In the village of the
region of La Mancha
who's name I don't
care to remember it,
there lived not so long ago
one of those gentlemen
who keep a lance in a rack
an old shield, a lean horse
and a swift hound.
Gone to isn't, an early raiser
and lover of the hunt.
They say his name was
Don Quixote da La Mancha,
who's spent his days reading
books of knight iron tree,
which he loved
and enjoyed so much
that he completely lost it.
Now, all the fantasys
in those books,
became such an obsession
that he thought of nothing else
but duels and chairmans,
battles and impossible love.
Until the day came
when he have the most
extravagant notion of all
to call himself a knight and go
and search of grand adventures,
just like all the
heroes in his books.
But Don Quixote
needed a esquire
so, he decided to work
on the neighboring farmer
And that wasn't easy.
He persist it in traumas so much,
that in the end
poor Sancho, for that was him name,
agree to go with him,
leaving behind his wife,
his land and all his possession.
Now or he left in his
search for eternity.
Was a lady to fall in
love with and knew in for.
You see, a knight without love
is a knight without a soul.
He's suddenly recall the farm
girl from a new by village,
although he didn't
actually know her
he been in love from a far.
And so was inspired
to create that dreams
and although that
lady never existed
she would always be for him,
his Dulcinea.
Dulcinea del ta Boso!
Not again! I'm fit up with this!
Who cares anyhow?
It's always the same old yard!
-What're you saying?
I mean, the book
says very clearly.
Why I should badger
with some old book
when I was there
to see at myself?
You mean, you're Rucio,
Sancho's donkey?
Hold right there!
The only talking donkey I know
is friend of mine named
some Green Oger!
I'm a horse!
And it's about time the world
knew the truth. -The truth?
What truth?
It all begin quite some time ago
after we got back
that first adventure.
Don Quixote, Sancho,
Rosinante and yours truly
DONKEY XOTE
It's stink on donkey around here!
So, where do you think
youre going, donkey?
This road is for horses only!
So, what this
pig doing here then?
Are you blind?
Can't you see what a
wonderful steed he is?
I wasn't talking to you!
One day I'll be a great horse
and I'll do all kinds of
important stuff, you'll see.
Just remember,
you'll have to pass
the pony's exam first.
I'm afraid, he'll have
tough time with practical!
No one will humiliate me,
ever again!
Right, left, right, left,
right, left! Squad positions!
I don't believed! Yes!
Three to line!
And what exactly do you
think you're doing, James?
It's perfect! A hurricane would
even not enough to slug down.
You're safe! I got you!
-Off, James... now!
Everything is under control!
You won't
believe this, Rocinante!
It's incredible!
But... -Not acceptable...
excuse us... -Stop!
Hey you, you don't take
another step!
What do you want?
We not even meant to be
talking to each other!
Our masters might
not be speaking
but you and I are horses.
-Negative!
His already made a clear,
he doesn't want to talk.
Look, buddy! When I was
working as a body guard
for Bobby else since horse
we are riding at the middle
of shut big scene...
Besides, it was Sancho's fault.
-No, it was Quixote's fault
and his absurd obsession with
sugary and love,
which don't even exist.
-Don't exist for you maybe!
Horses like you turned
a life into big fat lie.
Look it yourself
here and this all barn,
sent in a ridiculous office
with the handful hands
and some little squirrel
like a body guard?
Rocinante, you became a coward!
-Now you gone too far, pal!
We have to stop Quixote
from seeing this! -Stop him?
But this is our chance to get
some dignity back in our lives.
Make our dreams come true!
-Yours dream you mean,
but then you just
the same as Quixote...
Say it, why don't you?
-A fool!
Losers!
One more word from you
and you're mess meat!
Don't you even think about it!
Give that back!
This is really important!
Very, very important!
This I think of yours dreams!
You haven't spoke
in a months and now
all of the sudden you
got to talk?
Well, just make sure
you'll remind him
to pay the rents,
that's all!
This time it's different!
We're meeting at the
Baclor Carasco's place,
neutral territory.
Who knows, what trouble
get you in the now?
Please, what do you think you're
doing for the God sake Sancho?
What's wrong with this?
Ten years and still light me!
It's like a glow too.
Hey, my friend!
