Gali Gali Chor Hai (2012)

They have evil intentions.
They have evil intentions.
Well said.
They dwell in my house...
...and plunder my house.
The things of forests...
...should be in forest.
But now they are in Delhi...
...who should have
been in land of bandits.
There are thieves in every lane.
There are corruption all around.
Thieves rule here.
It's time of thieves.
Thieves are linked to each other.
Thieves are linked to each other.
There are thieves in every lane.
There are thieves in every lane.
My name will not be called
as Hanuman, if won't finish him.
Oh wicked Raavan,
send back my mother Sita to me:
Otherwise,
I'll destroy your kingdom Lanka
Oh get ashamed,
two men who are standing behind you
as the soldier of monkey brigade
have done the role of Ram two times
and you're still playing as
Hanuman for the last so many years
Dad, the person who
is playing the role of Ram
for the last 3 years is
the brother of Tripathi, M.L.A.
And I'm playing as
Hanuman because of my acting
Dad is right.
You're a cashier in the bank
and every year you play as Hanuman
in the drama of Ram's deeds?
Oh! What happened to both of you?
It's my hobby.
And I bat that One
day I'll play as Ram
and that too only
because of my acting.
I meant that if you do
such labor in your Bank s exam...
as you do in this
drama of Ram's deeds...
you'll become a senior manager.
Praise the God Shani
Hail!
Just bringing.
Listen, you're quite
a healthy person...
don't you feel ashamed
to beg oil from door to door
Extreme problem.
The lines of your
forehead are telling...
that you'll have to
face God Shani's anger
Listen, these all use useless
- Wear black clothes on Saturday
and feed sweets to black cow, and
go on every Saturday Shani temple...
and illuminate lamp
with mustard oil:
Otherwise you'll
be in a big problem.
What are you doing this?
Priest; don't mind as what he says
He speaks without thinking anything.
Praise God Shani. May God save you?
Just remember as
whatever I told you:
Otherwise, I've seen so many
people begging before God Shani
- Yes, you may go
- Praise God Shani.
Do know the rate of oil?
Come and take your breakfast
We're not getting oil
even for our daily use
and you're giving
it to this priest
It doesn't make any difference
if we give one bowl in a week
The whole world is fight
for oil and the war for that...
has started from our house
Today, it is auto's
strike in the city.
Leave in the school
while you go for office...
and also pick up me in the evening
One new problem every day.
I don't know when will we
get rid of the election fever.
On 28th
- What is going to happen on 28th?
Election is on 28th.
Hello sir
You people have come
for Salma Naushad, Isn't?
Yes, we'll cast our vote to her
No. We've to defeat that Salma Naushad
and third contestant Mohan lal.
We're supporter of Tripathi
Dear, you told your actual
feelings. I just misunderstood you
Oh! Younger M.L. A, you?
Yes, you want that
my brother to be defeated
I just said casually.
Please come in.
We'll come some other time...
Now, we've come to your
to take your outside room.
You know we don't have our any single
election office in your area
You now that
- Is sister-in-law not agreeing?
No. Actually that is not the problem
- Good morning everybody
Good morning
Brother, just ask her name
Are you concerned with her name?
Nothing. Listen. There are only
3 votes of your family in the list.
These boys felt
that her name is left.
Now tell her name
No. She's our paying guest
She is nice
Actually, dad in not well.
If office will be here,
it will noise whole day.
No, I won't be able to give room
Okay don't give.
But keep all of
them as paying guest...
Oh he getting afraid in
keeping them as paying guest...
Mr. Bharat you'll have
to face consequences Let's go
Oh it is criminal activity openly.
They came for room and
going after threatening us
How cheap they are
And you were also to
come out side this time only
What do you talk daughter in law?
Shall a person stop to
roam in his even his house?
Yes
Come. I'm getting late
What the change in the time?
As wife has to reach in time,
Husband is going before time
Why did you argue
with them or Amita?
Didn't you notice that
how were they seeing her?
She was behaving in such a
manner that they we ere seeing him.
If she'll wear short sized dress,
every body will.
But why did you
bother for those boys.
Oh Nisha we'll have to
take care of her. It's our duty.
She is like our family member
Oh!
Now she has become as family
member instead of a paying guest
You even don't care to
fight even when we go on scooter
When queen Laxmi Bai can
fight by sitting on horses,
How will I feel problem
to fight on scooter
Yes. But is it necessary to quarrel
It is wife's legal right to quarrel
with husband for his mistakes
Now get down
Why?
Your school has come
Okay.
Tell to your regional manger that
if Amita is his brother's daughter,
keep her in his house
Nisha, you already know
that his wife doesn't like Amita
And you want that
your wife should like her
Nisha, if I ask her to go
Then, he'll get you
transferred to Bastar. Isn't?
In some village of Bastar
I can live with you
in any village of Bastar...
but I can't live with Amita
Mr. Shiv Narayan janta, public has
started battle against corruption,
but will it make some impact?
I don't think,
it will have some impact
Dear, on today's situation,
I just remember on line
Please tell
Every where it is problem
Very nice
Every where it is problem
Oh God tell why is all this?
Very good
Yes, what is happening here?
Sir, they are playing gambling
Yes, I'm also seeing that
they're playing card in my area
Sir, behave with
us with due respect.
We're retired government servant
and we're not playing gambling
Sir, talk with due respect.
He is our senior inspector
Yes, but why is he
misbehaving with us?
We' were playing cards
game for time pass
Now, we're arresting you.
Nobody will try to run
Because we can't run.
We can walk.
Come with us to the police station.
Whatever you want say,
say there only
No, sir.
- Now you will understand.
Stop!
- Who is?
It's jeep.
Where are you taking these people?
They are playing gambling openly
No my son, they're mistaken us.
We're respected people of the society.
We were only playing cards.
- Yes, ha-ha-ha.
Sir, why are you giving
trouble to these gentle me?
He's honest?
I'll talk to your S.P.
Sir, why you talk to our
boss for this little matter?
Our secrets will be out.
It's the question of our job.
Then go from here
Yes, going.
Don't know how they come.
Hello sir.
Sir, my name is Monhan lal
Yes, we know you very well.
You're contesting election
against Tripathi from
an independent seat. Isn't?
Yes, I'm contesting election,
but I'm not a leader.
I've business of
perfume in Singapore.
I earned lot of money there.
But I felt here that
the leaders of our country
played an important role
in drowning this country.
This is the main reason
that very few educated
and gentle people come in politics
You're right.
For a long time I've
not clapped for any leader.
Only abused them.
Now do something good that people may
again start clapping for leaders
Sir, if your blessing are with us,
I'll try to do that
Son, we're with you.
If you require anything, tell us
Bharat!
Bharat!
Bhrat, don't you have
break in your scooter?
I called there and
you're stopping here
After seeing you,
my legs were slipped to break it
Move fast.
I've forgotten to bring my I. Card
and without I.
Card I'll not get entry here
Shall see a rikshaw for you
Today, rikshaw's strike
otherwise would I not stop
rikshaw instead you. Now come
You're not getting me.
Nisha is waiting for me
Still it's half an hour
left in closing Nisha's school.
You can take even two
round of Nisha's school
Please let's go.
Okay
Go carefully, bye.
Bye teacher Bye teacher
Bye teacher Bye teacher
Bye - Bye Bye
Tripathi will win and
Mohan Lal will be defeated
Sir, what all this going on here?
What happened?
Why are you crying and
who are you to ask all this?
This is my house
Brother greetings to you.
Sister in law greetings to you.
When I refused you in the morning,
then how did you dare to do all this?
Your father has given us this room.
Just ask him
Bharat son, these boys belong
to Mohan lal and to Tripathi
I've given
But dad, why?
Now, we people don't
believe on leaders.
Therefore, not a single gentle
man is willing to come in politics
You take the card and go
- Yes
But someone had to start.
Mohan lal has started this.
Unless people like
Mohan Lal come in politics,
people will never
get their due rights
But dad, either he
is Triptahi or Mohan Lal,
all are of the same category.
