Happened. Someone, Who Shall Remain Nameless, Left Their Soda Can On My Console... Again. And This Time It Spilled, Causing A Surge, If You Will. Who Are You? Oh, Ho, You Gave Us Quite A Scare There. Don't Touch Me! Respecting Your Space. Artemus, Who Are All These People, And What Are They Doing At Mission Omega Matrix Headquarters? Jett, Are You All Right? Jett? Hey, Jett Bro. It's Me, Cubby. Cub-Man, Cub-Meister, Chez Cub-A-Roni. Uh, Listen, Dude, You Whacked Your Upstairs Mainframe Pretty Hard -- You Should Park Your Hard Drive Until Someone Can Check You Out. Do You Work For Mission Omega Matrix? Um...Yeah. Yeah, Kind Of. I Design The Doo-Dads And The Doo-Hinkeys And The Whatcha-Ma-Call-It's That You Use To Save The World Every Week. I.D. Number? Four? Who Is He? Who Are These People? This Is Some Sort Of Test, Right, Artemus? This Is A Test? Yes. It's A Test. Are You All Right? I'm Fine. I'm All Right. I Don't Know About The Rest Of These People. I Was In Make-Up, I Heard-- Make-Up? You Don't Wear Make-Up. [ Laughing ] Don't Wear Make-Up. He's Just Joking With You. Maybe The Cub-Man Should Come Along. Just To Make Sure You-- Alone. Ohh! [ John Mclean ]: Somebody Did Call The Paramedics, Right? What Have You Done With Mission Omega Matrix Headquarters? Jett, Baby. It's About Time. Everyone Is Waiting For The Big Announcement. Especially Me. Are You Ready? Good. All Right, Everyone. Here He Is. Just As I Promised. I Give You, Jett Jackson. [ Clamouring ] Rumour Has It That The Network Is Offering You Another Three Years Of Silverstone, Not To Mention What Is Reported To Be An Obscene Amount Of Money. We Need More Than That, Jett. In A Business Where Cash Is King, Are You Going To Take Your Slice Of Royalty? There Are Millions Of Fans That Are Waiting For An Answer, Jett. Go On. Tell 'Em, Jett. Yes, Jett. Tell Us. Will There Be Three More Years Of Silverstone. No. Jett! Jett! Please, Just A Couple Comments...Jett. [ Clamouring ] Jett, Sorry -- I Know I Promised I'd Be Here, I Had Car Trouble. Jett! Want A Lift Out Of Here? Jett, Don't Run! Press Or No Press, Buckle Up. Jett! Jett! It Is Imperative That We Be Patient With Him. Wait A Minute, My Friend. I've Called For Our Medical To Come And Take A Look At You. What's With The Improvising, Nigel? That's Not Even Close To What's In The Script. Someone Call Cut. John, Hey, John. Call Cut, Man. Where's The Crew? Artemus, I Think He's Delusional. I'm Not Delusional, And He's Not Artemus, He's Nigel Essex. And You're Not Hawk, You're Riley Grant. Silverstone-- I'm Not Silverstone -- I Don't Know What Kind Of Game You Two Are Playing Here, But I'm Gone. There's No Hallway Here. This Is A Sound Stage. Where's The Lights? Where's The Cameras? Where Am I? Where Am I? What Are You Doing? There's Nothing To See Here. Go On About Your Business. Yeah, Yeah Been Thinking About You Baby Hey, What's Up? Just Yesterday You Told Me You Loved That Song. Yesterday? Yeah. After The Prom, Remember? Uh, Yeah. Sure. Look, Thanks For The Lift. Pull Over, I Think I'll Walk From Here. Jett Jackson, You Are Not Getting Out Of This Car. It's Been A Big Day And... You're Starting To Show It. Maybe You Just Need Something To Eat. No Thanks, I'm Not Hungry. And I Am Not Taking No For An Answer. Tonight, You Eat With Your Mom. ...I've Been Spinning Like A Merry-Go-Round Indications Of A Storm Touching Ground... Mom? ...But I Guess It Was A Heartbreak From The North Is He Going To Be Normal Again? I Mean, As Normal As Silverstone Gets? Knock It Off, J.B. You Knucklehead. Sleep Well, My Young Friend. Tomorrow, The World Needs You Once Again. Here We Are. Why Are We Stopping? Because You're Home. Home. Can We Go In? Unless Your Father's Changed The Locks You Can. But I've Go To Get Home