Where I would be without you?
And you are not riding
that broken down donkey!
Take the new horse!
Just her way of
showing a affection.
My dear Sancho, come in.
We were waiting for you!
Where is Quixote?
-Sancho!
Let's get this over with.
I got to donkey double part.
Gentlemen!
We have know one another
from since childhood.
You Don Quixote, you are the
most famous in the village.
After you, Bachlor!
And you Sancho, wealthy
and respectable man
you followed him for a dream but
it all went sour, didn't it?
He said I get to be governor
on a island if I went with.
Yhaa, but we didn't find Dulcinea
you saw her, but I didn't.
Because you left me alone!
As you can see
it been quite a few left concern
that book about you two
you even got a fun club,
which isn't bad
especially when you considered
that I for example
haven't get a letter in years.
And, on the top
all of this flooded
the region with this pamphlets.
"I, Knight of the Crescent Moon,
having learn of the adventures
of the knight Don Quixote
challenge him to dual in
Barcelona this full moon.
If I should win,
Quixote will hand over his
arms and renounce Dulciena for ever
but if Quixote will be the winner
I promise to reveal the
true identity of Dulcinea
and will give her all my
treasures and possessions.
So, what all this got
to do with me?
My dear Sancho,
do I have to remind
you that you were the one
who with up with him
to resurrected this
all shivery thing
and now, you're
Quixote and Sancho,
Sancho and Quixote
and individual
symbol of this beautiful village
it's main heretic,
the pride of La Mancha.
You're everything!
And your point is?
The truth is, Quixote asked
me to intercede
trust shake hands, can't you
go along with him
on a new adventure.
Help him as I do,
for the sake of friendship.
Well, he can forget about
Barcelona for a start.
I can not intrude
forget about Barcelona
if where I so find
the beautiful Dulcinea,
queen of my days
and princess of my nights.
For you, Quixote!
That old pail of junk?
-Extraordinary!
Looks like Tourists girl!
If I not mistaken
this magnificent jam is
nothing less than Bandiara.
the armor of
the mystical Plandium.
You seem to know
everything, Quixote!
Everything is in the books!
-Please,
take this is a small sign of a
Bachlor Carasco's commitment
to our beloved hero.
-What about me? Ha!
Nothing, for me nothing!
Hurry up!
This is absurd,
we can't go on like this!
Pay me and we are even!
-But of course I will!
As soon as we come
back from Barcelona.
Oh, not again please!
I already said, I not go
back there, didn't I?
I mean,
what do you want?
Need to follow one
another man escapade,
just to get dumb on again?
We will show the world,
how to live an exception life.
Forget it!
-Lets this is a yes then!
Look at them!
Barely patience to be off!
-Get off!
But we honoring money!
-Are you with him?
Didn't I make myself clear?
Come on!
-No!
My friend,
a knight Aaron is not want who
just dos it to worth expects, no!
He must live as
his heart dictate.
You forget I'm not
like you Quixote.
I'm not a knight Aaron.
I'm just a simple man.
Can I suggest something?
It was good to see you again.
Good luck and have fun!
But I need you Sancho. You're the
only one who ever saw her.
Look Quixote!
I don't...
OK! Give me one good
reason why I should go!
The treasure?
-Not bad!
That treasure,
how much we talking about?
I mean, is it say any where?
I need another reason!
-Is that you sweetie?
Just in time to clean
the house! Hurry up!
There's a lot to do today!
OK, sweetie!
But I get the treasure,
you keep the girl!
God!
Little Sancho,
how I should put this?
Have you got any
spare cash on you?
Here we go again!
But what about me?
Does my opinion
count anything around here?
Sweetie?
Are you there?
But if you don't want
them to rich Barcelona,
why do you help them?
To play to the
gallery, of course!
If I want to be famous,
I have to start
with my own village.
Here everyone worship Quixote
and they'll believe
I supported him.
And now?
We have to stop him get
to Barcelona at all cost!
I want to humiliate them,
to get rid of them,
I want them vanish forever.
Quixote is already
wearing the first trap
That armor is a dangerous
is a damn madness.
And now I'll have the services
of sinister at knight
and you will help execute
my full proof plan.
Is that clear, Adalanida?