Please hurry up.
Nisha will be waiting for me.
I'm not getting my card.
Please help me
Son, please go,
someone needs your help
and I'm going to help Mohan lal
Oh! Have you forgotten
to make wear paint to bhabhi ji
Let's go.
Nisha will be waiting for me
Thanks, Bharat.
If you wouldn't be,
Again I would be absent today.
- Thank you.
- Oh!
Nisha, listen to me.
I was hindered on the way.
Now sit on the scooter.
People are watching us...
It doesn't look nice. Come sit now
Why?
Were they not seeing you
when you were carrying your
paying guest on your scooter?
I was coming to pick up
you and she met me on the way
That's why you picked her and
left me. - No, just listen to me
I already told you, don't follow me
You've said this
sentence first time.
Any way, if want to quarrel,
then quarrel at home...
Does it look nice on the road? Sit.
Oh it is an impression
of lipstick on your chick
That will be of Amita
What?
Nisha
Bharat, I say stop the
scooter: Otherwise I'll jump
Yes, I've stopped it
I know what will say
You'll say Nisha it is nothing
like that which you're thinking
Yes
It means, Amita met you
on the say and kissed your chicks
Nisha, it does mean,
she belongs to Mumbai
and girls belongs to Mumbai
pay thanks like this only
Now, you also tell that since when
and for how many times
she paid you thanks
In all this matter,
What is the mistake of mine?
It's mine mistake
that I married you.
It's all my mistake not your.
What is happening here all this?
When I asked not to
give room in morning,
why did you give room
to the supporters of Tripathi
You come in side,
I'll tell you in detail
This is called luck.
Brother has got two and
we don't have even a single
These men belong to Mohan Lal
and to Tripathi. - Then!
Listen, now- a -days good
people are not coming in politics.
Someone had to start.
Mohan Lal has started it
Either he Tripathi, Mohan Lal or
Salma, all are of the same category
The same thing,
I was telling to dad,
but dad is very much
impressed with Mohan lal
And you're i pressed with Amita
Nisha, what do you talk?
It's nothing like this
Okay, if it is nothing like that,
then I phoned you so many times,
why didn't you pick my phone?
When did you phone me?
Just see, there will
be at least 10 miss calls
My mobile was lost
Where has it gone?
Wait, Jut now, I phone...
Only last month you purchased
it for rupees seven thousand only
It is in the room of Amita
Take it
Dad, I don't feel thirty
Oh! I'm not giving you.
Go and give it to daughter-in-law:
Otherwise if quarrelling start,
how will play the role
of Hanuman in play deeds of Ram
Dad, don't you feel
Nisha has changed?
How much happily she
used to live after marriage,
No-a-days, she gets
angry on a very minor maters
It's all your mistake
Mine?
- Yes.
- How?
- Tell me one thing.
Is your marriage have
been four years. - Yes.
Have you ever taken out
her for outing during last 5 years
Dad, what do you talk?
It's too much costly now-a-days
that money is not saved at all
Oh! You're not supposed to take
her to foreign country for outing.
Take her to the market and
have some refreshment with her.
She'll become happy.
Find out where we are.
I am where you are.
Find out where we are.
I am where you are.
We have just come in fresh air.
We have just realized
we are young.
We both are here.
Where else do we want to go now?
Find out where we are.
I am where you are.
My beloved,
my world is in your eyes.
My dear,
today I understood your virtues.
You have shown me
the world of dreams.
Thanks a lot.
Let's leave a mark behind.
Find out where we are.
I am where you are.
We have just come in fresh air.
We have just realized
we are young.
We both are here.
Where else do we want to go now?
Oh! Just take out your car.
Is it your father's car?
Take out your car
You're not moving at all.
Everybody is getting annoyed
Hey, move.
Praise the God Ram
Hail
We welcome to all who have
come her to see the Ram's deeds
Jyoti, I swear Ram.
I tell you that who used to play the
role of Sita was just an ordinary,
but you're fantastic very beautiful
What a charm!
You're doing the role of Ram,
Be in sense.
Don't show your own character
Heart-stopper!
Heart-stopper!
You've come under his shelter.
But I say with full guarantee
that nobody will give
him shelter in whole Bhopal.
Today you're standing with other;
but I say with full guarantee
that some other will become Hanuman
and burn Lanka in place of you
Heart-stopper!
Heart-stopper!
He's doing Ram's
role but he's bullying.
His brother is M.L.A. That's
why he is saying so big words
Mr. Manku
Hail
Mr. Manku
Hail
Our today's chief guest is Manku
Tripathi M.L.A. He has already come.
Give a big clap to him
- Mr. Manku
- Hail
- Vote For
- Mr. Manku
Who'll win
- Mr. Manku will win
- Brothers...
and sister, Mr. Manku has
become M.L. A to time because of you
and Mr. Manku has got approved
two graveyards during last 10 years
and he has also got approved
ne jails. Clapping please
Hail
We again request you to all of you
to get elected Mr.
Manku with a heavy margin of votes
- Mr. Manku
- Hail
Now, I request to our chief
guest to welcome our artistes
Very good.
Mr. Munna, Long live. Praise Ram
Hail Ram
She's Jyoti.
Very good. - Jyoti Gupta is doing
of role of Sita first time
I mean the role of my wife
Yes.
- He nature is very nice
Then ask her to come at my house
He is Laxman, he lives in Lakheda
He has taken responsibility
of all the votes there.
Do it nicely.
Bharat.
Oh.
He is son of Tondon wine shop owner
His proposal is of 100 bottles
on the last day of canvassing
Has the case for duplicated
wine on dad finished?
If you'll try,
it'll be finished soon
Yes, it'll be done.
Remind me after election
- He'll not honored
- Sattu, why?
He is same person who refused
us to give room in the morning
Sattu, No problem.
There is time for every work.
If I don't welcome him,
all the votes pertaining
to him will not be casted to me.
Room's matter,
we'll see afterwards.
Praise Hanuman
Praise Hanuman
Who is there in such late night?
Who is there ringing
the bell in such late night?
Bharat, just go and see.
- Yes.
I'm constable Parshuram Kushwah
May I come in.
I came from your
area for investigation.
I can come tomorrow morning too.
But inspector told me to come now.
Sister in law. - What?
Sister in law, a glass of water.
I am parched f ringing bell.
Go!
We've arrested a thief
named Chuunu Farishta.
When he didn't tell him name
even after getting 20 sticks...
...d in charge wrote
that name in the FIR.
He's a lowly thief.
He says I steal from
rich to give to poor.
He's doing what the
government can't do.
Anyway...
We've one confiscated
some looted items from him.
Table fan.
As per him, one old fan of those items
pertains to you. You've to testify that
Our?
Sir, no fan has been
stolen from our house.
Sir, perhaps you're mistaken
We or the thief?
Look, law isn't mistaken.
I promise...
...after 20 sticks everyone's
misunderstanding is cleared.
You're an educated man,
It's your duty to help us.
Just think once again,
some 10 years old Usha's fan.
Thank you sister-in-law
Sir, 100% we don't
have any ceiling fan.
We have all ceiling
fans in our house
Yes sir, we've only ceiling fans
Telling lie before court
of law is also a crime.
I'm asking very gently.
. If I'll ask you
in the police station,
you'll accept it without
any further question.
All the fans of
the house were stolen.
Sir, I've already
told you tow times
that no table fans have
been stolen from house.
You're unnecessarily after us.
Chunnu thief was also saying this
but after 10 minutes
he accepted 10 other thefts
along with the theft of fan
Now I remember,
Bharat you go in the stork.
Gauri's maternal uncle brought
one fan from Jabalpur from military
Yes uncle, Now-a-days, memory
of boys and girls is very poor.
Yes mister, go and see
Yes, please go my son
Sir, you please take
your seat. - Fine.
Sir, for the last 10
or 12 years we've not use.
He is a child,
might have forgotten.
It's only a fan, you know even a man
forgets himself after 10-12 years
What's it worth?
