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- Okay, now what?
- Now you say the phrase
that starts the game.
- I'm not gonna say it.
You say it.
- Nuh-uh.
You say it, it was your idea.
Hey!
Can you help us with something?
It'll just take a second.
- Okay.
Hang on.
- Okay.
- You guys, I don't
have time for this.
- Come on.
- I have mid-terms next
week, and I'm so far behind!
- Please?
- Please?
- Fine.
Charlie Charlie, can we play?
There, I said it.
- No wait, say it again,
it didn't hear you.
- Charlie Charlie, can we play?
Charlie Charlie, can these two
idiots play your stupid game?
- Whatever, stop it.
- Rachel,
what's going on?
Rachel, breathe!
What do I do?
- Oh god.
Oh god.
Gwen!
Gwen!
Gwen?
Gwen?
Oh god.
- It's not like we get paid.
- You and I could go
do something after.
Hey, hey, I heard there
was a wreck on the highway.
Heard some little
smart car ran over
a blade of grass or something
and it flipped like 20 times.
But there was a lot of blood.
Anyway, hey, what I'm sayin' is,
maybe that's why nobody's here?
Maybe they're all
stuck on the highway.
- Alice, we've been
open for five hours now.
A smart car that's
been in a tiny little
Fender bender wouldn't
explain why there's
nobody here lining
up to get tickets.
So if you're not busy
selling anything,
could you just keep
your mouth shut?
- I'm just saying it
was ironic, is all.
I mean, it's a smart car, right?
It's supposed to be
smart and it's...
- Let's just close
up for the night.
I'm gonna go to my office,
why don't you tell
the other actors?
- Well hey wait, but
you said I can't,
I should keep my mouth shut
if I'm not selling tickets.
Can I...
- Hi, I'm Karen Arnold
for tiptop news.
Have you been to a
haunted house this year?
Well neither has anyone else.
Gene, you in there?
- No!
- Gene, open up!
We need to talk
to you right now!
- We?
- Listen, man.
I'm tryin' to be
cool about this.
We have been working
for you for three weeks
and haven't been paid.
Now we demand, tonight,
that you pay us.
- Well actually, he's demanding.
I'm just asking.
- Shut up.
- Right, paychecks.
Let me see.
Hmm.
Let me check here.
Not there.
Hmm.
Oh, that's right, they're
around back on the money tree.
While you're back there,
why don't you grab mine too?
- Sweet!
Okay.
- Look, man.
No more jokes.
Now I need my money,
and I need it tonight.
Or else.
- Or else?
- Yeah.
- Or else what?
I don't have any money, fellas.
We don't have any customers.
No customers equals no
money, do you understand?
I would love to pay you two.
Because there's a
lot of other things
I'd rather be doing right
now than dealing with this!
Oh!
Here's a thought.
Why don't you two geniuses
put your brains together and
come up with some amazing new
way to draw in some business?
Because I don't
have any ideas left!
- We could...
- That's not our
problem, it's yours!
You figure it out.
- Move over ouija board,
there's a new game in town
and his name is Charlie.
Charlie Charlie, actually.
It's the Internet
sensation that has
all of America's youth
trembling with fear.
The game seems to have
gotten out of hand a little.
21-year-old Ryder Allen was
charged several months ago
with multiple counts
of first-degree murder
after playing the
game with friends.
The charges were later dropped
due to lack of evidence.
Allen insisted on her
innocence, saying her friends
were killed by a demon
summoned by the game.
- That footage of Karen
Arnold was recorded
previously today, from
the front lawn of the
double-homicide sorority house.
And continuing breaking
news about that murder case
involving local college
student Ryder Allen.
- Guys.
I think I actually
have a new idea.
All right, we need something
to draw in new interest, right?
We need something to really
strike terror and fear
in the minds of those
little bastards!
- Like what?
- Like Lizzie borden.
Bloody Mary.
The stuff of legends!
Except new!
- What are you gettin' at?
- I'm thinking we have
kids over here after hours.
You see, we could come up
with a new challenge for 'em.
A challenge based on...
Based on that!
- A game she's calling
Charlie Charlie.
A new team of investigators
have been hired.
- So we invite kids in here,
and we have 'em play
a game or something?
And then we scare 'em!
- Yeah, but don't
hurt yourselves.
- And then we scare them.
- Better.