But does sinister really exist?
My little chickens!
No, I said no.
I'm not going...
Excuse me!
Excuse me, would you like to
be authentic knight?
Build your own armory
easy and stormans?
Windmill or China!
Check for yourself what is
today a special offer.
For sure it is...
-Horrible!
Magnicifient! -Or buy here your
own copy of Don Quixote!
So, that book was true.
You absolutely have
to one of copy
in pretend to avoid of it if you
want to be anyone around here.
A bargain! 10 euro crowns!
-But I'm don Quixote!
Of course, you are!
They all are.
-What are they doing here?
They want to see Dulcinea
before dual of course.
-Can this be... possible?
So, who is written that?
Miguel De...Cervantes!
There is that great story about
how Sancho found Dulcinea...
OK!OK! I'll take it
but forget those speeches
about Sancho and Dulcinea.
Is this by the
secret law of sugary
home of the peerless Dulcinea?
Hey, hey, I don't need autograph.
Don't think I'll sell the original
for 20 euro crowns, do you?
But we said 5! -That was before
I knew it was adaptation!
What's all is
about the book then?
What is in the book
life will teach you?
Hey you, get in line!
I'm Don Quixote
De La Mancha, my beloved...
Get in the line!
Relax Sancho, soon as they
see us they'll sent for us.
Invitation, membership card?
-But...
No sneaker! Next!
Noble guardian at the
virgin peerless Dulcinea
Please, announce the
arrival of Don Quixote!
Let him in!
No, no, he's Quixote!
Actually my squire here present
and Dulcinea all ready equated.
A great honor, 100 euro crowns.
-Just to see her?
Per person, discounts
only for babys, pensioners
and veterans of the
battle of La Panto.
YOU!!!
And the other gentleman?
I'll see you in Barcelona,
everything is free there.
But how I'll know is truly her
without you by my side?
Nice to have business
with you gentlemen.
This way! Hurry along
now and no pushing!
If it's her,
just give me a sign!
Is it really you beautiful lady?
Move back!
Well...
-How...should I know.
I can't see your face.
Move it to the line,
pelecho!
Are you crazy?
-Well... technically, yes.
Could you possibly draw that
curtain back a little, my friend?
I wait to calling
to five: one, two...
You dare sounds me!
They are in trouble,
we have got to help!
No way! I can't stand
fight them! -Coward!
So, I guess this is where we
will all get bitten to a pope!
What's wrong with
that piece of junk?
Well... according to a legend,
the sword live inside
in this armor.
Is there room in there
for two of you?
Allow me to express my
sorrow for all of this.
See how my heart
beats in torment.
My beloved one,
I always...
Perhaps you gonna
too fast for her?
Can I come in?
-They kidnap Dulcinea!
What have you done
with our little Dulcinea?
No time to waste!
I must save my love!
Confess! Are you not
at sinister service?
How dare you claim
such a thing?
If I were you,
I would run!
Oh, I'm with you,
let's get out of here.
That old piece of junk,
gives me the willies.
Brothers knights!
Gentlemen,
who is Don Quixote? -I!
-I! -Me! -I!
Then I say,
why been Don Quixote?
Why not Lancelot,
Perceval, Amades?
King Arthur or his friends?
What kind of knights are you?
Because, of all you are
knights, aren't you?
YES! -YES!
-Pursuing justice,
protecting widows, helping orphans
and seeking true love.
Yhaa, Yhaa!
Absolutely!
So why not do so
each on your own way?
You, sir...
what was your name before
you becoming a fake Quixote?
My name was Peter!
Peter the Panmaker,
but there's got to be
more to life than that.
Quite so but why
not edit yourself?
Sir Peter, the Panmaker.
Sir Peter Pan!
Sir Peter Pan?
Yes, I like it!
Before you know it, that name
will be famous is... Don Quixote.
You think so?
-Ridiculous!
And you... what's your name?
My name...Remisio and
I sell the balloons!
They call me Globus.
-Sir Globus is...globe.
Then... who is Quixote?
-Not me! -No,no, not me!
I intrude heaven,
to protect you my friends!
The world will
remember your deeds!
And one day we should
get round the fire
and with great joy
recall our adventures!
To adventure!
-Yhaaa!!!