And Do Some Work. I Suppose You Forgot We're Divorced? No. You're Tired. Go In And Get Some Sleep. [ Knocking ] Father? No, It's The Milkman. Where's Your Key? Dad? I'm On The Phone. We'll Talk Later. Right. Sorry, Mayor Beale. Jett Was At The Door. Of Course He's Got A Key. Look, Can We Just Get On With Business? You're Running For Sheriff? You Already Know That. I'm On The Phone. Sorry. Mm-Hmm. Yeah, Uh-Huh. Mayor Beale, We... [ Door Opening ] Ki-Yah! Ki-Yah, Yourself. Now Help Me With These Bags. So That's Him. And That's Me. Artemus, I'm Not Sure What's Happening. It's Kind Of Weird, But... For The First Time In My Life, I Have A Family. [ Banging ] Cool! Can You Show Me How To Do That? You Said You Were Coming By The Store After Work. I Got A Ride With My Mom. We Didn't Go That Way. What Way? It's Right Across The Street. Are You Sure This Is A Regulation Hoop? What? Write Your Name Down. Why? I Want To Show You Something. Jb. What? Nothing. But You Said You Were Gonna-- You're Weird, Jackson. Ok. Here It Is. Nice Shot... Jb. You Know, I May Be The Only One In Town Who's Glad You Turned Down The Show. I Didn't Want To Go Another Three Years Having My Best Friend Only Half Time. Thanks...And You Came All The Way Here Just To Tell Me That? No -- I Came Here To Tell You That Kayla Was Kind Of Upset With You. Kayla? Kayla. The Girl You Stood-Up At The Prom? You Might Want To Talk To Her Tomorrow. Just Thought You Might Like To Know. Later. I Think I Might Like Being Jett Jackson. Silverstone Set. Must Have Dozed Off. Ugh! The Doors Are Jammed. Hey, Somebody Open These Doors. All Right, Cubster. Way To Improve The Vortex Ball. [ ] It's Almost Like It's...Real. [ Gong Clashing ] Whoa! Duck! Hey, Rye. I Had The Strangest Dream That You And Nigel Thought You Were Really Hawk And Artemus And Were Trying To Convince Me That I Was Really Silverstone. And, Of Course, You're Not. Right. Duck! Can You Catch That Thing? Ahh...Oof! Nice. Put The Ball Down. Sorry. Yeah. I Think You Should Go Talk To Artemus. Artemus? [ Laughing ] Got Me. Yeah, I Got You. So Anyway...Artemus, I Mean....Nigel. He's In The Lair. Just Like Old Nigel. Always Wanting To Rehearse. Tell Him I'll Be There In A Minute. [ Whistling ] Excuse, Me Did-- Ok. Excuse Me, Did They Add A New Scene, Because I Don't Remember This Set In The Script. Carry On. This Is A Great Set. No. We Do Not Mobilize Until I Get A Full Assessment. Go Out There Yourself And Send Me Back A Full Report. What's Going On? Where's The Crew? Where Is Everybody, Nigel? Silverstone, Sit Down. All Right. Enough Is Enough. Joke Is Over. It's Not Funny Any More. This Is No Joke, Silverstone. Yesterday, You Were Involved In An Accident With The Space/Time Continuum Machine. You Seem To Have Lost Your Memory And Found Another. Nigel, What Is This-- Calling Me Nigel Shows That Loss. I Am Artemus. Second In Command Of Mission Omega Matrix. And You Are Our Top Agent. [ Laughing ] This Is Good. This Is Good. It Is Imperative That You Believe Me. If You Don't, Then I'm Afraid The World May Be Doomed. I Think I Should Sit Down Now. Dr. Kregg's Space/Time Continuum Machine. Although Partially Destroyed During Your Mission, I Had It Rebuilt. Yeah. I Remember That Scene. It Was Great. If You Are Not Silverstone, Who Do You Think You Are? Jett Jackson. You Are Not Jett Jackson. You Are Silverstone. You've Been With Me For Over 14 Years. Right, That's The Back Story. My Name Is Jett Jackson. I Live In Wilsted With My Great-Grandmother. My Father's The Sheriff. My Friends Are Jb And Kayla. And I Can't Believe I'm Defending Myself. Hawk Was Right. You're In No Condition To Take On This Assignment. Artemus, Your Monitor. I Think I May Have Found Something. After Kragg's Body Didn't Turn Up In Our