All right, so the plan is
we're gonna have kids here
after hours, we're just
gonna let 'em run around
for a while and scare
the hell out of 'em!
- If I do this,
you better pay me overtime.
- Paulie, my boy,
when news about
this story gets out,
and what we're about
to do with this house,
teens will be lining
up from across
the state just to get in here!
- Thanks for watching the
nightly channel six tiptop news.
I'm Peter hanes, with
one final question.
If miss Allen did not
kill her roommates,
then who, or what, did?
- Now.
For the flier.
I need the big pen.
Yes.
Charlie
Charlie
challenge.
Is that with two l's?
Yes.
- Okay, so you're gonna
be careful, right?
You're gonna call
me when you're done.
And you're gonna keep
your hands off my sister
and you're gonna
take care of her.
- Yeah, dude, it's
fine, it's no problem.
- Hey man, it's all right,
we'll watch after her.
- We're gonna be fine.
- I've been expecting you!
Seriously, guys, I've
been waiting here
since midnight, where ya been?
- Well this...
- Midnight, sharp.
Great.
No big deal, the point
is you're here now.
So welcome to hangman's
house of horrors
Charlie Charlie challenge!
Came up with that myself,
has a certain ring to it.
Before we begin, it's time
to lay a little ground rules.
- Fine.
But can we go inside?
These are real
designer shoes and I
try not to wear 'em on concrete.
- Try not to wear
them on concrete?
- Duh, they're real
designer shoes.
- So.
Let's get down to it, shall we?
The challenge begins
when the game does.
I will be escorting you
to a specific location
in this house which I've already
laid out the game for you.
- Uh, what's your name?
- Oh, it's gene, but everyone
here calls me the ringmaster!
- Okay, gene,
where is everybody?
- Oh.
They're off for tonight, i
thought it would be a hell
of a lot scarier if they
weren't kinda hangin' around.
Which means you will all be
here overnight by yourselves.
So please be careful.
Which reminds me, my
attorney prepared, oh!
These tiny little
contracts for you to sign.
Hopefully this
will stop you from
suing on the slight chance
of any kind of accident.
Here's some pens,
pass 'em around.
Oh, I'm also told I'm
required to say that playing
the Charlie Charlie
challenge is strictly
for entertainment purposes only.
You cannot actually summon
a demon and the game
is just that, a game.
- Yes you can.
It says on this website
that not too long ago
a group of friends were playing
and all and one person died.
Ryder Allen?
She said that they actually
summoned a demon or something.
- Yeah, that's when the
game became popular.
Most people that knew
the sorority girls
said that Ryder killed 'em.
Some people say that the
demon made her kill 'em.
Others say,
she was crazy.
Probably just mid-terms.
- Well I guess if it was on
the Internet, it must be true!
- And it says that she
wasn't charged with anything.
Like, lack of
evidence or something.
- Well, that's sad.
And it's very terrible.
So if you would just
please pass forward your
contracts.
Thank you very much.
Now, if you will all
follow me, please.
Oh.
There is one little
thing I forgot to do.
Collect the admission price.
- Is it the price of our souls?
- Really?
But we all won a ticket to play.
- Oh actually, you just
won a chance to come here
after hours and play the game.
I still have rent and
electricity to pay for.
Besides, I already
gave both of 'em...
I mean, all of you
have five dollars off!
It's 20 dollars each.
- Whatever, man.
- All appears to be there.
Don't be afraid,
or do be afraid,
as long as you come on in.
Now, before I go any further,
I must insist that
all cellular phones
and mobile devices
be placed in oh,
my...
Hat.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm sorry,
but isn't that like, against
the constitution or something?
Like denying our
right to speech?
- Um, no...
I don't think so.
Please understand that
this challenge has rules.
And in order to win the
grand prize at the end of it,
you must cooperate!
Hmm?
Yes.
Now this is no
ordinary challenge.
You see, Charlie Charlie
was an evil spirit.
His very soul was vanquished
from the netherworlds
and rooted right
in this very house.
Tonight,
if you are brave enough,
you will summon him.
And we dare for you to ask him
just a few random questions.
And, if you make it out alive,
your grand prize awaits you!
- Our grand prize
that we paid for?
- Wait, what was that?
- Never mind.
- Right this way!
And here we are!
What do you think?
Please, everyone grab a chair.
Sorry, I didn't
expect a fifth wheel.
Oh!
Here you are.
Make room, make room.
Now, the history of
the spirit is unknown.