Sir, 605 criminals are arrested
because of their parents.
See, my son is not a criminal.
Moreover, it is also not prove
that fan has been theft
from my house or not
But, it has been
proved that there a fan
It doesn't make any difference
We get clues for further enquire
Clue
Clue,
Mister you got it or not?
I'm not finding
it in the store room
What're you talking?
Did you check properly?
I already told you
laws never tell a lie...
We're not mistaken.
Forget it.
Come tomorrow at 10 in the morning.
We have to go to the court.
It's half an hour job.
Fan will be handed
over to you. Okay?
Inspector,
that fan is not for any use for us
If it's of no use, can i take it?
Mister Bharat, I'm son of a farmer.
I've enough agriculture land.
I've become a constable
after paying bribe of 6o
to serve India?
For whom I did all this?
And you're just comparing
me with just an old fan
He has committed mistake.
Please keep silent
Take the step wisely.
It's a matter of law.
Come tomorrow at 10 in the morning
at Gulabganj police station.
Hello, have you come first
time in the police station?
- Yes sir
- Will you visit?
Visit?
No
Let's; go. I tell to the SHO that...
Sir, customer has come
Yes, send him behind
the bar on type of chare
and beat him like any thing
- Yes.
Sir, common men are
not required to be beaten.
Punish him financially.
He'll die automatically
Then, from today onwards,
expenditure starts
Tell me.
- Oh mister are you okay?
- Yes, I'm alright
He is our former M.L.A.
At present he is behind the bar.
And he'll contest the
election from here only.
After winning the election,
he'll come out.
Okay, your case
with judge B.K. Bihari.
You stay,
I just come after meeting him
Yes, you out side.
Why you hide yourself?
You didn't get ashamed in the hotel when
you are putting your clothes there?
Get them down.
Come here in the line
Yes, come in line
Where are you hiding yourself?
Come here
I'm not with them.
Yes, you're not with him.
Come here, you're with him
Sir, I'm not such ty0e of man.
I'm cashier in the bank
Mister, out o these,
there were two mangers,
two doctors and one
police sub inspector.
We've already released them.
Don't worry, come in side
Sir, you're mistaken
I'll beat you so bitterly
that you won't be able to
stand properly before the judge.
Go inside. Come on.
Now raise your
hands and come inside
Hey are you man or fool?
Mister Bahrat, where are going?
Mister Bahrat, why you got
involved? Come out from there.
What?
Is this your own property.
And you think he's
your father's property.
So that you'll take him away.
We've caught him to times
from Hotel blue Ribbon with Pinky.
Isn't Pinky?
Yes sir, he enjoyed two
times and he didn't pay at all
I was just standing there,
she is telling a lie
And I brought him to
Gulab Ganj police station
Yes, will come with
me to eat some sweets?
What are you seeing here?
Go from here.
I can send you behind the bar
just now in charge of getting the
culprits run away room the police
Okay, don't over pose yourself now
You're trying to misbehave
with police one duty. Hone to S.P.
Arrest him.
Call to the S P.
And try to escape.
He's a police but
he does such business.
My dear,
you've take seriously my jokes.
It doesn't happen like this.
Whatever want from him,
you take and release him
Is it? Then, he'll have
to deposit rupees 500 for chalan.
Being a police man,
you don't the rule?
Don't you know that S.P.
Has fixed rupees 2000.
Take him.
Let's go
Leave the matter.
Mister Bharat, what do you say?
Sir, I was just standing there.
Okay, give rupees 2000 immediately
Why should I give rupees 2000
Didn't I pay that bastard
police man in front of you?
But, I was not caught with her
It'll take at least 5
years in proving this statement
and tomorrow, there will
be live news that bank cashier
has been arrested
in call girl racket case.
Relatives will laugh on you and
even sister in law will leave you...
Now give rupees 2000
Thank you.
And come come for tea...
You must've eaten breakfast.
I didn't take rest even
for single minute since morning
Come.
Pyare lal,
bring tea and some eatables
Okay, sir.
Sir, you were told that
the thief who stolen fan
from our house will also come
Yes, he must be here.
See, he is standing there.
Where?
The one with handcuff
and turned towards us.
Yes.
Yes, he is Chunnu Farishta
Chunnu farishta
Yes, Chunnu
Who is?
Coe here.
Hey Khuswaji, How are you?
Come here.
Yes, just coming.
Okay I'll meet you
in the prison in the night
Okay!
- Yes.
Ho, he might have stolen
fan from our house?
Mr. Bharat,
he is very wicked person.
He can get behind
the bars like smoke.
Do you know him?
Listen, did you steal table
fan from his house. Isn't?
Is it? Does he live in Nupur Ganj?
Gulab Ganj
Just check whether
my witness has come or not?
Okay, Mr.
Bharat, You please be here
Don't bother, I'm here.
Don't forget.
- Would you like to have tea?
- No.
Please take seat
- You ask for tea for yourself.
- Ok.
Dear Chunnu,
why do you do stealing?
Why do you do job?
For livelihood
Same to same.
Any way what do you do?
- I'm cashier in the bank
- What do you talk?
One of my colleagues in the prison
is also a bank cashier in the bank.
He embezzled of rupees 30million.
It's an expenditure of 5 million...
He'll be released.
No he'll enjoy for
whole lie in 25 million
I think you'll be feeling jealously
Why?
For the whole day,
you deal with money,
but in end of the day you
don't have any in your pockets.
You feel very bad. Isn't?
But we get monthly salary
Shall I give one idea?
Get passed a bogus cheque
for rupees 40 million.
Mine will be 15 and
yours will be 25 million
What do you think.
Oh Brothers!
Oh witness has not come
Then, we'll meet tomorrow.
You take this
Come. - You said
it'll be done in a day.
We have to come tomorrow too?
You don't worry,
I'm directly going to witness.
I'll see as why doesn't come.
Now give me rupees 100
100 rupees
Just listen, if you out
of station for some bank's work.
Bank gives you T.A.D. A Isn't?
TADA!
Bank gives you T.A.D. A Isn't?
Yes, we get
We don't get.
Therefore, we're taking from you
Moreover our money is spent
Thank you.
- Mr. Bharat, shall I say something?
- Yes, tell
These court matters
are not for gentle people.
Anyhow you finish this
matter by hook or crook;
otherwise for one fan, you'll have
to take round of court for 10 years
Mr. Dubey,
you're an advocate, please help me
Yes, but I never
fought for wrong people
and I couldn't in
the case of right people.
Therefore, I left this
profession for the last 7 years
and now I'm dealing
with property business
Mr. Dubey, you're talking here
and your sister has been
insulted there. Now come on
You got defamed very soon.
Nisha, I'm going to court.
I'll drop you in the school
If you'll drop me in the school...
who'll drop that
girl in the call centre
Oh! Witness has not come even today
- What are you talking?
Keep quite.
Our fan is hardly for rupees 100.
You're wasting your time.
No the date will be after 15 days.
I'll have to be behind
the bar for 15 days.
By the way, who is your advocate?
Advocate? What for he is required?
As cashier is required in the bank
Advocate is required in the court.
It's okay.
Umesh Pandey,
a government advocate is my.
If you say,
I'll get your work done with him.
He'll not refuse me...
We'll fix something.
Get a nice mobile.
He is an honest man;
Doesn't take any bribe
But, mister constable,
mobile is also some sort of bribe
Bharat, it's gift
of love and affection.
Now, please go and
arrange some witness
and finish the matter
by hook or crook.
You found him. He's very naughty.
Oh! My hands are getting
pain with these handcuff
My dear, he was after
me to make him as witness
He is a very wicked fellow.
Ask him to make him agree
Ask brother to fix it.
Mr. Bharat,
now you have to convince him.
Here Take betel leaf.
...with soft betel nut and catechu...
...and everything.
Now only I am left.
Oh dear bacchu, you got antry
Now, you're asking so many things
of our shop in only 4 rupees.
Further, Give me change; otherwise
I'll not return the balance amount
Tell what do you want to eat?