Forensic Search Of The Explosion Site, I Got Suspicious. I Had Research Recover Our Satellite Footage From That Night. Take A Look At This. Zoom In. Freeze. Dr. Robert Deloria, Assistant To Dr. Kragg. Injured, But Very Much Still Alive. Fast Forward. Punch In. Freeze. The Same Dr. Robert Deloria. Pronounced Dead At The Scene. Dr. Kragg. He's Still Alive. Yes. Excellent Work, Hawk. Kragg Took On The Appearance Of Deloria And Made His Escape. Apparently He's Perfected Molecular Transference. But, So? I Mean, What Threat Can He Pose? Some Whacked Out Scientist Who Can Take The Shape Of Dead Guys. Not Much Money In That, Right? His Ability To Change Form Is Only The Start Of Our Molecular Nightmares. Silverstone, If You Are Up To It, I Want You And Hawk To Go To Chicago. Chicago? Oh, Uh, Yeah. I'll Go To "Chicago." Hey, "Artemus," I Know. Why Not Take The "Mission Omega Matrix Helicopter..." From The Helipad... On The Top? Precisely. It's Waiting For You On The Pad. [ Jett ]: Uh, Guys, Uh... I Was Actually Kidding About The Chopper Thing. This Is Impossible. Chicago's Gone. Impressive, Isn't It? I Thought You Were Back At Headquarters. Some Things You Have To See For Yourself. Where Is Chicago? Where Are The Buildings? Where Are All The People? Three Very Good Questions. No Doubt Kragg's Handiwork. Wait A Minute. Kragg Has The Ability To Rearrange Molecules. Maybe He Could Make Chicago Look Like Denver But... Chicago's Just Gone. You Two Must Go To New York. There's Word That's Where Kragg Will Strike Next. Good Luck. Silverstone, You Coming? Yeah. [ Sinister Laughter ] I'll See You In New York, Silverstone. Jett. Hey, Jett. That's Me. Hey. Hey. 'Morning...J.B. Good Morning...Jett. Where Are You Going? School. You May Want To Try The Other Direction. I Mena, You Can Get There The Way You're Going, But You'd Have To Walk Around The Entire Planet. This Way, It Only Takes 10 Minutes. Right. Well, Let's See. On A Scale Of 1 To 10, I Guess I'd Have To Give You About 11 In Popularity. So, Everybody Likes Me. Why Do You Even Have To Ask? Just Checking. And What About You? Well, If You're An 11, I Guess I'd Have To Be About A 13. So, You're The Most Popular Kid In School, And We're Best Friends. That's Cool. Mr. Dupree, Hey. Good Morning, Boys. Good Morning. Do I Know Him? What? Oh, Ho, I Get It. Because We Haven't Seen Mr. Dupree Out Of That Old Droopy Suit He's Been Wearing Since-- Are You Moving? Nice Deflection -- We'll Get Back To The Droopy Suit In A Minute -- Yes, I Am Moving. New House. And I Thought They Didn't Pay Teachers Well. Not What They're Worth. But I'm Not Moving Up. I'm Moving Away. What? You Can't Move Away. We Need You Here. I'm Afraid It's Out Of My Hands, J.B., What With The Show Closing And The Crew Moving On. The School Will Have To Make Cutbacks. I've Been Offered A New Position In Durham. Wow, I'm Sorry To Hear That. So Was I. But As Far As Today Is Concerned... I Will Put On My Same Old Droopy Suit, And I Will Be At School In Time For My First Class. I Expect To See Both Of You There Too. Man, That's A Real Drag About Mr. Dupree. But There's No Need For You To Feel Guilty. About What? Mr. Dupree And All The Other People Moving Out Of Wilsted Because You're Not Doing The Show Any More. Ok, I Won't. Jett, What Is It? The Rat. You Mean Maury, The Actor Who Plays The Rat. Deputy. Ahhh! Dang! Why Did You Have To Scare Me Like That For? Deputy, I May Require Your Assistance. What Are You Doing? Down, Down. There's A Dangerous Felon At That Cafe. Felon? Yes, He Must Have Escaped Prison, Where He Was Serving Time For Helping To Mastermind A Catastrophic Event That Would've Ended Life On This Planet. Dang! Oh, You're Just Kidding, Right? You're Not Kidding. Dang, Um, Ok, Yeah, I'm Going To Call The Sheriff. No Time. No, No Time. Cover Me. I'm Going In. Uh, Uh, Jett, Shouldn't That Maybe Be Me Doing That? Oh, Dang. It's Back To The Cage For You, Rat. Good Work, Deputy. He's All Yours. Well, Good Morning, Maury. 