Most speculate that it was a
young boy in a border town.
A bastard child raised
by Mexican satanists!
When that young boy died,
his dear mother
couldn't stand it.
So she cast a devil
spell on his soul!
She wanted to make sure
her little boy lived.
He lived, all right.
He lived to kill!
At least,
that's what some people say.
Nothing confirmed.
- So why pencils?
- Good question.
You see,
they believed they
needed something called,
pardon the pronunciation,
cupressus lusitanica,
otherwise known as
Mexican cypress.
They thought it
was grown naturally
in the same small
town as the boy.
To start, you would...
Place the pencils in
the form of a cross.
One balanced perfectly
on top of the other.
Then it could be used as
a dial to communicate.
All you'd have to do
now is ask a question.
As you can see...
I did not balance these pencils.
Nor did I ask any questions, so,
no harm no foul, right?
- God, this is so stupid.
Okay, so basically we have
to pretend like we're scared
and I'm sure you
have all your people
positioned all
around to scare us
and we finish and
we win a prize?
So, what's the prize?
- The prize, right,
well I assure you
that the prize is grand!
And I also assure you that you
will be alone here
for the night.
So, I will be leaving now,
and be kind to the house,
because we are open
again tomorrow night.
Hope you all will live,
I'd hate to come here
in the morning and have
to mop up a lot of blood.
Because that sort
of thing attracts
a lot of negative attention.
And reporters.
And who needs publicity?
Right.
So, I'll be leaving now.
So enjoy the house.
Seriously though,
be careful.
- Gene!
- God.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to
be getting ready!
- Well I just wanted to
know when we can start.
- What are you doing in costume?
- So I can scare 'em, duh!
- Damn it, Jerry.
Charlie Charlie is a Mexican
demon, not some clown.
And not some fat
clown in his 40s!
- I'm 39, gene.
- Stanley is playing the demon.
Why don't you go out there and
help Paulie make some racket?
Grab a rake and drag it up and
down the hallway or something
just don't let 'em
see you wearing this.
A clown.
Woah woah woah woah.
What the hell are you wearing?
- This is my Charlie
Charlie outfit.
It's pretty cool, huh?
- No, no no, are you kidding me?
I told you he was a
terrifying Mexican demon,
you look like you're
part of a mariachi band.
- Oh well, this sombrero
is from a mariachi band
that my cousin's in, so that's
probably what
you're thinking of.
And then this I,
well I borrowed it
from a latino family
that was at a
picnic or something,
I was just like,
"can I borrow that?"
And then, but my makeup
is pretty scary, right?
It's like scary
ghost makeup.
- No, you look like a
sugar-powdered jalapeno.
- Okay, cool.
- You know what, why
don't you just stalk them?
How about you just
stay in the shadows.
Oh my god.
- Hey, were you
serious about that
powdered-sugar jalapeno thing?
That sounds really good.
What was I supposed to be doing?
- You have a spare phone?
- Uh, yeah.
Who doesn't?
- Time to play, guys.
- Yes.
Oh my god, this is so idiotic.
It's obviously the
force of gravity.
They placed the
pencils in a position
that if you barely
breathe they'll move.
- Oh, that's right!
Time dilation,
which we all know is
the cause of gravity,
would keep the
gravitational mass centered,
causing the friction of the
two pencils to balance out.
Any minimal force,
such as a breeze,
or the mere breath of a subject
could easily move the pencils.
I'm just sayin'.
- Well let's try it out guys.
You first, Charlie.
- Okay, here goes nothin'.
- Guys.
This is exactly how all
bad horror movies start.
Rational decisions
to play a game
that we all know could
end up going badly,
but we do it anyway.
- Oh brother, please.
Okay.
Charlie Charlie, are you here?
You know, I think i
want my 20 bucks back.
This is stupid.
- Ask it again, man.
- Oh what, you want me
to ask it again, sure.
- Yo, Carlos Carlos,
you here man, what's up?
- I think he'd appreciate
it if you were more serious.
I think he'd take us
all more seriously.
- Whatever, man.
Okay.
Charlie Charlie
are you here?
- Did you see that?
- Please, it's all bullshit.
- Shut up!
- Are you gonna let him
talk to me like that?
- I think that's enough, guys.
- You scared, Sarah?
- Scared, please, I'm
bored and I want a drink.
- So?
- Well, no one was there.
- It was obviously
that perv, gene.