To adventure!
And now what?
They all nuts!
You are a genius!
I would never thought of that!
-What do you mean?
That nonsense you made
up to get rid of them.
It was no trick, my friend!
Perhaps you too join us one day.
Come on, Sancho
let us free my love from
evil jaw of sinister.
We don't even know it was her!
She was!
Trust me!
Enough!
My olympic days are over!
But wasn't that guy blind!
I do so hate the country side.
Not to get occasional
picnic or anything but...
taste like a dish cloth.
How do you imagine her?
Who?
-Dulcinea?
I told you before, I don't
want to talk about love.
So, far I'm concern
it's not such a thing!
Can you imagine someone
searching the world for you
just because youre
the way you are.
I think I prefer to
eating on a dish cloth!
One day I'll be a horse
and Dulcinea will kiss me.
You don't said.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have an important
business to attempt to.
One more time Sancho,
tell me again,
what was she like?
One in a million!
The fairy is damn
who ever took breaths!
Quixote, what would happen
if Dulcinea didn't exist?
My life would be mean less!
Well, it wouldnt be
so bad, would it?
And how was her voice?
Was it bright?
Look, Quixote!
If I was a woman,
I think you're a good man,
and I give you a chance.
-Seriously?
Of course not, I'm just saying
that to shut you up.
It's time to sleep.
Good night Sancho!
-Good night Quixote!
Sancho?
-What?
Thanks, for believing in me!
Hey, boss!
You want to scare me to
death or what?
Everything is under control!
If that chicken can't keep
at the piece it's his problem.
There so far ahead
do we I see it
we have to gallop
all day to until sunset.
A great plan!
Wake up, Sancho!
We must free my love!
Day is for work,
night is for rest!
It's already daylight!
-I say it's night!
There's nothing wrong
and stopping to eat.
Everyone needs to eat
and so many people can...
Help!
Attempts only distract!
-So! -We must help her!
I can't have opinion?
Can anyone help me?
-I'll take care the lion
and you save the fair lady.
But I didn't even know her!
-Forward my brave steed!
Who? Sorry!
I never heard of him!
OK, so, what do you do
when you come face
to face with the wild lion?
Tremble? -Tremble?
And that's it?
That's it!
Ok, Ok, step aside.
I'll take care of this.
Everything is under control!
Hurry, is no time to waste!
-Listen lady, take it easy!
We must act immediately!
She's in a great danger!
But the lion coming
straight torch us!
Did we have to come all this way
just to make fools ourselves?
Get lost!
O, my...
Is...is he... dead?
He's killed my Rucio!
Is he dead?
Stay it!
Stand it if you dare!
Thanks for the escort.
-Your wish is our command.
Unfortunately, we can't
detail us further
as we pursuing
at the language who
kidnap my beloved Dulcinea.
How romantic!
Let's go to the castle!
I'm sure my
husband will send out
fears some ovy
after that villains
and beside that's mean you
will be able to rest a little.
Attend to my guests
and take care of their...
Take him for supper!
Isn't that the lion...?
-Never fear!
Bartoluis is only aggressive
outside the castle's walls.
A little insecurity problem!
My respects, your grace!
Don Quixote De La Mancha.
At your faithful service.
-Darling!
I told this brave knight
with help catch
the kidnapers
of his beloved lady.
I guarantee that waggon will
never leave this land...
because, I imagine
they traveled with a waggon.
Many thanks,
but I can't possibly let anyone
else perform the duty,
that is mine alone.
You saved my love
and permit me in the name
of the secret laws of chivalry
to do the same for you.
If you vote the law of chivalry
then I have no option.
First, we should sent my
army with Bartoluis,
a great tracker,
and once they'll find the
witching miscreants
it will fall to you to free ha.
But if you wish my
men can beat them,
to whip them, delight them
on along the ground
to until they'll scream and
please about the mercy...
Darling!
Your commitment is
all true clear!
And your reward,
ask whatever you wish
and it shell be yours.
I considered myself
already pay it for.
And you my friend,
from all I possessed
choose what you wish.
So, for example,
if I ask for food,
you'll give it to me?
Done! What else
do you wish? -Money?
Can I ask for money?
-Done!