'Morning, Booker. [ Laughing ] This Is Amazing. What Is? This, This School, This Many Kids. Did You Know That There Were Kids Right Here In This Country Who Have Never Gone To A School Like This? Who Have Never Had-- Jett, What Are You Talking About? Nothing. Just Enjoying My Life. Well, Let's Enjoy It Over By Our Lockers. Class Is About To Start. Jett, Your Locker's Over There. Do You Need Me To Show You Which One? No, I Know Which One. "Traitor." Well, Like I Said, Not Everyone Is As Happy About You Quitting The Show As I Am. It Seems To Be Jammed. Maybe You Should Use Your Combination. Right. Hey, What's That? What's What? I Don't See Anything. What? What Are You Talking About? Good Morning, J.B. Good Morning, Kayla. Kayla. Good Morning, Kayla. Did You Say Something, J.B.? No, Actually That Was Jett. Jett, Jett, No, I Don't Know Any Jett. Why Is She Ignoring Me? Call It A Wild Guess, But It Could Be Because You Stood Her Up At The Prom. And That Made You Mad? I'll Take That As A Yes. Would It Help Saying I'm Sorry? Why Not Say It? We'll See. I'm Sorry. Nope, Doesn't Help. You Know What? It's Not Your Fault. It's My Fault. I'm The One Who Should Be Apologizing. Look, Couldn't Admit It For The Longest Time, But I Liked You. It's Just Stupid Of Me To Assume That You Felt The Same Way. No, Not At All. Hey, Superstar. Too Hot For A Tv Show, Huh? Let Me Go. Or You're Going To Do What, Exactly? Let Him Go, Tank. Quiet. He Hasn't Done Anything To You. You Know What? He Has. He's Done It To Me And He's Done It To The Whole Town. My Parents Worked On That Show, Man. Now They Don't, And It's Because Of You. My Friend, You Have No Idea Who You're Dealing With. I'm Going To Count To Three, And You're Going To Be In A World Of Pain -- One-- I'm Shaking. Two. Quiver, Quiver. [ Bell Ringing ] We'll Finish This Later, Huh, Big Man? Maybe School Isn't Going To Be As Much Fun As I Thought. [ Speaking Foreign Language ] Well, It Looks Like New York City's Still Here. Hey, Chicago Is Called The Windy City. Maybe It Just Blew Away. Let's Take A Look Around. Get It? It Blew Away. It's The Windy, Windy City. I Thought It Was Funny. Everything Seems Normal. Except That. Kragg. This Isn't Happening. Welcome To New York. Ok, It's Happening. I Thought I'd Give You A Little Present In Return For That Gift You Gave Me. And What Gift Was That? Not Only Did You Disrupt My Work, You Left Me With... This. Ooh... Pretty, Isn't It? You Know Miz Coretta, My Great-Grandmother? She Says That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, But Goodness Is To The Bone. I'm Sure You're A Great Guy Inside. I'm Not. Ok. You Know, Doc, You Could Make A Financial Killing If You Took That Cosmetic Cover-Up Thing You Just Did To The Open Market. I Know Some Actors Who Would-- You Know, This Cosmetic Cover-Up Thing Is Genetic Molecular Trans-Dermal Regeneration. It's Exactly Comments Like That That Make Living In This Dimension Unbearable, Which Is Why I'm Creating My Own Dimension, One City At A Time, Where I'm The Ruler, And Everyone, Everyone Answers To Me. Someone Here Wasn't Loved Enough As A Child. Yeah, Safe To Say. In Exactly Two Minutes, My New York City Will Become Your New Home Town, A Place Where You Just Can't Leave. Enjoy. You Think He's Bluffing? Not A Chance. Get Out, Get Out Of New York. Get Out, Get Out, Get Out! Get Out Of New York. This Way. You Two May Have Escaped My World For Now. But I Will See You There. Oh, No! Oh, No! I Got To Work On My Landings. No Sound. No Colour. No Good. Excuse Me, Uh, Hello, Sir. Is