Nothing,
I'm waiting here for 2 days
You are not coming to testify.
For which case?
That one which
pertains to table fan
My dear,
shall I do my business here
or shall I waste my
time in the court for you.
Mister Bachu,
If you come to the court tomorrow,
I'll get rid of this case.
Moreover, I'm on leave without pay
Yes, why not? I'll reach
tomorrow to the court at 10 a.m.
And you come to my shop
at 7 to take care of my shop.
My dear, I've 3 children:
F he shop remains
closed even for one, day,
I won't be able to feed them
No, NO. I'll meet tout
the loss of your shop.
How much business do you in a day
Rupees 800
And the profit out of that
I'm telling you profit only
But the betel leaf
vendor in front of my bank.
...said 450 rupees.
So make him do it.
Here
I swear of my business...
I'm cooperating you only
after seeing your gentleness:
If the shop is closed for a day...
...then I will miss my 20 customers.
And I will lose 10 new ones.
Take 1000 rupees.
I swear I'm cooperating you only
after seeing your gentleness:
Otherwise I wouldn't come.
Take betel leaf.
...of 1000 Rupees.
Nobody must've eaten
such expensive betel leaf.
I'll meet you tomorrow
in front of B.K.
B. K Bihari
Your case to be
heard is in his court.
Yes sir
I've given words to
ram that I'll search Sita
When I think about Sita,
I become very much emotional.
Unable to pass even a single minute
Oh my God,
I'll search her every where...
Now I'll return only
after knowing her whereabouts
If I found the sinner
who abducted a woman...
My name will not be called
as Hanuman, if won't finish him.
Mr. Bharat,
You work will be don e today.
Full team including thief,
police etc all are here
Oh I'm getting
call again and again.
Customers have gathered
in front of my shop.
Please do soon what
every you want to do.,
I've to go to my shop
Mr. Chunnu, please tell one thing
how did you steal
that fan from my house
You're un necessary
pressurizing me.
Even Judge will not
ask this question from me
Hello Mr. Kushwa and all.
Is Everything okay. - Hello sir
His name is Razak Husein.
He is specialist in rape case.
Rape specialist.
He is specialist in rape case.
He can close the case with a snap.
Mr. Bharat, you know that. One S.H.
O of my previous police station
got involved in rape case
of lady police sub-Inspector.
He wept before Razak and Razak
got him freed with due respect
And who was raped?
She came on duty next day.
And one more thing
if the court has released
the culprit with due respect,
it does mean lady
has not been raped
What does it mean?
Do you think if some murder
takes place and the murderer is released
by the court with due respect.
Does it mean person
was not murdered?
Dear, there is difference
between murder and rape
What is the difference?
Nothing.
In rape, the lady who is raped
joins her duty after some time
And the person who is murdered?
That person can't join the duty
You'll have to come tomorrow.
Today, Judge has taken leave
Why? I mean why has he taken leave?
Why? Is he not a human being?
If a cashier of
the bank is on leave,
other employee performs
his duty Isn't?
Yes, but can he deal
the case of fan etc?
Mr. Bharat, show your birth
details to some astronomer
and get you treated.
We're also in
trouble because of you
Please leave all
this rubbish talking.
Has Bachu required
coming tomorrow again?
You've not yet given your witness
But, I had to keep my shop closed.
If I've to come tomorrow,
then give me advance
Yes, we'll give
Come straight
Strange.
We'll give.
Give me.
Take this rupees 200.
What for?
Mr. Bharat,
you're a cashier in the bank,
if you would be manager, perhaps
you wouldn't give this discount.
Okay No I go
I'm coming after making
the payment of canteen
Mr. Bharat, you're getting
trouble because of me.
But what can I do?
The laws of our
country are like this
only These all police,
judge are thief like me
Yes, he has come
Police, advocate, all are thief.
And Favor seeker also thief.
Now you tell me.
Cigarette cost has 200 rs.
Give me on cigrate packet.
- Yes, sir.
How much?
- 40 Rs.
Darling I'm feeling
very much thirsty
Keep silent
You bring boys in
my house in the right
No, nothing like that.
Actually, he is Rahul
and he is my boy friend.
Today, he was not having
any place in the night to stay.
Therefore, I brought him here
Please don't tell
Nisha about all this:
Otherwise she'll
get me out the house
Please.
Please, Bharat.
Okay, but it shouldn't
be repeated in future
Not at all
Thank you.
Okay, but be careful that
Nisha should never know about this
Not at all
Where are you going
early in the morning?
Mummy's house
When will you come back?
I don't know
Okay. Be in touch on phone.
I'm noticing
that Nisha is going to her house first
time after quarrelling after marriage
Really, I'm feeling very happy.
Now their love ill increase
and they will have chance
to understand each other
Sister in law, have left the house?
Brother has won the lottery
My wife may leave me,
But she shouldn't leave the house
Mr. Bharat, Congratulations, We got
the handing over letter of the fan
- Take it
- And what about fan?
Fan, After showing this letter, you'll
get it from the police station...
Now give gift to every body
Gift?
Yes.
Okay.
Mr. Bharat, in future, if you
require any witness in any case;
you can remember me.
I'll give you special discount
Think about my offer also.
Now, I'm going
Bye!
- Bye.
Guarantee card of your mobile
and receipt are useless for me
Thank you
Mr. Bharat, Now got to the house and
give this good news to sister in law
and also drop me at police station
Yes.
Mr. Bharat, come sometime
to my shop with your wife
Now we're close friends
My wife doesn't eat paan
oh where is my scooter?
Here, it scooter.
Are you not seeing?
Oh, it is yours; where is mine?
How should I know about
your scooter? Am your driver?
How will go scooter automatic.
Mr. Bharat have some betel-leaf.
You'll be remind it.
- Sop talking nonsense.
Mr. Bharat, did you bring scooter?
What do you talk?
You came on my scooter only
But it doesn't prove
that scooter is yours
If Mr Kushwah wishes,
everything is possible
Bachu, don't try to
involve me in this mater
Mr Kushwah, this area is
pertains to Kadar. Just ask him
Mr Kushwah, please do something.
Lot of money is spent
and if scooter is lost then...
It means favour to blind person.
Kadar, have stolen any
scooter from the court?
Yes? Tell the number
I'm not asking yours
number yes tell the number
M.P. 04 N.M. P 04
N7213...
N for nonsense.
Don't loose its parts.
We're just reaching. Come lets' go
Have you repaired
that S. P sir's car door.
Munna what are you doing there.
Keept it in corner.
I can't pull on it
If it would of gold,
you would have taken it alone.
And say it's heavy
Mr. Kushwah, I got it 7293.
It's mine
Is it?
- Mr... Kushwah,
I've never seen
police coming so soon.
Just you phoned and
immediately you cam.
Mr. You are too fool.
You've to know
where to park vehicles.
Mr. You should also know that
maximum vehicles are
stolen from court only court
Leave the matter,
only tell what to be done
Rupees 3000
What for?
Price of the scooter
Don't you know, this is my scooter
You got the scooter,
because I phone;
otherwise in such time,
the whole truck would is disassembled
and sent out of the city
Moreover,
I'm suffering a loss of Rs.1500.00.
If I would sell it after
disassembling, I would get 4500.00
Amazing.
First, you've stolen
my scooter and bargaining.
Why don't you arrest him
Police is with you,
you may complain
Mr. Bharat, please give him:
If I arrest him then
I has to make receipt of it.
Otherwise again you'll come
in problem like in getting fan
Please give.
I've only Rs 2100... 00
No problem,
I'll settle in Rs 2100.00.
Please take it and
finish the matter.
Keep it.
- Give me that too.
Now start the scooter
4X4=16
Nisha, see this
delivery letter of fan.
Now everything will be all right
You come home.
Has that heroine
gone out of the house?
Nisha, she will go
Till that girl resides
in the home I'll not home
Teacher,
does heroine live in our house?
Who is she?
We also want to meet her
I already told,
if the Akshya gets married
with Chinwaar's girl,
he'll ne in problem
Sir
It's my personal experience because
my wife belongs to chinwaari
She is so hard...