It is said,
that the wish of
the noble Sancho
is to be a governor of
the island. -Yhaa, right!
Can I ask for one of those islands
with water all around it?
By luck!
In my dominions there
is just such an island
and it's need a governor.
An island! They would
water all around it!
But how I can leave
you on your own?
After all the
sacrifices you of made
I insist you take
immediate possession.
I have to tell Teresa!
Don't worry! We will take
care of everything!
My friend! Forgive me
if I ever doubt in you.
All you ever promise
is come true!
To a new governor!
Governor Sancho Pansa!
Yours eyes...
yours eyes like...
two eyes!
This is go too far!
Yours voice...
Now let me see!
How is your voice sound?
-I don't believe this!
You're such a seducer!
What the...?
Well, well, you not know mares
like I do know mares.
If I were you I gonna
check this out. -O, get lost!
My dear governor, forgive me
for calling you like this
but I need your help.
Oh, right! Governor!
Your wishes, my command,
duchess!
Take this!
I understand, you actually
seen this Dulcinea
and I was wondering
what she's like.
Why do you ask?
It's all there in the new
best seller, you see,
everything that happened
and Cervantes sure us you
never even saw Dulcinea.
And another thing!
Quixote is in danger from
the sinister knight
and only you can help him.
-But Quixote made in ma!
Oh, no, his real as
real as they can
and he plans to destroy Quixote.
But we know how
to get rid of him
and doing so help
Quixote find his Dulcinea.
But she doesn't exist either!
Listen carefully Sancho,
if you want to save Quixote
and keep your precious island...
As midnight is past and yours
values soldiers not return
I beg you leave to depart.
-Don't be so impatience!
I'm sure they will be back soon.
But Barcelona is my final
clue to meet Dulcinea
and the full moon is
two nights away.
Forget such forwardness my lord
but I must abandon you
fort ves because...
Oh, yhaa, I thought
I heard the guardsmen,
perhaps they have news.
-Dough you go!
Tell me Quixote, is it true you
never actually saw Dulcinea?
Not with my eyes it's true,
but with my heart
every second of my life.
But Sancho has seen her
and his eyes likes mine.
So often blinded by passion!
-I think I get enough!
Ser, the constable has...
-The wagon?
...the wagon has brought
to the castle... -Here?
Sorry?
-Oh, yhaa,
a wagon with two man
and a woman in the back,
and they ask to take refuge
according to the secret
law of chivalry.
Ok, can I go now?
-What's wrong?
Under law of refuge...
we can't touch them!
Hard to believe that would
Dulcinea and her captors
right here and you
planted do nothing?
Do men make laws only
to the knights justice?
But nobody even notes
what she looks like!
Except, the governor!
What if it really is her?
-You're right!
Justice should be above the law,
if is the governor
willing to help!
Is it she?
Is she or she's not Dulcinea?
Quixote, the truth is...
-This is not behavior of governor!
Is it possible?
Is this by the glory of
the secret law of chivalry?
The place...
Come on! Come on,
let us not waste more time!
Don't get me angry, pendeho!
I shell respect you on the
refuge on the condition
you immediately release
the beautiful Dulcinea
the queen of my days
and princess of my nights.
O, that's nice!
Release me, you say?
The macho man hasn't be warn
looking get a better of me.
I have no words Dulcinea!
Love weakness my
voice and my will.
And you are?
-Don Quixote De La Mancha!
At your faithful service!
-Ah, not another one!
Don't waste
your time, sunshine!
Well, I never imagine the
moment quite like that.
Why don't humans
understand what we say?
They can't be
too intelligent, can it?
After all, we understand
everything they say.
It's all for the best, Rucio!
Your master got his island,
mine is Dulcinea
and I got a mare,
with a magnificent apartment.
But it's all lie!
It's always been a lie!
Where are you?
-Crap!
Not as long we believe in it!
-Hanky?
Hanky?
Rucio, we are off, right now!
-Not now!
I said, no!
What I have done?
What I have done?
I'll never be able to look
Quixote in the face again!
Hanky, are you deaf or something?
My dear Don,
cool your eking heart,
Dulcinea will speak
with you or else...
Without her I'm nothing!
And your thoughts now
are on marriage?
Marriage? So soon?