- Why is he a perv?
- He was so looking
down Sarah's blouse.
- You know, I have to admit,
the whole pencils thing
is pretty impressive.
Obviously it's set up, but...
- Maybe we should
call it a night,
and head to that party.
- I agree.
- Let's keep it up.
- Charlie Charlie, if you're
here, give us another sign.
- Charlie Charlie,
is it true you were a satanist?
- See, I knew that gene
guy was full of shit!
- Charlie Charlie,
have you ever killed anyone?
- Charlie Charlie, is
it true you will hurt
one of us if we
continue to play?
- See guys, he's probably
just some harmless ghost.
- No no no, wait wait wait.
- Shit.
- Is he messing with us?
- This is cool.
- Look guys, I don't think you
should be asking
it anything else.
I mean, this is just stupid now.
Especially with that story
about the girls and everything.
It just seems foolish to
keep messing with this stuff.
They can keep their grand prize.
- Jeez dude,
get ahold of yourself.
- Yeah, it's just a set up.
- How could they make
the pencils do that?
They were spinning in circles.
The top one would've fallen off.
It's not theoretically possible.
- Wow, you are such a pussy.
Look.
Charlie Charlie, if
you're going to hurt us,
then show us or you're gonna be
a pussy like Skeeter over here.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Yeah, put the phone away,
you're ruining the ambiance.
- Like, no, I'm
calling my boyfriend.
- You don't have a boyfriend.
- We literally started
going out like a second ago.
He just texted me now.
And I said yes.
Oh my god, there's like
no service in here.
This is so lame!
I have to go guys.
I'm sorry, but i
have to talk to him.
- Fine by me.
- This was fun and all, but,
I think I'd rather go drink now.
- Oh, finally you say it.
- You guys suck.
- Look, whatever man.
- Hey Jerry!
Stanley!
Is that you?
Where the hell are you guys?
- You guys feel that?
- Yeah, it's cold.
- The hell's going on out there?
So I guess this is part of it?
- This is pretty awesome.
- Okay, okay, this was fun
but let's go back now, guys.
- Far out.
- Well, we paid 20 bucks,
might as well just do it.
- And there's a
prize at the end.
- Everyone stick
together, all right?
- The hell was that?
- Oh my god, there is
a weird white-faced guy
with a sombrero chasing us
around and it's cold as hell.
I wanna go home.
- All right, well what do
you want me to do about it?
- Here.
- Guys, wait up!
- See, gene doesn't know shit!
Scared the hell
outta those kids.
Hello?
- Oh shit.
- Where did they go?
- I don't know.
Pete, Gina!
We're over here!
The hell?
Did they get ahead of us?
- Seriously, man,
this is messed up.
- Come on.
- Paul?
Stanley?
You guys better not be
messing with me again.
No,
no!
- Oh it's you.
Hi.
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here?
Oh god, please tell
me that you didn't
let anybody see
you wearing this.
- Oh no.
'Cause I'm a ghost, man.
But I did scare the hell
outta those kids in the maze.
- Really?
- Yep.
- Then why don't you
get back out there
and keep up the good work!
Good job!
- No wait, I remembered what
i was gonna talk to you about.
Okay, so I haven't seen
and heard from Paulie.
And I haven't heard
and seen from Jerry.
Yeah, and somebody's
messing with
some of the special effects.
- Someone's messing with
some of the special effects?
- Oh really?
- I told none of them
to mess with that stuff,
those idiots!
Well thanks for the information.
- Are we gonna eat after this?
Because that sounds
really good right now.
- No.
- Skeet, calm down man.
- Calm down?
This thing just shut by itself!
And we don't know where
Pete and Gina are.
- Please man, this
is all just a set up.
It's what we signed up for.
- Well I don't like
being closed up in here.
- That was fun.
- This game sucks, okay?
Now I can't see anything!
- Let's go exploring.
- What about everyone else?
- You wanna go back in there?
- No.
Wait, no no no,
where are we going?
- Come on, they'll
be fine, let's go.
Let's take this off
course, shall we?
- Whatever, I'm still trying to
find service in this shithole.
- Let me see your phone.
- Uh, no.
- Come on, I just
need it for the light.
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna see some
behind-the-scenes shit.
Turn the tables, try
to scare these guys?
- Hey buddy!
Are you messing
with me right now?
Oh shit!
This looks so good right now.
Want some?