If once she tell to
anyone nobody can reply her.
Sir, what is this?
I'm standing here for a long time
and you're busy in talking on phone
Mr. Bharat, what happened?
Why are you so angry?
I want my fan.
This it's handing over letter
I'm seeing that;
but you'll not get fan today
Why?
S.H. O has gone out for
some enquiry. Come tomorrow
You give me the number of S. P
I'll make a complaint against you.
Even after getting the order
from court, I'm not getting fan
Yes, now I'll behave
just like a common man.
Have you brought some bag?
Bag? What for?
Mr. Bharat,
how will you carry the fan?
Sharma, bring the fan
Just wait, uncle.
What are you doing the?
Sharma, bring the fan
Mr. Bharat, take your fan.
Now go to your house and enjoy.
Thank you.
Dad, I got the fan
Yes, my son Bharat, come here;
what is the matter?
Anyway, one tension is over
Anyway, one tension is over
What happened?
Fan of four wings
Yes, dad
But our fan was of two wings
Dad, what are you talking?
After seeing this fan,
I just remember
that our fan was of two wings
and that I gave that
fan to the son of my friend
who came here to study
and was living in the hostel
That fan I had gave it to him.
Son, It's not our fan.
Dad, police arrested the thief.
Witness recognized he thief
Judge gave judgment
that this fan pertains to us
and no you're saying
that this fan is not ours.
Now what to do?
Son, I think Saturn
star is not favoring us.
. Nothing is going
on good for a long time.
Anyway, how much you've
spent in settling all this mater.
Rupees 31000.00
Rupees 31000.00?
Son, we can purchase the fans in
such amount for the whole colony.
Now before 31000.00 turns to 71000,
put this fan somewhere.
I'm getting disturbed
and going to other room to
take rest under ceiling fan's air
Take it away.
Dispose it of anyhow.
Chunnu Farisha. '
We found a fan with him. '
No fan was stolen from our house. '
He says this fan... '
We had a fan with two blades.
Law is mistaken. '
Your fan is worth Rs.100.'
Rs.21000.'
There is a thief in every lane.
Corruption. Corruption. There
is commotion of corruption.
Hello...
Yeah I am Bauji speaking.
Namaste bauji!
May you live long.
Todays I am tensed with the fan.
But you have got that fan Bauji.
Yeah, I got it.
But that fan is not mine.
- What do you mean?
- I am thinking the same thing that
why did police give
it to us as it is not mine.
I think that there
is problem of shani'.
You come back at once at home.
I am very much worried.
Okay bauji
Here
Amita, why was needed it?
You people are having
your food outside
as Nisha has gone at mother's home.
It was my off so that
I thought to cook food.
This is very nice...
And dad.
Babuji has gone out with
Mohanlal and he has had his food.
Okay...
Array light
Just wait I get lighten candle.
Thanks try this dear
my mom applies this.
This is very good smell.
How sweet of you.
Take some more.
Rawat SHO Police station Gulabganj
did you get your fan?
Yeah I got it.
I can arrest you
as you misbehaved with the
duty staff at our police station.
But Sir
Do you think police mad
that we have appointed our whole
staff for recovery of your fan.
Do you know that how
much is that expensive
for the kidney operation
of that Munshiji.
Government would pay Rs.
Twenty Thousands and
how can he arrange rest of the
money which is Rs. Seven thousands?
The police help everyone.
But nobody helps the police.
You are an educated man.
That's why I am explaining to you.
You also do something for us.
Sir this is my contribution
for the kidney of Munshiji
Although I don't think this is good
but there is problem
of Munshiji's kidney.
Yeah.
Good night!
Bharat O Bharat
Yes Babuji
Bharat!
There is no water supply at latrine.
Did you forget to run pump?
Where is tullu pump?
It was here yesterday.
Where is it?
I had purchased it in Rs.
Four thousand two months back.
How thieves came in this town?
Babuji! Don't shout please!
Come out! I shall teach lesson
to them who has stolen tullu pump.
I will smash his face.
Oh why are you sitting in style
of getting clicked photograph.
Go and get lodged complaint
at police station.
It doesn't needed Babuji.
Forget that.
Oh are you mad?
Do you think there
is no importance of Rs.
Four Thousands.
Tullu pump has been stolen.
Babuji you...
Oh...
Relax!
Try to understand Bauji.
I have become tired
of going police station
and I have wasted thirty
one thousand rupees for fan.
God know
whose fan is this?
If I shall go to get lodged
the report for tullu pump
I shall be wandering
at court till my whole life.
I request it to you
please forget that there
was some tullu pump at our home.
But this is our moral
duty to fight for the justice.
From how many peoples
should I fight?
Should I fight against Gulabchand,
Chunnu or his MLA
brother Mankoo Tripathi?
Constable Khushwah.
Against whom, father?
Bharat Babu
I am coming.
Babuji! This is my swear to you
that no tullu pump has
been stolen from our home.
Okay.
You didn't take your bath yet?
No I was just going.
Bharat Babu!
We are spending
so much days together.
Even whole police
station recognizes you.
Your tea.
Your Samosa'. Your scooter.
But you didn't think
me your own person
as your tullu pump has been
stolen but you didn't inform me.
No Sir! No tullu pump
has been stolen from my home.
At night some thief was
carrying tullu pump openly.
Munshi saw that and
caught to that thief.
In interrogation at police station
he accepted his offence
that he has stolen
that tullu pump from your home.
Mr. Kushwah!
And no tullu pump has
been stolen from my home.
Bharat Babu!
I is the biggest offence to
become decent person at such time.
But you are responsible for it.
In future please get
in touch with us if you need.
He has become cunning,
smart and alert.
If you remember that your pump
has been stolen do think of me.
Bye.
Hail Lord Saturn.
He has already missed lot of
things. Now nothing is possibility.
Hail Lord Saturn.
Bajrangbali!
Why are you looking disturbed?
Tullu pump has
been stolen at night.
Why Hanumanji is
looking so much unhappy?
I don't understand.
Don't become scared.
We shall arrange
table fan at first.
Take this table fan and
through it in some big pond.
The matter will be finished.
Dubeji! It became wonderful thing.
Nobody came yet.
The entire team of Ram is missing.
Where are all those people?
Jyoti! Just call to Ram on phone.
I don't keep the phone
numbers of such people.
Just a minute... I call him
There is program of election at
the residence of Mankoo Tripathi.
Some big star has come from Mumbai.
Everybody has gone there.
- Look.
A big star has come from Mumbai.
Now nobody is interested
in Ramlila in this country.
Ye shano shali...
Channo.
An item bomb.
Channo.
My heart is beating fast.
Channo's eyes are mesmerizing.
Channo has a thin waist.
We can't catch
hold of this beauty.
It's pure clarified butter.
Channo.
Yawn has become expensive.
Yawn has become expensive.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Yawn has become expensive.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Street boys glance covertly.
They relish the sight
of Channo's smoldering body.
They relish the sight
of Channo's smoldering body.
Thule.
Thule thrashed.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Yawn has become expensive.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Channo is hot.
Make flatbread.
Channo is sweet, thick milk
Eat with a spoon.
Channo's saunter and
halt are electrifying.
The confectioner was
stuck at gram flour sweets.
From the buttermilk.
Cream has vanished
from the buttermilk.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Yawn has become expensive.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Channo's talks are explosive.
Is Channo less than a heroine?
Channo's talks are explosive.
Is Channo less than a heroine?
Channo is crazy
about Salman's muscles.
She wishes for Aamir's kiss.
She is rich.
But she is crazy for money.
Read Channo.
She is an open story.
Spread.
Spread.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
The tailor has
forgotten stitching.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
Yawn has become expensive.
Since the time Channo
has come to the window.
What is the use of fan here?
Unlucky.
Since the time it has come to our
house everybody's plight is bad.
Bharat!
What is the fan still doing here?
Go and throw it away.
- Okay, father.
Just stop.