Anyone Home In There? Hello, Is Anyone There? Anyone Home? Excuse Me, Can You Hear Me? Hello? Hello? Hey, Fellowa, Small World. Didn't I See You In The Other One? So This Is The Part Where We Fight? So I Guess It's Going To Be Different Than On The Show. Oh, Boy! Where's My Stunt Double When I Need Him? Thank You. I Did It. I Went In, I Fought The Bad Guys And I Got Out. Just Like Silverstone. Because I Am Him. Yeah, You Are. Let's Go. Hey, Hawk, Thanks For Waiting For Me. You're Thanking Me For Something? You Know, This New You? I May Like It After All. My Word Child, What's All The Excitement About? J.B., Kayla And I Are Riding Our Bikes To The Creek, And Best Of All, We're Just Going To Hang Out. Imagine That. Yeah, I Do Have A Bike, Right? You Mean The One You've Had For Three Years? Right, Forgot About That? Don't You Think You'd Better Call The Studio And See If You Have To Work Today? Oh, Call The Studio, Yeah. Good News, I'm Not Working Today. You Going Somewhere, Kiddies? Oh, Gee, Hope We're Not Ruining Your Day Or Anything Like That. Actually, You Are. I Suggest, For Your Own Safety, That You And Your Little Friends Run Along Home. And What Is The Famous Jett Jackson Going To Do If We Don't, Huh? "The Famous Jett Jackson." Kind Of Has A Nice Ring To It, Doesn't It? J.B., Get My Jacket. It's A Little Warm For-- Get My Jacket. Come On, Tank, We're All Sorry About Your Parents. They Were Working Before Jett Brought The Show Here. I'm Sure They'll Find Other Jobs. Ooh, Now I'm Really Scared. The Mighty Silverstone Jacket. Kayla And J.B., Both Of You Get Out Of Here. No, We're Not Leaving. Tank, You're Being Really Dumb. Aww. Isn't That Sweet? The Guy Stands You Up At Prom, And You Still Stick Up For Him. [ Whimpering ] Come On, Boys. I Warned You. This Is A Shockwave Pod. It Emits An Energy Field Of 5,000 Pounds Of Thrust Per Square Inch. If You Take Another Step Forward, I'll Be Forced To Activate It. Ok, Dude, It's A Prop From Your Show, Man. Ok, You're Messed Up. You're Messed Up. Ok, This Is, This Is Getting Pathetic. I'll Put You Out Of Your Misery Real Quick -- Everybody Having A Good Time? Yes, Sir. Good. Nice Game Last Week, Tank. Hope You Stay Healthy All Year. Yes, Sir, I Will, Sir. Jett, Anything You Need To Say? Nothing. Good. Then Why Don't You All Go On About Your Business? Yes, Sir. Oh, Jett, The Show Called. Said They Were Expecting You Today. Seems You Have A Few More Scenes To Shoot? Must Have Slipped Your Mind. Throw Your Bike In The Back; I'll Give You A Lift. Tell Me What Was Going On Out There? It Was Nothing. Tank And You Have Been Friends For A Long Time. Never Had A Problem Before. Never Cost His Parents A Job Before. Son... No One I Know Could Have Pulled Off What You've Done In The Last Three Years. No One. If You Say You've Had Enough, I Know You've Had Enough. Thanks...Dad. Say, "Thank You, Rat." The Rat! He Must Have Escaped Again. Thanks, Maury. Rat! Oh, No! But He Looks So Much Like A Rat. Right, But He's Not. See, He's An Actor, Like Yourself. And Right Now He's An Actor Who Wants You To Stay Away From Him, Ok? Got It, Got It. Good, All Right, Let's Do Rehearsal. [ Imitating Gunshots ] Dude. What's This For? Did You Not Read The Revisions? Revisions? The New Script. What Script? Just Take Mine. Can You Say, "Burn Out"? And...Action. And While Checking Out New York, Kragg And His Flunkies Appeared Out Of Thin Air. Ahem. Oh, I'm Sorry, Where Are We? Page 41, Scene 41. All Right, Let's Keep The Flow. Back To Ones. Action. While Checking Out New York, Kragg And His Flunkies Appeared Out Of Thin Air. "And She Means Out Of Thin Air." Cut. [ Laughing ] Oh, My Ribs. Spling, Splung... Ahhh! Ha, Ha, Ha, Sorry. I Thought You Were Him. Who? Jett. The Director Needs You On