Oh shit.
No!
- All right, this
is a little weird.
- I told you!
No one listens to me.
- Keep your panties on.
- I think it's safe
to say we're lost.
Don't freak out!
We'll find our way back.
- Oh my god!
My battery's about to die!
- Gina, check this out.
Woah.
This is awesome.
This is sick, man!
- Pete?
Pete?
Such an asshole!
- You freakin' blew it.
- I blew it?
- Yeah, what is this place?
- It is the perfect place
where no one's gonna bother us.
- You couldn't even
take me to the wyndham?
- Baby.
- Whatever!
- The wyndham?
- Anywhere besides this hole.
- This isn't a hole, honey.
- I don't wanna get murdered
while I'm having sex with you.
- But I like holes.
- Hello?
- Hey,
i don't like this.
- Who the hell are you?
- Yeah, are you here with
the haunted house people?
- Hey, I've seen you before.
- Where are the others?
- I don't know, we
all got separated.
And then we've been
locked in this room.
Excuse me, but who are you?
- Yeah, what are you doing here?
- I heard about the
challenge that you won,
about how you get to play
this game, Charlie Charlie.
- And how is
that any of your business?
- I'm here so you don't play.
Have you started it yet?
- Yeah.
We played a little while ago.
And then we left
and we got lost.
- Oh please, she's just all
a part of this bullshit.
Look, you tell that
demented perv gene
that I want my money back.
- Actually, Charlie
paid for your ticket.
- This is stupid!
- Where are your friends?
- Really, we don't know.
We all just started
playing the game
and then we ended up here.
- God.
What you're playing
with, it's deadly.
- No, this is just a big prank.
It's all a set up.
- And you're a shitty actress.
Is this the only job
that you could get?
- That's it!
Now I remember.
You're the girl from
the news report.
- The one that
killed those girls?
- I didn't kill anyone!
Those were my friends.
- So if you
didn't kill them, who did?
- Him!
- You see?
I told you we shouldn't be
messing with this stuff!
- Wait, hold on.
So you're telling me
that some evil spirit
killed your friends?
- Yeah, and if so,
then why didn't it kill you?
- Because I finished the game.
- Okay, so what are
we supposed to do now?
- Like,
please, like she knows?
- Take me to the game, now.
- Hey, sorry what
happened to your friends.
That must've been
really hard on you.
- So how do you finish the game?
- You just ask him to stop.
- Is that a joke?
- Paulie!
Paulie!
That's a new trick.
Sleepin' on the job.
Paulie, you're supposed
to be out there
making noises and
stuff, not laying down,
I'm already understaffed!
Paulie!
Paulie!
Think, gene.
Phone, phone.
Ah!
- 911,
state your emergency.
- Hello!
- - Hello?
- Yes, I need someone
out here immediately!
- Okay,
tell me what--
- someone's been killed!
- What's your name?
- My name's gene, but everyone
calls me the ringmaster.
Gene's fine.
- Can you tell
me where you are right now?
- Yes, it's hangman's
house of horror,
666 red mountain Lane!
- Hello?
- Hello?
Oh.
- Daddy.
- Come to daddy.
- Sheriff Anderson?
We have a possible homicide
at 666 red mountain Lane.
- Yeah, yeah, unit 42.
- Guys!
Shit!
- Charlie.
- Sarah!
- Charlie.
Come in here, man!
- Oh shit, hey.
- What took you so long?
- No, wait wait wait.
Babe, come on, stop, this
is serious, all right?
We need to get outta here.
- Oh please.
The only thing scary
in this place is Ryder.
Murderess psycho.
And I saw the way she
was looking at you.
- Come on, she's just
trying to help us out.
You don't gotta be so mean.
What's your problem?
- What is that supposed to mean?
You like her, don't you?
- Oh my god, here we go.
You know what, I'm outta here.
I don't need this shit, bye.
- Oh yeah, now you
don't wanna talk.
I swear if that girl
comes anywhere near me,
I'll show her what
possessed really looks like!
Charlie!
Charlie, hold on, babe!
My feet hurt in these
heels when I run!
- Like I said.
I have x in my purse
and you blew it.
- You know what, I've
got rubbers in my wallet
that have expired!
- Rubbers?
- They have expired!
You think this is funny?
- Yeah, I bet.
- I haven't had
sex in three years!
- I believe it!
If you're gonna pull this crap.
Bring me to a place like this?