Scooter, stop. Stop.
Get down.
Put the stand.
Pandey, help him. - Yes, sir.
Where are you going?
Sir it was a little hot at home
so I was going at pond
for getting fresh air.
It is summer season.
What is in this bag?
- This is fan Sir.
Oh he is going to
take fresh air with fan.
Pandey. - Yes.
Open the bag and see. Open
the bag and see what is inside.
A fan or a bomb.
Open it and see quickly.
The man is looking suspicious.
Tell me where are
you going with this fan?
Sir I wanted to get it
repaired as it was not working.
Has your father opened
the shop at mid night?
It's a fan.
Come and show it to me also so that
I may get repaired my fans also.
- Come and sit on the scooter.
- Forgive me Sir.
The merchant of fan
in the darkness of night.
See whose fan is this?
This is my fan.
Did you not steal it.
No Sir
Show me its receipt.
I don't have receipt.
Then give Rs. Five hundred.
Why are you seeing so?
See there officer is sitting there.
He will ask to show
the receipt of scooter.
Now go back quiety.
He is giving it.
Keep the bag back.
Why are you counting?
Hang it.
And listen.
Reverse and go back.
Leave. Leave.
Yes.
Are you worred for Bharat?
The people who are sitting at
Delhi are not worried for Bharat.
Why will I worry?
I am worried about my son.
I don't know whether he
could arranged the fan or not.
You brought it back.
You had gone to throw
it from the bridge.
Babuji! There is blockade
of police peoples at bridge.
Why did you go there.
You should have gone from
the bridge of Ginauri?
I was not aware of it that
there is blockade at that bridge.
He asked for the bill of fan.
I came back anyhow.
Really it is ill-omened.
It...
Babuji...
It pressed my thumb.
- Are you injured?
Are you injured?
- I am not shouting happily.
Pick up.
Why did I kick the fan? - Hold on.
Just take care.
Bharat just a minute.
Here.
What is this?
- Open it...
Rahul my boyfriend who
had come with me at that day.
He has proposed before marriage.
- Yes.
Congratulation
- Thank you
Why was it needed to write?
It's so romantic... you
did not give card to Nisha.
It is not acceptable in Bhopal.
The people would think
man of bad manners.
And she is already my wife.
What's the use of giving a card?
No wonder now I came to know
that why is she so unhappy with you
because you couldn't
declared your love.
Just give her a romantic
card and cude Ted bear
and see that she would be happy.
Why did you come here?
It has been passed
five years of our marriage
and you didn't give me a flower?
It can't be your idea.
Who gave you this idea?
Last night Anita...
I have seen you somewhere.
No I didn't see you ever.
Just remember.
You should remember as
you have seen. Why should I?
Okay tell me one
thing what do you do?
I am working in a bank. My
stop is there. Now I make a move.
Why are you becoming angry
as I asked a simple thing.
Give me cheque Sir!
Anything is not likely
to come inside from this window.
It is not necessary
for you to come outside.
You have forgotten them in the bus.
This is yours, isn't it?
Meghnath has shot the arrow.
Laxman is hit and
became unconscious.
What kind of a situation has come?
My brother is dearer
to me than my life.
Hey, soldiers. One guy
went to bring the first aid.
Is there any news from him?
I am coming from Lanka.
Look at this.
Uncle, everything is ready.
Rama!
There is a herbal medicine
at dronachal mountain.
What is its name?
- Sanjivni!
Yeah you are right.
You try to obtain it. Brother would
recover his health. Jai Ram ji ki
Okay!
Hanuman!
Yes my God!
Move back.
Sugriv!
- Yes my Lord!
There is lot of
strength in these hands.
I know that you are having
so much power in your hands.
Go at dronachal mountain
and bring Sanjeevni.
He is totally mad.
Instead of Hanumanji he is
sending Sugriv to take Sanjeevni.
I am obedient to you
but I am a simple monkey.
I can't do such type of work.
- I said you to go.
Just wait!
Why do you say to perform
such a difficult work to a simple
monkey as it can be
completed by Hanumanji only?
Its correct.
Lord Ram, by your grace
I have got more power.
I will drink the entire water
from oceans and obey your order.
If you are really thinking to save
the life of Laxman just order me.
The prize of Rs.
One hundred from Bansi Gheewala.
Look at Hanuman. And also Sugriv.
Hanuman's performance
has earned hundred rupees.
Solve the matter. Help them.
Get the girl married.
This fellow has created
a charming response of viewers.
He has to fly
now.
Hail Hanuman!
Everyone hail him!
Pull it. Pull it. Yes.
Pull it. Slowly.
Slowly. Wonderful. Pull it.
- What is happening? - Nothing,
Hanuman is flying with mountain
and I am doing it up and down.
Brother... Brother Sattu.
What is this fun.
Don't cut this string.
He would be injured and
our Ramlila would be stopped.
- I want same thing.
- Oh no
Hey. Hey.
What are you doing, Sattu?
It became opposite.
I am Rama and you are Seeta.
Who can win us?
- Bharat!
Now I shall cut this string.
Are you fine, Bajrangbali?
Say for rum, vodka, whisky or beer
Can I have tea?
You can get empty cup only
and it would be charged
extra for sitting here empty.
Come with a tea and bill.
I just bring it.
Sir, this is the bill.
And here is the tea.
Take this.
Sir! Sir!
Sir! Sir, here is your bag.
You are habitual of forgetting.
You left tea in the
cup and money on the table
and now you left this bag also.
- I left in intensionally.
This is not time for
doing anybody's favor.
Mohanlalji! You are disappointed in
election. Would you go Singapore?
No I shall stay here
and I will try to know
that how that leader
won in the election
as people were
dissatisfied with him.
Oh it doesn't make sound.
Are you experienced for the
blast of bomb. Press it correctly.
If it would not blast on
time Guddu bhai would teach lesson.
I am doing it as I can do.
You take it and press it.
Talking big things...
How did police reached here?
The media peoples has also arrived.
At least now it should
become breaking news. Press it.
Police reached before bomb blast.
Its okay. Get finished police also.
What is happening, sir?
I have returned this bag
to that customer on my own.
Don't know when he
came back and kept it here.
Sir, I then became confused.
I straightway went
to boss and said...
Call up the bomb squad and
bring the people
who are sitting idle.
How did this RDX became fan?
How did it happen?
- Hey, I am asking you.
I don't know.
I am asking it to you.
We should ask it to fan
that it was bomb till yesterday
now how did it become bomb?
Yes, this is right.
Hey, what rubbish are you talking?
We shall carry this fan
at home as it is much hot.
What is the use of fan as the
light connection is disconnected.
Leave all that. You know
what brother Guttu will do.
Let us search the bomb.
Where did it go?
Hail! - Brother Manku!
Hey, you have killed me.
Who is there?
My life is passing to
in the gutters to get cleaned
and you people are throwing
whole garbage in these gutters.
People blame on Government
that they don't care.
Hey... Where is your bag?
Keep this wastage with you.
Hey, Lallan.
This scooter guy's
bag is getting slipped.
Just stop the scooter.
Your bag is hanging just stop...
What happened?
- O mister!
Oh you don't care your
bag as it is hanging...
Thank you.
Oh this is our bag.
This is the bag
containing explosives.
Follow him.
Bag got exchanged.
Start! Drive!
Drive fast!
Please give me Rs.
Two for the sake of God.
Get ready a bhel.
- Yes, sir.
Hey, the scooter is here.
Where is the man?
He is buying peanuts.
I will go and buy peanuts.
You take the bag
once you find chance.
Give me Rs. Two and bhelpuri
Thief! Thief! Thief!
Thief!
Catch him!
Sir take your bag
He was running with your bag.
I saved it.
Now give me Rs. Ten please.
I would have paid you Rs.
One hundred
if you wouldn't have saved my bag.
Lot of people swallowed my money.
You can swallow it.
Bharat! Bharat! What are
you doing by sitting inside?
It is Dussehra festival.
Make arrangements for prayers.
Babuji I don't know how to worship?