Set To Block A Fight Scene. Jett's Working With Some Stuntmen Right Now. I Need To Call My Agent. And While Checking Out New York, Kragg And His Flunkies Appeared Out Of Thin Air. She Means Out Of Thin Air... With The Help Of This, Some Sort Of Molecular Key, Opens The Doorway Between Kragg's Dimension And This One. Excellent, However, One Thing Still Puzzles Me. After Chicago, How Did You Know New York Was Next On Kragg's List? You Told Us. I Did Not. Yes, You Did. You Were There With Us. Hawk? It Was You. Ingenious And Daring. A Dangerous Combination. That Must Have Been Kragg. Remember He Has The Power To Take On Anyone's Appearance. If That's True, Then You Could Still Be Him. I Could, But I'm Not. You Think He'd Admit It If It Were True? This Is Absurd. I Am Me. Hypnotto Made A Doll To Hypnotize Children -- What Was Its Name? Plush Mr. Puddin'. Hawk, Silverstone, We're Wasting Valuable Time. When Silverstone Was A Baby, You Sang Him The Same Song Every Day -- Sing It. That Was A Long Time Ago. Sing It. Very Well. The Itsy-Bitsy Spider Went Up The Water Spout Down Came The Rain And Washed The Spider Out Out Came The Sun And Dried Up All The Rain And The Itsy-Bitsy Spider Went Up The Spout Again Let Go. What Are You Doing? Artemus, Ask Her A Question. On Your Birthday, I Gave You A Plant. What Did You Name It? I Call It Many Things. I Didn't Give You A Plant. You Don't Water The Ones You Have. So... [ Kragg's Voice ]: You Found Out My Little Secret. Well, It Won't Do You Any Good. No, There Will Be Another Day, My Young Friend. He Came For This. It Must Be Of Some Threat To Him. We Need To Regroup. What? What Are You Looking At Me For? [ Door Opening ] Nice Moon. Yeah. Back Home... Sometimes, On Warm Summer Nights... I'll Just Sit On The Porch. There'll Be A Warm Breeze Blowing From The West. And I Look Up In The Sky... And There Will Be The Biggest Moon Looking Back At Me. You're Not Silverstone, Are You? I Don't Know. Nice Moon. Back Home... Sometimes On Warm Summer Nights... I Sit On My Rooftop And Dream About What It Would Be Like To Be Somewhere Else. To Just Be A Kid. To Have A Family. I Know You Know. How? Child, I Was The First Person My Great-Grandson Saw When He Came Into This World. He Looked Right In My Eyes... And I Looked Into His. I Will Never Not Know Jett Jackson. I'm Not Sure Why You're Here, But I Know There's A Reason. And As Long As You're Here, You're Family. Thanks For Your Help, Jb. You're A Good Friend. So Are You...And, Jett, No Matter How Dumb An Idea This Turns Out To Be, I Think It's Incredibly Cool. Jett, Jb. Hey, Booker. You Need Some Help? No, Jb, I Think I Can Handle It. Thanks. [ Jb ]: There She Is. You Want Me To Wait Till Booker Leaves? No. It's Now Or Never. Hey. Hey. Jb Called And Said You Wanted To See Me? Yeah. You Were Wrong Yesterday When You Said That You Were Foolish To Think That Just Because You Liked Me, That I Felt The Same Way About You. Jett, You Don't Have To-- Yes, I Do. I Do Like You. You Do? Yeah -- And I Can't Begin To Tell You How Sorry I Am For Not Making It To The Prom. Well, There'll Be Other Dances. I Don't Want To Wait. Jb. [ ] Can I Have This Dance? Here? Now? Here And Now. Yeah, Yeah Been Thinking 'Bout You, Baby Just Sitting Away Watching The Days Go By Baby, Been Thinking 'Bout You, Baby Just Sitting Away Watching The Days Go By Have You Ever Felt The Breeze Hit You Hard Like The Wind... [ Knocking ] It's Open. Hi. Hi, Mom. I Just Wanted To Come By And See My Baby On His Last Day Of Work. So, It's Only Been Three Years, But It Probably Feels Like You've Been Silverstone Forever. You Have No Idea. Any Regrets? No. No Regrets. I've Got My Family. I've Got My Friends. And I've Got A Whole Town That Hates Me. What More Could A Kid Ask For? I've