- Lost in a spooky
haunted house and
can't see
a thing.
Hashtag
blind intuition.
'Bout time you
text me back, bill.
You horndog, okay.
Oh my god.
I look so fat.
There is no way
I'm sending that.
- Okay, not fun anymore.
- We need to run.
- I can't see it.
I mean, I know
it's there, but...
- Run!
- I don't see it anymore,
do you think we lost it?
- We need to find the game.
- Where do we go?
- You mean you don't
know where it is?
- We've never been here before.
We're just as lost as you.
- We need to find it, let's go!
He's messing with us.
- Shit, run!
Hey, wait up!
- Sarah, come on!
- Guys, hurry up, come on!
- Stay close!
- Charlie!
Oh god.
Charlie, can you not leave me?
- Sarah!
- Charlie, oh god!
We gotta go.
- No, no!
- Stanley!
Jerry!
Just so you know, i
found Paulie, he's dead!
Oh no.
This game is over.
- Where are we going?
The classroom's on
the first floor,
we just keep going up.
- You got a better idea?
You wanna go back that way?
Then let's go!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with him?
- He has a little
fear of heights.
Skeeter, you all right dude?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- All right, come on.
Yeah.
- We need to find the game.
We have to finish it.
- Yeah, let's go.
Skeeter, come on buddy.
We gotta get outta
here, all right?
Come on.
- Daddy.
- Stanley?
Hello?
All right, I just felt
something on my shoulder.
- I think I'm going crazy.
- - Daddy.
- Of course I'm going crazy.
Hey, we need some publicity!
Oh you know what, why
don't we invite a bunch
of teenage kids to come
into the haunted house
and run around wild
all night long?
Yeah, that'll draw
some attention!
Stupid.
Like that's ever gonna
get me any money.
I'll never be able to
pay these people back.
- No!
It's stuck!
- It's not gonna be that easy.
He's gonna kill you
before he lets you
leave without
finishing the game.
- Oh how would you know?
Hey, I'm so sorry, I completely
forgot about your incident.
- Incident.
Wasn't an incident!
It was a massacre!
My two best friends
were tortured and killed
by this seemingly-innocent game!
And I couldn't do a
damn thing about it!
They said I was crazy.
That I had to be killed
for what I had done!
But I didn't care,
because I knew the truth,
I knew what happened!
And I promised myself
that I would dedicate
the rest of my life
to making sure that
this never happened ever again!
- Stanley?
Oh!
- Daddy.
- Right.
Stanley, I don't know
how you just did that,
but I'm telling you,
you scared me for once.
All right?
- Daddy!
Or is that you, Jerry?
Either way...
I'm really scared
right now, guys,
so you got me, all right?
I said it!
Are you happy?
Just so you know,
I think one of those
kids has lost his mind
and they killed Paulie!
I'm tellin' you, I found his
body in the meat locker room!
He's dead, I tell
ya, d e d, dead!
Don't worry, the sheriff
should be here any moment
so stop whatever it
is that you're doing
trying to scare
people and everything
and go ahead and come on out.
Guys?
Knock it off, come on out!
All right!
Then just stay here!
Yeah go ahead and stay here,
stay here and die,
see if I care!
One less person i
have to pay back.
I'm leaving!
- Daddy.
- Oh my god,
gene, are you okay?
- You stay back!
You stay back, don't
come any closer,
you sick sons of bitches!
You all did this!
Now all my actors are dead!
- What actors?
- Told you man, they
were trying to scare us.
- They were.
Until you killed 'em!
- Look, gene, we
didn't do anything.
- It's Charlie.
Charlie Charlie, not Charlie.
- I don't care how many
times you say his name,
you're gonna fry for this, pal!
And you, I don't recall inviting
you to this little fiesta!
- I'm Ryder.
- No, it's okay.
She's played the game before.
She's been all over the news for
all those grisly
Charlie Charlie murders.
- No, no!
Help!
Help, I'm in here!
- I don't wanna get murdered
while I'm having sex.
- I gotta finish!
- Oh please!
Start the car!
- You're worthless!
- You are worthless.
Oh what was I thinking?
Oh my god.
- I'm gonna
get blue balls!
- Fine!
- I have blue
balls right now!
- Your little penis.
- My little penis
and my giant blue balls!
- Don't go, I'm still in here!
- You blew it!
- - I blew it?
You didn't blow me!
- No, don't go!