Then you call to Nisha
on phone and ask it to her.
Till then I go to take
sugarcane from market.
Hello, father-in-law.
It is not father-in-law. It is me.
Did you lose the mobile again?
It is there with me.
Then why did you call.
Really I was unknown
that you are so obstinate.
You are also obstinate.
Your wife is at in-laws and
you are not getting out that Amita.
Why are you saying so?
This is your home.
I am yours.
If you want to leave
it due to Amita,
she will have to leave this home.
Ilthough it is difficult to say but
I'll say it to her that
she should arrange for herself.
Trust me!
I am telling truth.
I am coming to take you
in the night after Dussehra.
Enough. Enough.
You wait. I will return soon.
Excuse me.
Whom do you want to meet?
Well, is Nisha there?
Nisha! See who has come.
Nisha...
Why did you come here?
I want to talk to
you about something.
I don't want to talk to you.
Nisha, today I have
come to know that...
...you have left the
house because of me.
That's why I have found
my accommodation elsewhere.
And I have left by
carrying the luggage.
My uncle didn't
keep me in his house.
And you have given me place.
How can I wreak your house?
Hey, he is going. Follow him.
- Then explode here?
If he dies alone then
it will not create any news.
Find the right
place and follow him.
You are killing me.
I have decided that we shall
not continue Ramlila from net year.
Why?
There is some limit.
The viewers are sitting there
and we have to start it here.
But Sattu calls up on the mobile and
says that it will take two hours
for him to come from
Manku Tripathi's celebrations.
This is nice occasion.
We should run away with this bag.
Why should we run?
You say that it should
become some news.
This is proper place
where we should press it.
It will become national news. If
you say yes then I will explode it
Hey, that's quite true.
Press it.
Press it.
Run!
It didn't blast.
What did you press?
Press it.
Give it to me.
You don't know how to press?
Oh this is the remote
of car's stereo?
Bomb's remote is inside the jeep.
Go and bring it.
Run! Run!
I throw it if there is time
to start. Did you not throw it?
Didn't you throw it yet?
I didn't get chance.
Go...
Do one thing.
Take care if you would become late.
Don't worry. I shall wait you.
Uncle... Won't die?
What are you seeking?
Searching for the remote.
Did you find it or not.
- Didn't find.
Search fast.
I am not finding it.
What should I do?
Hey!
I have got it.
Should I press it.
Oh why are you doing late.
He ran away with car
Bajranbali!
What is it?
Stop
Puttanbhai! He is looking Hanuman.
Yeah scooter is also same
but where is that bag.
He must have left it
somewhere here. Search it.
Look there!
Oh the bag of bomb is there.
Bomb will become wet.
Now how will it explode?
Oh why are you weeping.
Career is spoiled.
What is the use of remote now?
Throw it also.
Oh shit...
Where is my career?
Where did you explode?
Great warriors are here.
Lord Shri Ramchandra. - Hail!
Heart without any emotion...
And if there are
no feelings in it...
It is not a heart but a stone.
These are the people who
don't like Lord Ram's drama.
In short time,
the burning of Raavan will begin.
Please stay away from the bursting.
And don't touch any explosive.
It could be a bomb.
Enough. Enough. Stop, dear. Stop.
Brother Sattu!
He is looking great.
Lord Shri Ramchandra. - Hail!
Lord Shri Ramchandra. - Hail!
Mr. Manku Tripathi,
welcome Lord Shri Ramchandra.
What Lord? He is my brother.
Come. Come, Lord Ram.
It looks as if Lord
Ram is coming in real.
Come, Munna. Be careful.
Well done. Come aside.
Be careful, Laxman. Becareful.
Come aside.
Hey! Hey! Be careful.
Be careful.
- Thank you.
Be careful.
Greetings, Mr. Tripathi.
Greetings. Greetings.
Oh! Oh! Police too has come.
Bajrangbali,
you are under arrest.
You need to come to
the police station with us.
Me? Why?
One minute. One minute.
Talk to me before talking to him.
I am lawyer.
If you are a lawyer
then argue in the court.
If you interfere with police
then I will send you too with him.
Mr. Tripathi, you are here.
What is this happening?
Save Bajrangbali.
Shri Ram, save Bajrangbali. Please.
Dear Hanuman,
if you had given the outside room...
...that day then you wouldn't
have faced this day today.
You have burnt the Lanka
but you will not be able...
...to watch Raavan's death.
Go and seek help from Mohanlal.
Yes. One more thing.
Nothing will happen
with the candle gang that...
...you have started
in different cities.
How many candles will you light?
The iron inside us is not
going to melt by burning candles.
Did you understand
what I am saying?
What are you saying, Mr. Tripathi?
If you are angry with Bharat
then he will say sorry to you.
But now you save him.
- Hey, Mr. Dubey. Control yourself.
How will a weeping
Raavan look like?
By the way,
the friendship between Hanuman...
...and Raavan isn't going down well.
What do you say?
- Inspector, take away Hanuman.
- Hey! No, Mr. Tripathi.
Take him away.
- Where are you taking him?
- Take care of him.
Come, Munna.
Let us continue the drama...
...and finish Raavan.
Come, Munna.
Lord Shri Ramchandra. - Hail!
Lord Shri Ramchandra. - Hail!
Hey, Mr. Dubey. What happened?
Don't know.
They have arrested Bharat...
...from the place of drama suddenly.
Hey, Bharat.
- Where are you going?
Sir, what did my son do?
- Go out.
Hey, Kushwaha. Send him out.
Mr. Khushwaha, my son is innocent.
If you shout further then I
will put you too behind the bars...
...along with him.
Talk to my father with respect.
Has any riot taken place
so that you keep everyone in jail?
He is a terrorist.
He has blasted a bomb.
It is a lie.
My brother Bharat can never do it.
What are you saying?
My father, Bharat's grandfather...
...has sacrificed his
life for India's freedom.
I took Bharat twice
to Delhi till now.
To Red fort on 15th
August and to India Gate...
...on 26th December.
I have shown him
India's unity and power.
Whenever we hear India
is greatest of all countries...
...then father and
son feel very proud.
We feel proud that we are Indians.
And you are saying that my Bharat
has exploded a bomb in our India.
He is a terrorist.
Shut up!
Khushwaha, take him out.
Look, uncle...
Mr. Khushwaha,
you have come to my house.
How decent we are...
I am requesting you to go out.
No! I will not move
until you release Bharat.
We will go out and talk.
- No, Mr. Mr. Khushwaha.
You come.
- My son... My son is innocent.
Come out and think of my words.
With my son...
Listen... Listen to me.
It is the matter of bomb blast.
It is national news.
The entire city is in chaos, uncle.
Uncle... Uncle, you don't worry.
I will bring Bharat's
bail order within two hours.
Forget it. You cannot
do anything in two hours.
A. T. S.
Officers are coming to take him.
A. T. S...
Mr. Dubey...
Uncle...
My son...
Uncle, you don't worry.
You don't worry.
I am there.
Uncle... Uncle.
The latest news is from Bhopal.'
A bomb blast occurred in Bhopal.'
One fisherman has
been injured in it.'
The name of the
accused is Bharat.'
And he plays the role
of Hanuman in Ramleela."
Police has arrested
him from Dussehra ground.
Police is interrogating him.'
Right now it is
not possible to say...
...which outfit he
is associated with.'
You are saying the same
thing since last night.
The bag that I threw in
the river had a table fan in it.
I am unable to
understand something.
What is the danger that
was hovering on your head...
...due to which you
have to leave the role of...
...Lord Hanuman from Ramleela'
and go to the river...
...for throwing a table fan in it?
Sir, I... I...
Hey, speak out.
Why are you saying... I... I?
Why don't you say? And
how come the fan turn into bomb.
Till now I have been
asking you with decency.
I even know other ways for asking.
If I use my way then
you will speak like a parrot.
- Father-in-law...
- Nisha!
Nisha, watch what they have
done to my Bharat in your absence.
Rascal didn't reveal anything.
It is the first round.