And how long you been
searching her heart?
For all eternity!
Time goes by Quixote!
I married duchess
without knowing her.
Well, I don't suppose
I know her now really!
Yhaa, if you put it like that!
So, you except?
We still far away!
You could brought a horse!
Still a good way to gone to
until rich Alabantaria, governor!
Good! The further
the better!
Queen of my days,
princess of my nights,
I'm your faithful servant.
Must you keep repeating yourself?
So, what's an offer, exactly?
True love!
Something a little
more tenantable?
One must married well,
you know!
I haven't ask her yet!
What pretends of love is this
if you can't show
how much you care?
Don't I deserve
a diamond necklace?
Aren't I worth a house
in a country?
A private pension?
Paid holidays in Palm Beach?
A weekly face shop?
Get him out of my side!
How can this skinflint
possibly be true Quixote?
But I am he!
Yhaa, the one who
fight the windmills
and travel the world for love,
without even knowing me.
-Chance!
If they would giants!
-Look!
I never ask a thing not
battles nor adventures
and now all we want
is a decent wedding.
The true Quixote
wouldn't reject me
just because I wasn't up
to his strings.
He wouldn't treat
me like some toy!
Wisdom was never
so painfully game.
I have been selfish Dulcinea!
Let's us do what you say!
Immediately!
All that is mine is yours!
-Great! Tonight, a party!
And you give the wedding new
clothes even we braided for you
with all my love.
Sweetie pie,
where are you?
I tell you sinister,
they'll never rich Barcelona!
They are finished!
That is supplements
for your serve!
Looking them self
get walp by central
exclusive rights
in case you decide
to sell to sury some day.
Is that clear?
Now let me see,
we have to pay rent on
the set and the castle.
My husband has to conductive very
expensive wedding tomorrow.
And you come begin to imagine
the amount top quality meat
that beast eats every day?
This is what we agreed,
the rest later.
Are you going to say
anything? -Yes!
I want to keep Bartolomus!
-Oh, what for?
To eat people!
-But he is vegetarian!
I want to keep Bartolomus!
-What about me?
That Quixote don't look
like his so loaded after all.
But his friend is my dear
and he feel so guilty
he won't deny a thing...
Who was it?
Are you OK,
hanky darling?
Don't you like my
new hair style?
You really think a
somebody bright like me
would be interested in
some cheap tranter.
Uh, now I am angry!
You are like so...
pathetic!
Nice out Don Quixote!
You have to admit Disidora
has impeccable taste.
Who?
-Did I say Disidora?
My friend, forget Barcelona!
You got your Dulcinea now!
The truth is,
I wondering
my good friend Sancho
will be back in time to
the wedding. -Of, course!
How could he miss this?
I have got this funny feeling
we been go around in circles.
It's a trick, can't you see?
Now I understand!
Of course! -Great!
Listen, they give me a wrong map!
-Oh, really?
How can be this
the island Beriteria
if doesn't got water
all around it?
And did you figured out all by
yourself or did the donkey help?
Thanks for your help guys
but I heading back to the castle!
Quixote needs me
and I don't think
I be much a
governor anyhow.
What I would owe you?
You're not going back any place!
I'm a free man!
I'll do what I want!
-No! You won't!
Roasted over a
slow flame, I think!
Wait!
Rebutted was fer enough
but burned alive?
Don't worry boss!
Now you making me dizzy!
Oh, a great plan!
Really effective! No!
Smoke?
No, thank you, I don't smoke.
-FIRE!!!!!
Rocinante!
Couldn't you even wait for
us to be properly cooked?
Don't you touch him!
We have got out from here!
Everything is under control!
Sorry but I am too
young to die!
What's all this?
Him!
-Him!
O, my love, what did
they done to you?
If I don't get
married tomorrow
someone will have
to confessant me.
Dum's OK but not a vegetable!
Rocinante!
My brave steed!
-What about me?
Who's more important me
or some stupid horse?
Queen of my days
and princess of my nights
I have many wished
way to bit. This wedding...
Enough of this childless pranks!
What do you two waiting for?
Sorry? -Why waiting to
until tomorrow
we have such a
magnificent full moon.
It isn't quite a full yet...
Who cares? Why not get
married right now?