Got A Surprise For You. [ Applause And Cheering ] We're Going To Miss You, Jett. [ Whistling ] You're The Best, Jett Jackson. Congratulations. I Don't Know What Got Into Me, Man. My Parents Straightened Me Out. I'm Sorry. You Still The Man, Jett. You Still The Man. Thanks. You Back To Normal Now? Rat! I Guess Not. His Name Is Maury. He's An Actor Too. There's Something I Forgot To Ask You Last Night. Something I Want You To Think About. Sure. If You're Here, Where's Jett? Jett! We Need To Talk. Excuse Us. Thanks. The Network Called With Some Changes. Since This Is The Last Show, They Want To Make It One Your Audience Will Always Remember. All I'm Going To Say Is... It's Big. The Writers Are Still Working On The Ending. "Interior. Artemus' Lair." "The Next Morning." "The Doors Open And Silverstone Enters." "He Looks Around And Sees No One." "He Makes His Way Into Artemus' Main Chamber." "A Single Red Rose Sits In A Vase On The Table." "Lying Next To It Is Kragg's Dimension Key." "Silverstone Freezes As He Sees A Note" "Laying Under The Dimension Key." "He Picks Up The Note And Reads." "Sivlerstone. I Have Hawk And Artemus." "You Have The Key." "You Know The Way." "Kragg." [ Silverstone ]: "Silverstone Slams A Fist Into His Palm." "Silverstone Picks Up The Dimension Key." You Want Me, Kragg? "You Got Me." No. This Is A Trap. Oh, Man. Silverstone's Going To Go. But I Wouldn't Go. But Jett... Jett Would. I Have To Go Back. Something Wrong? Jett's In Trouble. And You're Going To Help Him? I Want To. I Just Don't Want To Leave. I Have Everything Here. Friends, Family. You Also Have All Of That In Your World. Friends And Family Are Where You Make Them. You Just Have To Open Your Eyes And Look Around At What Is Already There. I'm Going To Miss You. I'm Going To Miss You Too, Child. Now, Go And Find Jett. Bring Him Back To Us. Be Safe. Silverstone. Jett. Looking Good. You, Too. Do You Have Any Idea What's Going On In Your World? Kragg's Alive. He's Stealing Cities, Putting Them In His Own Dimension. Hawk And Artemus Are Held Hostage, And You Are About To Walk Into A Trap. I Read The Script. All Except The Ending. I'm Going To Write That Myself. I'm Going Alone. No. No Way. I'm Not Going Back Now. Not After I've Come This Far. You've Been Incredible. I Was Lost, But I'm Not Lost Any More. What I Was Looking For, I Had Right Here All The Time. And As For You... You Belong In Wilsted. Those People... Those People Love You, Jett. They Love You. Go Home. But, Kragg. I'll Handle Kragg. You Need To Get Back And Destroy The Time-Continuum Machine. Kragg Gets This World, It's Only A Matter Of Time Before He Comes For Yours. Hey. You Know How To Use That Thing? Right. You Read The Script. Jett. Say Hello To Nana For Me. I'm Home. Goodbye, Silverstone. Dude! What Are You Doing? I Was Just Tring To-- Just Trying To Trash My Space/Time Continuum Machine. Cubby, I'll Explain Later. You're Just Going To Have To Trust Me. Dude. Jett-Man. Normally, I Would Be Right Behind You Venting Your Rage On An Inanimate Object. But This Baby Still Has To Play In Two More Shots. Although I Can't Really Blame You After Reading How The Network Plans To Say Adios To Silverstone. What Are They Going To Do To Him? Kill Him Off. What? Kragg's Going To Do The Dirty Deed Himself. It Starts On Page 51. Here, Hold This. I'll Read It To You. "Realizing Kragg Needs An Enormous Source " "Of Energy To Power His Operations," "Silverstone Knew It Could Only Be One Place:" "The Solaropolis Power Plant." [ Sighing ] New York. Chicago. London And Hong Kong. Just To Mention A Few. You're Insane. Perhaps. But There's Such A Fine Line Between Genius... And Insanity. And Someone Here Seems To Have Crossed That Line. Oh. That Hurt. And, I Imagine, So Did That. Now, If