He will reveal everything in two,
three rounds.
Father-in-law,
once you let me meet Bharat.
Okay. I will try. Come.
Sir, she is his wife.
If you could give
two minutes then...
...it will be a great
favour from you.
What should we do?
Let her go.
Constable, allow her to meet.
What is happening with me, Nisha?
I don't understand
why this is happening.
Uncle, now there
are only two ways left.
One. We have to fight
for the truth and let Bharat...
...languish inside the jail
for fourteen, fifteen years.
And the second one is
that we have to pay the price...
...to the witnesses
for speaking the truth.
To police and everyone.
Pay the price to everyone for proving
an innocent person as innocent.
Otherwise there is no
option left in getting justice.
Uncle, the decision is
not in the hands of judge.
It is in your hands.
Now tell us what should be done.
I just want my son back.
Find out how much
price should be paid.
Uncle, I have spoken to everyone.
The expenses are around
fourteen to fifteen lakhs.
Fifteen lakhs?
But where will we get
such a huge amount from.
Father-in-law,
I will sell my jewellery.
Dear, what did we give
you so that you can sell it?
Son Dubey, our ancestral
house is the only saving...
...we have got with us.
But who will buy it
in such a short time and...
...when will we get the money.
And when...
Mr. Dubey,
you have got real estate business.
Do something.
Sell this house today itself.
Dubey, just see that
whoever buys this house will...
...allow me to stay in my
house until my son gets released.
Don't worry, uncle.
God bless you, son.
Start the court proceedings.
Corruption is a trouble.
Corruption is an enemy.
This corruption is
Raavan in our Ayodhya.
Corruption is running
on the tracks of trains.
Corruption is breaking
the glass of truth.
Don't know where
it has come from.
Don't know who has called it.
Why did they sow this
poison in the field?
Call some doctor.
Give some medicine.
Tie some amulet.
Drive this devil away.
Who says that we don't get money
for speaking truth in our country?
Two thousand for speaking lies.
And twenty five thousand
for speaking the truth.
Catch this corrupt
and worshipers of wealth.
Throw them in jail.
Save our country from them.
Save our country from them.
There is a thief in every street.
Corruption...
Corruption is heard everywhere.
I cannot take this money.
I have studied in
madam Nisha's school.
I came to know that
Bharat sir is her husband.
This money is evil for me, sir.
I cannot take it.
Yes, sir. I will come to testify.
After examining the entire
evidences and all witnesses...
...this court has come
to this decision that...
...Bharat Narayan
is not a terrorist.
Therefore this court acquits
Bharat Narayan without any charges.
Mr. Bharat! Mr. Bharat!
Take this fan.
Bharat,
do you wish to say something?
What should I say?
I don't understand whether...
...I should celebrate
for getting released...
Or Lament... Thinking that
why did I get caught?
What was my mistake?
My mistake is that I didn't
offer oil to Lord Shani.
My mistake is that I
didn't give room to Tripathi.
Father says that my luck is bad.
I want to ask why is it that
only common man's luck
is bad in our country.
You people are feeling
happy by watching me.
I am saying that this
is a joyous occasion.
It is a matter of fear.
A table fan may enter
any common man's life...
...and then change his entire life.
Father has a complaint
against me saying that...
...when will I become Ram.
Today I wish to tell
in front of everyone that...
...nobody can become
Ram in today's world.
This country will prosper
only if we become Hanuman...
...and hold Ram in our hearts.
Nobody can become Ram.
Bharat, I have kept two buckets
full of water in the bathroom.
Drink tea and then take bath.
And Amita too will
not go anywhere. Hi.
She will stay here.
Come, son. Come.
Is uncle Shiv Narayan there?
I am Shiv Narayan.
Greetings, uncle.
- Greetings. What is there inside this?
Uncle... The son of your friend
Baliya used to study with me.
We were together in the hostel.
Last month he left.
And he told me to
return this fan to uncle.
So I have come to
give this fan, uncle.
Hey, this is our
fan having two blades.
Back!
Move back! Move back!
What are you doing?
Enough. Enough. Enough.
Where is this boy's house?
Hello, Mr.
Leader. How come you are here?
You are wonderful.
The boy from my constituency
has been acquitted...
...from such a huge allegation.
I have come to meet his family.
It is my duty.
Nobody will come inside.
Mamu, stop everyone.
- Okay. Fine.
Mr. Tripathi, you?
Greetings!
Our Sattu was behind me.
He said that the house
in which our election office...
...couldn't be set up...
At least visit that house once.
Thank you. Sit down. Sit down.
What is the need to say thanks?
Now the entire house is ours.
Very soon your house will become
the permanent office of our party.
Tell me.
Why are you watching like that?
I have purchased your house.
What am I saying?
Mister. Bharat, welcome home.
Greetings, uncle.
Greetings, Mr. Leader.
At least now stop
chasing mister Bharat.
Why are you troubling him?
Yes. Yes.
I need his signature in few papers.
Mister Bharat, sign them.
Mister Bharat,
you had only one fan.
Where did the second one come from?
This is my fan.
Whom does the second one belong to?
Second one is the same
fan which you got us from court.
It means that the fan which you
received from the court is not yours.
No.
Fan is not yours.
So you lied in the court
and took the fan into your custody.
Do you know what grave
crime you have committed?
What will happen now?
You have to come
to the police station.
Mr. Khushwaha, just now
my son has returned from jail.
You don't take him to jail again.
I beg you.
I am ready to do whatever you say.
Mr. Tripathi, you say something.
Hey, Leave it, Khushwaha.
Just now he got released from jail.
Sir, it is nothing from my side.
But S. H. O.
Is equal to five thousand rupees.
Okay... Okay...
I will bring five thousand rupees.
One minute, father.
You are giving him less.
I want to give him more.
You have beaten
a constable on duty.
It seems he has become
mad after going to jail.
I am saying that he should
be treated completely.
Brother...
Don't take it personally.
This is the slap of
a common man on system.
There is a buzz in every street.
The good time
for public has come.
If you search for them,
they are thieves.
If you beat them,
they are thieves.
This puzzle of this public
is intertwined with public.
There is a buzz in every street.
The good time
for public has come.
There is a buzz in every street.
The good time
for public has come.
If you search for them,
they are thieves.
If you beat them,
they are thieves.
This puzzle of this public
is intertwined with public.
There is a buzz in every street.
The good time
for public has come.
The entire story is
written in corruption.
The entire story is
written in corruption.
No bribe.
No water and electricity.
No bribe.
No water and electricity.
There is a price
for taking breathe here.
One needs to pay bribe the moment
they step out of their house.
This is the fate
of common man here.
Neither something
inside the house...
...nor something outside the house.
Neither something
inside the house...
...nor something outside the house.
Nehru's dream is not safe.
Gandhiji's spinning
wheel is not safe.
Court, its proceedings,
its uniform and this story...
Everything runs in bribe...
Everything.
Whatever the direction might be...
Corrupt people are
enjoying the upper hand.
Whatever the direction might be...
Corrupt people are
enjoying the upper hand.
There is a thief in every street.
This cap,
loin cloth, kurta and pyjama.
Kurta and pyjama.
It is their acting.
These are all their dramas.
These are all their dramas.
Someone teach them a lesson.
We pray that Delhi opens it eyes.
We have to continue the fight.
Our freedom is complete.
It is incomplete.
What is this reign
of political cheaters?
What is this reign
of political cheaters?
There is a thief in every street.
There is a thief in every street.
Corruption is a trouble.
Corruption is an enemy.
This corruption is
Raavan in our Ayodhya.
Corruption is running
on the tracks of trains.
Corruption is breaking
the glass of truth.
Don't know where it has come from.
Don't know who has called it.
Why did they sow this
poison in the field?
Call some doctor.
Give some medicine.
Tie some amulet.
Drive this devil away.
Catch this corrupt
and worshipers of wealth.
Throw them in jail.
Save our country from them.
Save our country from them.
There is a thief in every street.
Corruption...
Corruption is heard everywhere.