Disi...
-Dulcinea!
Do you take Quixote to be...
-YES!
And you Quixote,
do you take this beautiful lady
to be lovely wedding wife?
This isn't a way I imagine this.
Did you understand a
question, Quixote?
I...
Well, I...
-No! No!
Sancho?
Governor of...
There'll be no wedding Quixote!
I lied to you!
I never saw Dulcinea
all that time ago.
I look quite enough,
day and night, day after day
for you, for the best
for my only friend
but the truth is,
she doesn't exist.
Then this lady...
-Ha, lady?
Some jumping magic comes along
and says I am not
your Dulcinea
and you believe him?
-I invent it all!
And this one's just
another adventure!
Try inventing knees, buster!
This is a real woman!
Come along my dear!
Better luck next time!
Yes, my love!
Rucio, I hope your
insurance covers it.
I never thought to be
so glad to see you.
James! James!
Wake up!
This isn't funny!
Too late!
James!
Nor you are be happy.
We're going home!
You know,
I am not sure about
anything anymore.
Rocinante!
That way to the village!
Teresa will be hoping
mad but at least
we will get something to eat.
After all, Barcelona
is a long way
and it'll just be more
the same, right?
This is the end, Sancho.
It's over!
All my life I been a coward,
run away from reality,
but you can't live an illusions.
A coward? You live
the great life!
Are you serious?
I never meet a braver man
a man who dares
to live as he feels
and thinks with his heart.
At least Dulcinea
was a beautiful illusion.
Dulcinea!
So, a home?
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Come on!
"Barcelona 198 km"
Quixote,
that duel between
you and the Knight
of the Crescent moon
wasn't it... -Aha!
alone, face to face it dust...
-That's right!
then, could you explain
something to me...
Well...
O, look who is here.
Ser Peter Pan.
I'm not Peter Pan any more.
It never catch on! I decided
to be a Quixote again.
Ser Globus!
-And me too!
Tent, helmet, armor
and one set of the lances.
The sort is optional!
The social security number?
What's that?
-A photo of ID?
It's not my best but...
-OK, in a case of accident.
Sancho!
Sancho Pansa!
-That's all! Sign here!
Don Quixote, 163.
But first!
Where is my book?
I'm gonna go broke!
Well, this is the end of us!
-Never fear, Sancho!
It's all going to work
out just fine!
The light,
I can already see the light!
And...
what are you planning
to ride, exactly?
Good question!
I just saw some pretty good
redeem horses outside.
What about me?
-All right!
I'm free! What do
you say Don?
Can't you hear me?
Hey? Hallo?
-Maybe!
Forget it!
Why not?
Yes!
I got it! Rucio shell
be my steed!
YES! -Rucio?
-Let's hear!
There you are!
-Yes!
Rucio! -YES!
-Would you... - YES!
...to be my horse? -Can't you
understand a simple yes?
That's right!
Just finish me off!
Don't take offence Quixote
but Rucio is only a donkey!
Don't ruin it!
This beast is showing
a great courage.
His strong and resilient.
His a surviver!
Kneel Rucio!
By the authority vested in me,
by the secret law of chivalry,
I named this horse
of the highest rank!
It's the battle of the century!
And remember
the just, the truth,
the wining Quixote
will have right to fight with
the Knight of Crescent moon!
Quixote 26, entering in arena!
His opponent is Quixote 13!
Yhaa, that's hurts!
Let pick up the pieces
and move on,
'cause here comes Quixote 76!
You know,
I'd fighting Quixote's
place if they let me.
Bigger ball!
Watch out!
Holy cow!
Forget I said that!
Do we have our winner then?
-He'd better be!
I entreaty,
dispatch me to the illusion
feels of cowardice I show.
I pray also for
the night explandian,
son of Amadis and Oriana
he would meet today.
Show him the way to courage
and help free his soul from
such a cruel punishment.
Surely you'll not gonna
wear that old junk!
It's my armor!
It's for real out there
Quixote and this thing,
well, I don't know what's
up with it but it's not good.
The spell will only be broken
when the soul of this knight
takes part of active courage.
Impossible!
That's impossible!
I believing in you!
I suppose, they
do need someone
to pick up the helmets
around here, donkey!