You'll Excuse Me... I Have Cities To Steal. Could It Be? Is It? Yes. Yes! It's Paris. Don't You Ever Use A Door? No, I Like To Drop In Whenever I'm In The Neighbourhood. Stay Back. We're In Some Sort Of Electric Force Field. Creative. Check Mate. Game Over. I Win. All I Have To Do Is Push This Little Button And Your Molecules Will Be Scattered In So Many Places It'll Take 15 Years Just To Put Together A Toenail. Say Bye-Bye, Silverstone. There's Two Of Them. Do You Have Any Idea How I'm Supposed To Turn This Thing Off? Oh, I Don't Know. Why Not Try The Button That Says "Off"? You Find Kragg. You Didn't Destroy The Machine? You Wouldn't Be Asking Me That If I Did, Now Would You? Touche. Now Lets Find Us A Kragg. But We're Going To Talk About You Not Listening To Me Later. You'd Only Be Talking To Yourself. Last Time I Saw Kragg He Went This Way. Come On. Any Luck? Nothing Here. Nothing Here. Oh, My. One Of Them's Kragg. Which One? It Seems We Have A Problem. [ Miz Coretta ]: He Looked Right In My Eyes, And I Looked Into His. I Will Never Not Know Jett Jackson. Problem Solved. Really, Guys. How Did You Know Who Was Kragg And Who Wasn't? You All Looked The Same To Me. He Wasn't Nearly As Good Looking As Us. And His Posture... It Was Awful. And His Head Wasn't As Swollen. We Just Knew He Wasn't Us. Congratulations Are In Order. Every City Is Back To Its Normal Size And Back To Its Proper Location. The World Is Safe Once Again. Good Work, Everyone. I Think It's Time. Thank You, Artemus. Thank You, Hawk. Good Luck. Artemus. I Missed You. Yes, I... I Missed You, Too. Hawk. There's Work To Be Done. But I Thought You Said The World Was Safe. For The Time Being. You Know, After You Go Through, I Have To Destroy It. And What's Up With Hugging Hawk? She's Nice -- We Sat On The Roof Together, That's All. My Roof. You Sat On My Roof. I Didn't Sit On Any Roof With Kayla. Kayla? You Hung Out With Kayla? We Didn't Really Hang Out. But I Did Give Her That Dance You Owed Her. You Danced With Kayla? But The Prom Was-- It Wasn't At School. It Was At Jb's Store. I'm Ruined. No, Man. We Had A Really Great Time. It's A Good Thing, Especially After I Got The Show Cancelled. Cancelled? Oh, Man. I Don't Think I Want To Go Back. Any Chance Artemus Needs Another Full-Time Agent. But Seriously... What You Have Here... What You Do Here... It's Pretty Cool. Yeah. Hey, You Got It Pretty Good, Too. I Know. It's Like I Was Blaming Everyone Else For Not Seeing Who I Really Was, When It Was Me Who Was Afraid To Look. Being Here Has Really Opened My Eyes. I'm Jett. And I'm Silverstone. I Don't Need To Choose Between The Two. No, You Don't. So, I'll Be Seeing You, Jett. And Me, You. Every Time We Look In The Mirror. Hi, Jett. [ Applause And Cheering ] Jett? Artemus? Just On The Set. Out Here, I'm Nigel. [ Laughing ] Good To See You, Nigel. Good To See You. Yes. I Can See That. Hey, Rat. He's Still Whacked. Let Me Through. Excuse Me, Pardon Me. Good To See You, Man. Nana. Welcome Home, Jett. Nana, You Won't Believe What Happened To Me. I... I Know, Child. I Know. Hi. Hi. Jett. I've Been Looking All Over For You. Everybody's Waiting To Hear Your Statement. The Press Is All Over Me To Explain Your Decision... All Right, Plunkett. Break It Up, Break It Up. I Don't Want Anyone Changing My Son's Mind. What's Done Is Done. No. No It's Not. Excuse Me. Excuse Me, Everyone. Excuse Me. Listen Up, Everyone. I Want To Thank You All For Coming Out. I Have Something To Say. Being Silverstone Makes My Life Crazy... It Makes It Confusing... It Makes It Tiring. And I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way. So, For As Long As You Want Me, You Got Silverstone. [ Applause And Cheering ] |
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