Don't go!
Don't leave me in here
with these lunatics!
You stay back.
You stay back, you savages.
- Look, we need to
find the pencils
so we can finish the game.
- You mean these?
- Yes!
- Hey!
What did you do that for?
- You have no idea
what you've just done!
- Oh yes I do.
I just stopped you
all from playing
your evil little game.
Because I refuse to join your
pencil-worshiping murder cult!
And now there are dead bodies
all over my haunted house!
Elevator shaft.
I'll go out the fire
escape exit on the roof!
Jerry?
Is that you?
Are you bleeding?
- Ooh!
- - Daddy.
- Woah!
Smells like weed.
Stanley?
What happened to your neck?
- Oh man, I'm so dead right now!
- Are you guys here to kill me?
- Oh, no.
He probably will though.
Oh!
Paulie?
Paulie.
- Where's our money?
- Oh, no!
- Do you
know our chances of
finding those pencils?
- Of course I do,
man, but we have to find them!
- Change of plans.
We're gonna get
the hell outta here
before he kills us too.
Gene's hearse is parked outside.
Let's go!
- Charlie?
- How could you just leave me?
- You're alive?
- Does it look like I'm alive?
- Yes?
- I've gotta get him.
- I found her!
- There you are.
We've been looking
everywhere for you.
- You gave us quite a scare.
- I wanted to spend the rest
of my life with you, Charlie.
You meant everything to me.
How could you just
leave me like that?
- So, what's the verdict, doc?
- Oh, well the test
results show that
her violent behaviors
are brought on
by dissociative
identity disorder.
Multiple personalities.
- Well I could've told you that.
- Well why didn't you?
- This is probably
why it all happened,
you killed me, Charlie!
- Sarah, please.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't want you to die.
- Anyway, one or several
of the personalities
have a marked lack of empathy.
- True sociopath.
So that's how you got away
with those murders, wasn't it?
- Take my hand.
- What about Skeeter?
What about Ryder?
- Bring them along,
we have room for more.
- Hey, what are you doing?
Come on!
- You actually believed
you were innocent.
- This one is not for
the outside world.
What do we do with her?
- Put her with the others.
- Ryder!
It's all right, he's
just trying to scare us!
We need to go!
- Let's go.
- Now!
- Come on!
- Does anyone
wanna switch seats?
- Come on Ryder, drive!
What's wrong?
What happened?
- No!
- What's going on?
- It's the parking break!
- It's released!
- Leave us alone!
- Screw this,
let's get outta here!
- It's gonna blow!
You guys, let's go!
- Dude, where did she go?
- I don't know!
Charlie!
- What?
- I found the pencils!
- Awesome, dude!
- We can finish the game!
- You guys!
- Ryder, look, we
found the pencils!
- Thank god.
- Dude, we gotta go
and save her, man.
Dude, come on, come on!
Which way?
- I don't know.
- This way.
- This isn't possible.
- I know!
This is completely
ridiculous, man.
I feel like we're walking
around in circles.
- We're never gonna find her.
- We'll find her,
man, we'll find her.
We just gotta get
the hell outta here
so we can finish this
damn game already, dude.
- Charlie?
- Skeeter?
Skeeter!
Where'd you go, man?
- Charlie?
- Ryder!
What are you doing, we
gotta get outta here!
- Hey Charlie.
What's wrong, Charlie?
- What's wrong?
All my friends are dead!
All because of this stupid game!
And I couldn't do anything.
I couldn't save any of them.
- It's okay, you did your best.
But let's be honest.
Your friends were
stupid anyways.
If you asked me, I think
they deserved to die.
- What?
Why would you say that?
- Who were you talking to?
- No, please, no!
- Charlie Charlie, can we
please finish the game?
Ryder,
Ryder!
Hey!
- You okay?
- Oh yeah, I been better though.
- It's over.
- We did it.
- We did.
- Sheriff Anderson?
Sheriff Anderson, I just
got back from my break,
did you respond to the
possible homicide call?
- Yeah, sheriff Anderson,
you got him, go ahead.
- Did you
respond to the possible
homicide at 666
red mountain Lane?
- Yeah, 10-4 I'm on my way.
- Hello?
Okay, this is totally
not funny anymore, guys.
Sarah?
Scooter?
Charlie?
Charlie are you here?
Okay.
I'm okay, yeah.
I'm alive, are you kidding me?
I'm alive.