I'm offering to the
battle any moment!
I am Don Quixote's steed!
You're going nowhere!
You're donkey!
If your Quixote needs
a horse he could rent us!
That's we're here for!
-Exactly!
And it's not fun
week on the beach!
On the beach?
-On the beach!
Let's go ser Rucio,
it's time!
What did just he call him?
It's only to put down to me!
Look, who is come to see you!
Can't we talk about this?
Sure, here's a deal!
I'll just eat your legs
that way your master doesn't
get it take part in a chaste.
I don't know anything,
I'm retired!
Rucio is Quixote's
horse now and...
What did you say?
You want me to repeat
it for you, pal?
Hey, boss!
-James, you're alive!
You are safe!
Off, James!
Well, I'm going to
learn something!
Lion! Lion!
-Lion!
Dure the circumstances
beyond our control
will be passing directly
to the semi-final!
Peter Pan,
Don Quixote 25!
Rubicio, Don Quixote 26!
Don Alanco Cihano,
Quixote 163
and the last minute
entry, Quixote 666.
Well, at least we should be
home for super!
Hell, Cezar!
What would I get in to?
Rimidio, lost!
What?
Me?
And you hared this hopeless
failure to get rid the Quixote?
Don't worry!
He's not in the final...
yet!
Alanco Cihano!
Whats this his riding?
This is ridiculous!
I suppose you had to inhered
something from me.
Not bad! Not bad!
-That's my boy!
Incredible!
The winner is Alanco Cihano!
The one and only,
Don Quixote!
Damn all of you!
And now, we give you
the battle of the century,
the queen the truth,
the one and only,
Don Quixote De la Mancha!
...and the Knight of
the Crescent moon.
Sinister?
I mind would known!
Must you always ruin things?
-Baxler?
What are you doing here?
And dress like that?
-Damn you Quixote!
From the since I was a child
I have been nothing.
I studied, I tried...
oh, but in our village,
Don Quixote and Sancho Pansa
are the only one to count.
I tried to stop you when I put the
olient into your face in danger!
So, it was you!
Just you wait!
And now, I finally get a
chance to be someone,
a chance to be famous
and you humiliate me
in front of everybody?
Come along, my friend!
If you really
want to be someone,
someone important,
why not be a knight?
Maybe they'll write
book about you too
and you'll be immortalize
for all eternity.
A knight, you say?
Fare well, champ!
I got to go!
You...
This everything to play for!
Be the best man win!
Oh, no! -Is this really
end of Don Quixote?
Careful!
Watch it!
Hang on!
Forget it Quixote,
it isn't worth it!
To the better end!
I know my destiny!
And mine!
They're still standing
after that! -Bravo!
All right! He did it!
Yes!
Go!
I believe in you!
Enough!
Come here!
Must still have a few
score to settle!
You win!
I hanmaerable Dulcinea,
but she deserves the best
and the bravest of knights.
I must renounce my love,
for the sake of...
a pure love
and what is best for her.
-Renounce?
Only the true Quixote would take
honor and courage so far.
Only Quixote would renounce love
for the sake of true pure love.
Which is you're the winner!
The best of the knights!
For I'm Dulcinea!
Much like you,
I had to know
if Quixote was real
or just a fragment
my imagination.
So, I set all this out!
-Can it be possible?
Is this...
Is this
by the glory of the
secret law of chivalry...
Cut the crap!
Bravo! Congratulations
and all that!
What about the treasure?
Treasure?
You know how much it
cost to organize this?
You made it!
-It was nothing!
But you're a horse,
a real horse!
A horse?
And of the best of breed!
-I put you're on no less!
All right, all right! Ok!
Enough flattering, make way,
give us some room,
everybody back!
Sancho, asta la vista!
We'll be together again
soon my friend!
Just don't come
without the rent!
What's that?
Everything is under control!
You must meet his wife!
And this my friends
is true story of Don Quixote!
Sancho returned home happily
to Teresa and Rocinante
went back to his dear dusty barn
to care for his beloved hands.
For taking care of Don!
Did you see that?
It's no surprise Quixote
lived happily ever after
with his adorable creature.
Of course,
I stayed with him too,
I get not paid much
but he does understand me.
PREVEDEL: REO